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Getting Old doesn't have to be a bad thing... When you learn to laugh about it, look at the positives to getting old....
Examples:
*If your boobs hang low-
I'll say, yeah your boobs may be perkier than mine, but can you shine your floors just walking, I can....
*More effective birth control...
If getting my tubes tied and menopause ain't enough, I have the back up, most effective method...
*Insults about your age...
youngins these days instead of respecting their elders, try to insult or shame you for being old. And they lame with it, "boomer" ... Cuz umm yeah I'm booming cuz bet my old ass still getting more sex than your 30 something still a virgin ass is 😂
Simple tasks become exercise...
Don't need to pay an expensive gym membership, to get the same workout at home....
*Relationships last longer...
old people are more "grounded" and "settled" in their relationships...
*Easier to "fake being smart"
If you don't get or understand something, just blame it on memory loss....
If it's your body and not your cereal bowl that snaps, crackles, and pops..yep you getting old...
Seriously, embrace getting old as it's just another natural part of life, and there's many people that are not as fortunate to get to that stage in life..🙏🏼
As always, thanks for reading "Brainsbeforebeauty"😘
What Girls & Guys Said
10 49When prostate exams become a regular part of your annual physical.
Oh yeah I'm sure those aren't fun
No... no they aren’t. Fortunately I have another 6 years until that becomes a regular part of physicals.
lol... Your doctor is messing with you. My prostate is checked via blood test. No physical examination necessary. And try Saw Palmetto. Its supposed to be a DHT blocker and from the literature and personal experience, I think it works pretty well. It may even help keep some hair if you have that problem.
I've been to the gyno before, I know what women have to to and that shit sucks. I wouldn't want to be split opened and swabbed. And before anybody thinks that's a great career, just look at the waiting room.
@Floppy2112 who you telling, I know 🤣🤣
Well, I was telling you in case you didn't know..
@Floppy2112 I'm a 48 year old female with 2 children, uhh yeah I know 🤣🤣
When your favorites songs and shows are turning 50. 😁👍😎
Lolol right!!😂
Know that one very well.
You know your getting old when? Shit I can't remember when. LMAO
And I'm running a day late aren't I?
Yep no worries a day late another symptom of old age 🤣🤣🤣
Ain't that the truth.
Cranky cuz some fucking idiot tried to offer me a ride, politely said no thanks and then he offered 50 bucks to suck his dick... WTF is wrong with people 🙄🤬
@brainsbeforebeauty WTF Assholes be everywhere. Should have kicked him in the gonads.
He was in his car lolol I was walking
Some guys are just such pigs.
Canada looking better and better, better brew two pots 🤣
Damn I'm trying to cut back.
I have been too, but then I have them narcolepsy moments 🤤😴
I know that feeling all to well.
We'd either be a good influence on one another, or a bad one 🤔🤣🤣
is it even still legal to tell a joke? all i see is comedians getting cancelled cause people got butthurt xD we live in bad times for comedy.
Eh fuck em imma be me and if someone don't like it they don't gotta read it right 🤷🏼♀️
When you can't pee like you did when you were younger.
Yeah cuz now you peeing in a diaper 😂
LOL.💞
I have no problems peeing lol, it's not peeing that more difficult these days,,,
@Pete671 😂😂😂 right lolol
Did somebody called you old? 🧓😅.
No why?
Just asked you always write something when you have certain experience so asked hehe!!
No I don't always but okay...
Okay 👍may be this not one of those 🙂. Lol that hanging part was funny and scarry 😂
Farting too much
😂😂 right... It farting and then hitting the floor cuz you thought you heard gun shots 😂
LMAO!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not that I've done that or anything 🤐 LOL
@brainsbeforebeauty. Hahaha 😂🤣😂
Especially when they change around the grocery store and target do you know where everything is and then I don’t nowhere it’s moved.
Right, you already have it all mapped out and then wham they switch it all
Yes 😒😅
You know you're getting old when you could fuck or have a nap, and you choose the nap lol
Right! Or nap through the sex 😂😂
Hard to do as the penis haver, but dammit I'm willing to try
😂😂 LOL
When you get up in the morning and your knees hurt lol
Oh I know that feeling lol
another one is drinking everyday with no hangover.. than bam you get older.. and a hangover takes 3 days to get over LOL
Or you go from drinking shoes of tequila to shots of prune juice 😂😂😂
*shots not shoes 🙈
LMAO.. you don't even want to know my stories... but tequila to prune juice... WTF LMAO
😂😂😂
are we that old?
Well, if you 39 I got 10 years on you lololol but no the price juice was more right after back surgery back in 2005 and lots of meds that can constipate you and was told to drink prune juice 🤢 my hubby peed me a huge glad of it warm, couldn't drink it so I iced it and got out shot glass and took shots till it was gone, and made that joke to my one sister at the time 😂😂
*prune and *poured me a glass not peed omg lolol
HAHAHHAHHHAHAAHAHA @brainsbeforebeauty you are a trip lol. I love it
Thanks 🙃🙂
Have a goodnight @brainsbeforebeauty :)
You too!!
When a quiet Saturday evening is what you look for.
Lol right!
Miss brains muffins leave the old timers alone, your just a naughty girl who never ages 😂
I am one of them old timers 🤣
Your not, your a young timer... Your clock has stopped miss brains because you found the fountain of youth 😊
Really? I don't remember that, guess it didn't help my old memory 😂
😂😂
May be his talking about the beer you might had yesterday 😂
I thought my body made those snap, crackle and pops because I ate too much rice krispies when I was younger.
Well you can tell people that's why 😂😂
I have been saying that but they say I'm lying, it's because I'm old
That's where you use the loss of hearing excuse..."What's that, I can't hear you"😂😂
Ahahaha
You know you’re getting old when you can enjoy watching old movies because you don’t remember what happened in them any more
Lololol right!
These memes are AWESOM! Thank you for the laugh BBB
Thanks for reading 💛🙂
Love it
Lololol thanks 💛🙂
The one I like is living long enough to become a problem for your kids
Lolol right!!🤣
The best birth control isn’t your body. It’s spending time with your kids
Right I'm bad... I once told one of my sisters her kids were a walking ad for birth control 🤣
That’s good. Im gonna remember that
She sure did... A couple years ago she told me someone had the nerve to tell her her kids were..." And I just laughed and said"I know, it was me"🤣
So funny
Funny tho that now they grown her oldest daughter is the niece I'm closest too in my family 🤣
😂😂😂
Lmao 😂😂
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You wear a diaper 24/7 "just in case", you pay the same car insurance per year than a young person does per month (make/model of car makes a big difference here as well lol), you go to bed at the time you used to go out,,,
Lololol right
I don't know that word "OLD".
Lol you will 😁
When the classic rock station starts playing music from when you were in middle school and high school.
Haha right!!!