Would you rather have a tank of fuel or sex?

Question

Fuel prices are rocketing and supplies are running out. Not to worry, president poppy has a plan to conserve stocks. You can fill up your tank or have an hour with a government approved prostitute for the same price.
Regardless of which one you choose you can't do the other for week.

Would you rather have a tank of fuel or sex?

ohshee · Accepted Answer

Dear president Poppy once again I woke up on the horny side of the bed this is getting ridiculous why can't you add another stimulus package with hookers involved actually I don't want a hooker I just want a regular girl it wants to fuck like a hooker LOL which one has the better to tax write-off since I'll be using my gas for business I would be using the hooker the same way I guess only my business so what I guess I have to ask you this what are your plans for this evening LOL can I fill up your tank how are you get 2 things in 1

ChrisMaster69 · Accepted Answer

Well having filled up both cars this week. it’s been £90 for one and £110 for the other the joys of Super Unleaded (99 Ron). i am going petrol first and foremost lol

CrazyGirl2 · Accepted Answer

Well, let’s see which 6 “girls” who voted for time with a “sex worker” are really men pretending to be girls! (And using the word prostitute is kinda like calling an overweight woman “Fat”. While you might be technically correct, it still makes you a complete asshole, just for saying it like that!)

Brainsbeforebeauty · Accepted Answer

Damn it's already been much longer than a week since I've had sex, so what's One more week lolol I'll take the gas, gas prices getting crazy and quick

DaveJord · Answer

Depends on how hot the prostitute is honestly. I never paid for sex myself, but it cost me less than $60.00 to fill my tank, and I know that good prostitutes go for hundreds to thousands of dollars.

So a $60.00 prostitute sounds terrible.

katiesmuff · Answer

I'll take the fuel

LikeALog · Answer

I'll take the tank of gas. I don't need to pay for sex.

God_of_Thunder · Answer

Well, I have a girl, already, so I don't need the prostitute. I also have a 35 gallon gas tank So yeah; gimme the gas, please. 😊

MTC29 · Answer

If I lived overseas, I'd take the hooker. Here in the USA, anything government approved or supplied: healthcare, education, food, or else for that matter, will be second rate or barely meet minimum standards of acceptability.

Give me the tank of gas. I'll sell it... and hire my own girl.

Shy80sgirl · Answer

I’ll take the fuel, going to get it on tonight!

matchrestore · Answer

My tank holds 15 gallons. Gas is about a dollar higher than it was a few weeks ago, so $15 more to fill my tank. Yeah it sucks but it won't break the bank. I'll take the sex.

Pasiton5 · Answer

Depends on price of gas, one good thing about wait is she a hooker cause that keep their prices pretty much the same don't go up with inflation or price gouge you like everyone other business does crooks

Sour-rose · Answer

Heh, gas will get me to places where I wanna be to get more gas and money. What good is sex if it's with a fish of the sea and I get nothing out of it?

IMuser · Answer

Would choose prostitute (assuming she does not have any STD/STI)

If fuel is way too expensive, maybe I will use a bicycle. Using a bicycle will
1. Make me healthy
2. Less maintenance cost as compared to a car
3. Easy to park
4. I would be able to experience the breeze while riding the cycle

KatieB713 · Answer

I'd rather the free fuel, I love driving to be fair and the petrol rise is a pain

Static_In_The_Attic · Answer

I’ll go for a half a tank of gas & settle for a blowjob.

Adam1978 · Answer

I pass on both and save my money.

DonkeyDan · Answer

I don't drive and a definitely don't do prozzies, I'll take a tank of fuel for a friend please.

Kaneki05 · Answer

I don't drive, bus is fine. Therefore easily pick sex. All hail President Poppy.

Heartache0405 · Answer

I’d rather have a tank of fuel. I can live a lifetime without sex.

AviatorTom · Answer

Here in the US, at today's average price of $3.30/gallon, by 13 gallon tank costs $43 to fill up. To fill up a prostitute would cost at least $50, so gasoline (petrol) is cheaper. Not only that, with the gas (petrol), I can drive as hard as I want, and start and stop as often as I want. With a prostitute, I can start once, but once I stop, it's all over.