Would you suck off your boyfriend with a vacuum cleaner? Guys would you do it?

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Anonymous · Accepted Answer

No because it can hurt him - burst blood vessels etc.; it's dangerous. Also unhygienic.

I don't see how it'd feel all that good either, it's just suction, with the cold, hard plastic nozzle of a hoover.

When I'm sucking him off I want to give him good pleasure - I want to tease the head of his dick with my tongue so he squirms from the feeling, I want to keep it nice and slippery wet and feel it getting harder as I run my lips up and down it, I want him to feel warm and relaxed and loved while I'm sucking his cock. Why would I use a vacuum cleaner when it's so much more gratifying to take him in my mouth?

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Nasty ass Doofy. Go to bed

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

How do you come up with this stuff... Never mind, I don't think I want to know.

becca123 · Accepted Answer

I suggest using a canister vac and using the carpet head, beater bar on.

gray_sailor · Accepted Answer

Why use a vacuum cleaner instead of a purpose built vacuum sex toy?

- quieter
- cleaner
- more comfortable
- more hygienic
- less cumbersome

Pricey, but so are decent vacuum cleaners.

As a professional mechanic, I say right tool for the right job!

detlef · Accepted Answer

An advisory for anybody who takes this seriously: DON'T DO IT. Incredibly bad idea. Might seem to go without saying, but then again, there is such a show as "World's Dumbest." Do not try this at home.

Love2Jackit · Answer

I would love for a girl/woman. 2 use a vacuum cleaner 2 suck me off. Reason being the feeling is undescribable pleasure. Especially when u start 2 cum. Cause a vacuum cleaner keeps on sucking. While u are cumming. Love 2 find a woman who would use a vacuum cleaner 2 suck me off.

Squidward · Answer

I don't fit in the vacuum cleaner tube... I was 16 and horny.

ConsultantIsBack · Answer

Oooo do me next! Hook me up to your magic blowjob machine!!

zagor · Answer

Um, broken blood vessels, hemorrhaging, not a good idea. There was once a guy who decided to make a power-hitter for his weed by reversing a vacuum cleaner motor. He died...