Would you rather have penises for fingers or finger for penis?

Would you rather have a finger instead of your penis down there or have 10 penises as your 10 fingers? State why you make your choice.
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  • Finger for a penis, of course. So practical. Both hands on the keyboard while I play apps on my phone. Of course, there is the lack of sexual arousal, but I could do without it. Wait. What about balls? Would it just be a finger above some balls? Because that would be a bit weird. (In a world where having a finger for a penis isn't weird). Ummmm. I suppose you could use the finger to play with the balls, but then the balls wouldn't have anywhere to transport the sperm, so they would probably blow up. Man that would suck. I need to rethink having peni for fingers... But I wouldn't be able to hold anything, and everyone would run away from me while screaming... Oh man. Hard decision. Do I have to choose? Either way I think I'm losing. Exploding balls or having people run in screaming fear of me... Well, I could wear gloves. Boxer gloves. But every time I touched something, my fingers would grow, and everyone would know. *blush*. How would I masturbate with peni for fingers? I mean. You need fingers for that. It would just be a bunch of dicks rubbing up against each other. That would be pretty gay, even if they were all mine. Shit. Yeah. I think I'm going to have to go with a finger a penis, but only under the stipulation that my balls don't exist. Please don't cut them off, though. Just poof, suddenly I have a finger for a penis and no balls. That'll probably make running and sitting down easier. But what if I break the finger? That'd be friggin' awkward. And trimming the nail might take a bit of explaining if anyone catches me. But it's the best choice.

  • Keeping one penis satisfied and getting it enough diet is a problem by itself, why would I want to increase it 9 fold lol

    Also if I had just one finger and 10 penises the girl loses out on the pleasure of so many things like fisting, fingering and so many other things the fingers do like feeling her up, caressing her breasts etc ;-)

Most Helpful Girl

  • For penises as hands then guys would have to wear gloves all the time. But then what if the guy is aroused? Oh boy..., xD

    • Oops. I meant penises for fingers

    • Haha this made me laugh :)

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  • This question reminds me of the time I messed around with a girl who would not let me finger her. She said "I hate fingers! Dicks only!" I wonder if she'd have any objection to a guy who had dicks for fingers.

  • Finger for a penis. Having penisess for fingers would be a detriment to my quality of life. I would have trouble grasping things if I had a buch of floppy penisess for fingers. I might as well have two stumps for hands. Having a finger for a penis could hurt my sex life but currently its nonexistent so I guess it wouldn't be too bad. Also if it was a BIG finger then girls might be OK with it.

  • Penises for fingers! I can sleep with more woman and not to mention give myself a blow.

  • Reminds me of a joke... man goes into the doctors.
    Patient - doctor.. doctor... I've got FIVE penises!
    Doctor - how do your pants fit?
    Patient - like a GLOVE!!

  • penises for fingers

  • I'm sure girls would like for us to have 10 penises as our fingers lol Orgasms for dayssss

    • But isn't it odd that everyone now can see all your penises?

    • I have a pretty penis so I have no shame

  • This is the weirdest question ever!

  • I would rather have a bunch of penises than no penis. I think the reason is obvious.

    • Finger licking good would have a whole new meaning. lol