Yet another size matters question--Coke Can?

Question

Apologies in advance for TMI:

So, after some research, I found out I'm type of guy who appears to have a smaller than average penis when flacid, but has a much larger than average penis when hard (the difference between the two states is more significant than other guys who only experience a minor growth when hard.) This always made a bit confused, but I thought little of it.

Then, some girl who i made fun of for giving me head the first time we hung out told me it was "small anyway" which i brushed off easily at first but then started wondering about. 

Finally, this girl the other night asked me how thick it was and , as an example, asked if it was "the width of a coke can." wtf? that seems much too thick. I look in the mirror (when I'm hard) and think it's amazing but a coke can?

Any thoughts? On the one hand, this is a good thing, because out of insecurity I'm finding out a lot more about actually doing it the right way and working on technique (before i could care less as long as I got off,) but on the other hand, I think it would be horrible if it ends up somehow being too small for this coke can girl

kheserthorpe · Accepted Answer

A coke can thickness exists but is way, way outside the normal range.

There is the old 'toilet paper tube' test. Having seen too much data, I can tell you the -average- guy could just fit in a toilet paper tube, girth wise. Slightly above average can't. So that gives you an idea of average width.

Klaatu51 · Accepted Answer

maybe she meant the slim ones

Elizabeth21__ · Accepted Answer

Why does she want one THAT big? Like, weird and painful at the same time. but if you really want to impress this girl just tell her it is and she might believe you :D

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Coke can is too thick and too short. Comcast remote is more like it!

daniel_honey_boy · Answer

Coke can sounds pretty extreme...​! 😨 Actually, even one of those slimmer 250ml cans looks really thick, lol! I don't think u need to worry about ur size, especially if it looks good to u in the mirror. ^  ^

BigRed64 · Answer

coke can? dude she's out of her mind, normal penis is like 4.5-5 inches around and around 6 inches in length

Hephaestus · Answer

This whole post made me cringe

BertMacklinFBI · Answer

a coke can? that is fucking retarded.

Th3D3vil5w1f3 · Answer

I don't blame you for feeling a little bit insecure with this girl , if she Is getting guys that have the width of a coke can. That's just ridiculous Lmao