Have you ever been out and then suddenly you really had to poop and you needed to rush home right then or you'll shit yourself?


Have you ever been out and then suddenly you really had to poop and you needed to rush home right then or you'll shit yourself?
Twice.
I was a kid when it first happened- lived on the 18th floor… let me say that again- the eighteenth floor 🥲 and was on the next block when I felt it. I refused to poop anywhere, but at home, so I ran like there really was no tomorrow.
‘Pooping Tomorrow’ was just not an option 👐 lol
Second time- I was driving home with just my permit (fairly new) and with my dad. I could’ve asked him to drive back, but had to treat it like it was just me. I wanted to speed ofc, but driving is different than running lol.
No one could say I didn’t fly through the window once I had put the car in park, though. 🤓👍
Lol try having to ride in a car when you're an hr away from home. I never clenched my cheeks so hard 😂
I shit myself once stuck on the highway in traffic during a torrential downpour. Went to a safety meeting at work. They had KFC sitting out in open when I arrived. Like two hours later they’re like go have lunch. I was hesitant but ate one piece. Sure enough get in car to go home stomach starts gurgling.
Oh great torrential downpour and traffic jam. So I just shit myself.
Oh many times! Some were too close calls! 😂
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Not really, since I usually don't feel the need to poop or anything. Maybe to urinate or other reasons that I'd need to use the bathroom but not for taking a dump. This is a very random question lol.
Yup, that has happened to me. But when you finally get home, it's the best feeling in the world! Lol
Yeah IBS is a bitch like that
I usually wait until home if I can. Home is where there is no children, and no wtf, who didn't flush the GAWDDAYUM TOILET? YA SICK FUKS
I nvr rushed home to poop. . I went to a gas station! U gtg u gtg!
I can hold in my poo for a few days till the poop tells me that I seriously need to just let it rip before it does something crazy.
same lol
When you got to go you go poop.
I pooped my underwear used a public restroom and threw my underwear away so embarrassing.
Confirmed. i have had to rush home to poop before.
yes I clenched my butt cheeks together hard
I don’t think so, but I’ve rushed to the bathroom while already at home
Many many times 🤣🤣🤣💩
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