Would you rather be a cow or a chicken?

Which cutie would you rather be…?
Which cutie would you rather be…?
My psychology student friend says if you have a great butt you’d choose chicken but if you have better boobs you’d choose cow.

Because you’d prefer to be used for your butt or used for your boobs.
As chickens are used for their butts for eggs and Cows are used for their “breasts” for milk.

It’s sounds like a sketchy connection but interesting to ask so;

Would you rather be a milk cow or egg laying chicken?

PS Assume you live on a friendly organic farm where you sleep in the barn every night and you never get eaten! 😊
🥛 Milk cow 🐄
Vote A
🥚 Egg-laying chicken 🐓
Vote B
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  • What an unusual question. I'd rather be a cow. It would be fun chewing grass all day and having my teats squeezed regularly.

    • Thanks Tom Really? You see a cow in the field and think 🤔 ’ look at how much fun she’s having!’

Most Helpful Guy

  • A chicken, some chicken coops look really nice. All the cows have is a barn and a field.

    • Some barns are really nice , I don’t know anyone wanted to get married in a chicken coop… 👰 🤵‍♂️

    • The rooster wouldn't allow it. But everyone would be throwing chicken feathers and eggs all around us when we would walk out together.

    • We? Like when you & I get married in a chicken coop? 😂

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • Wow! Haha! This is a bummer eh! I was so hopping that the answers would be interesting! But I guess then s one kind of flopped.

    • Yeah 😅 i know right…. Learnt there’s lot more guys who want to be admire for their butts… feel free to share this question with lady friends to get a better response

    • Haha! Well thank you! That could turn in to an interesting pick up line!

  • How about a bull?

    • No bull

    • :( Fine, I'll take a cow then. But my udders are gonna be extra big.

  • Sorry, I couldn't vote to be a egg-laying chicken, but a rooster? He'll yeah:)

  • I love eggs, so chicken, lol.

    • Eggs are cute 🥰 🥚 …. Would you eat your own?

    • I just might, lolol.

    • 😰 …. I’m still waiting on female perspectives

  • Would you rather be a cow or a chicken?
  • If im a guy, and i want to be a "cow" wouldn't i be a bull?

  • Interesting perspective

  • Do you know why eggs are always happy?

    • Oh, eggs get laid?

    • Exactly. :)

    • So you choose chicken to get eggs laid? Go you 😉👉

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  • a chicken gets all the cocks if you know what I mean 😉

    • Nope….. what do you mean?