You needed to use a public restrooms and turned out to be in a gloryhole scenario?
BigickXper 3
Your on road trip and are single, your passing a small country town and needed to make a stop to use the restroom. As you enter the cubical you notice a 4cm diameter hole in the wall but think nothing off it and continue to do your buisness. Several seconds later a 6.5inch emerges through the hole What do you do next?
Scream, and tell him to go away
Vote A
Slap it and say eww and run away quick as possible
Vote B
Suck it
Vote C
Go all the way by bending over
Vote D
Other/comment
Vote E
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Can more gangas comment please
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dangerDogeGuru
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That'd be a bit unusual with a dude trying it in a dude's restroom (granted, or any scenario irl), but I guess he could be gay, I don't know. In any case... 1.) Brace one foot on the door. 2.) Grip penis. 3.) Pull it like a stubborn weed. If you try cutting it off, he may pull back in time and be safe... But if you just start pulling on it, he'll be stuck-- and you have a door preventing him from hitting you and breaking free. Very convenient.
I hear you can pull a penis off with enough force... And you have a place to dispose of a ripped off thing about the size off a large turd right next to you 👍
And, if you don't have enough power to rip it off, there actually is a thing where you can crack (like a bone) an erect penis and cause him intense pain amongst need of urgent penis medical care.
Moral of the story: One should never put a dick into someone's personal bathroom space and expect it to be safe.
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Bigick
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Dude thats fucked up, like I could understand if you want to hurt him, but trying to rip his dick off is probably worst than taking it in ur ass
dangerDoge
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Well, I mean, it was his choice to try doing a gloryhole situation. He should have known the risks from the moment he decided to go for it. Many people get off from some pain or creating adverse reactions though. Who knows-- he may have been hoping for this. I wouldn't wanna turn him on. I can't think of a "pull-off-penis" fetish though. 🤔
Bigick
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Well either way now your committed and put to jail. The word has spread all over the nation that you pulled a man's penis off. All the jail member see you as a challenge now lol
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dangerDoge
+1 y
Usually people who are trying to do an illegal act (like gloryholes) won't report the crime considering they'd be locked up too. It's like a thief calling the police once his stolen loot was stolen by someone else lol Likewise, I'm not gonna be exactly waiting around for him to get my id and call it into the police. He'd probably be on the ground in agony for a bit too. Good thing there was a door blocking him from seeing my face and it was in a bathroom-- where there typically are no cameras.
redeyemindtricks
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"That'd be a bit unusual with a dude trying it in a dude's restroom" ^^ huh? According to what I've heard, at least, men's restrooms are the ONLY places where these things EVER exist.
Bigick
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@redeyemindtricks lol 'heard' ;)
redeyemindtricks
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Lol dude, the two areas in which I've made my career are fashion and fitness. Do you have any idea how many gay men I've met, working in THOSE industries for twenty-odd years? 😂😂😂😂
Bigick
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@redeyemindtricks I dunno but I'm sure you been to more toilets stalls ;). Nah but seriously they gave head to a complete stranger hahah?
redeyemindtricks
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They didn't (as far as I know). That conversation didn't go too far beyond the mere existence of the holes, although I am incessantly curious about boys-only stuff in general. There's not a woman on this planet who would actually make use of an anonymous glory hole in a random public location. Dream on, kid. 😂😂
LadyTerror
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This answer was fun reading 😂
dangerDoge
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@redeyemindtricks I can't claim to know the statistical probability of gloryholes lmao. I just kind of assumed it was heterosexual dude thing in girls bathrooms. Mainly because of 98.2% so of men being heterosexual and shtuff. Though I can't say I ever have researched gloryholes though 😂. Who knows-- you may be right.
redeyemindtricks
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"I just kind of assumed it was heterosexual dude thing in girls bathrooms."
^^ LMAO Dude, put yr common-sense cap on. Do you think there is ANY flesh-and-blood woman who would EVER suck an anonymous dick thrust at her through a stall wall?
And, on top of that... on what pretext would these men enter the women's restrooms? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 You actually thought this system would depend on going into the WOMEN's restroom and sticking yr dick through the wall? If someone really WANTED a criminal record and a sex-offender label... ahahh
@redeyemindtricks I honestly reckon the success rate would be high cause it shows confidence. And I read on GaG woman love confidence
redeyemindtricks
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Nice trolling 😂😂
dangerDoge
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@redeyemindtricks 1.) I don't think many (I can't say none considering human behavior) would actually attempt a gloryhole in the first place, and I don't think the vast vast majority of the human population (male or female) would ever suck an anonymous dick through a wall. I mean... really. Dick-in-wall. STDs. A random dick. Like wtf. I never was trying to insinuate anything of the sort lol. I don't know how I was creating that illusion. If I was, I wasn't trying to. 2.) If a hypothetical offender REALLY cared about having a clean record... Chances are they wouldn't be even considering doing something like sticking their dick through a restroom hole in the first place. I'm not trying to say that a gloryhole is realistic at all. All I'm saying is that when I imagine a dick-in-a-hole scenario (however little the likelihood of the situation), I imagine heterosexual male being a creep in a female restroom. That is what I meant by the quote you pulled from me. The context was misconstrued
redeyemindtricks
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Fair enough. Gay guys do some crazy shit when they are hopped up on drugs. I'm not old enough to remember the days of Studio 54 firsthand -- way back before HIV/AIDS was a thing -- but, from what I understand, gloryholes would have been pretty tame for that set.
dangerDoge
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@redeyemindtricks Hmm I don't think I have actually ever heard of Studio 54. From a quick google search, I guess it was some sort of huge nightclub?
Bigick
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@redeyemindtricks lmfao I actually can't believe this. I was just fucking around and didn't think it was even implemented irl. and too think there are people who got drills and drilled into a toilet wall lolol man there's some fked up people I need to hang out with in this world
redeyemindtricks
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@dangerdoge yeah, it was the epicenter of all the debauchery of NYC back in the late '70's-early '80's. A more appropriate icon for gay debauchery, specifically, would be Fire Island (where they still party hard today). Would gay dudes on Fire Island... "engage" with a dick shoved through a glory hole? Sure, plenty of 'em would. @bigick If it has a name like "glory hole" -- i. e. the kind of name that clearly wasn't invented by the porn industry -- then, it's a thing that exists.
jacquesvol
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@redeyemindtricks glory hole (n.) 1825, "drawer or box where things are heaped together in a disorderly manner." The first element probably is a variant of Scottish glaur "to make muddy, dirty, defile" (Middle English glorienleir "mud." Hence, in nautical use, "a small room between decks," and, in mining, "large opening or pit." Meaning "opening through which the interior of a furnace may be seen and reached" (originally in glassblowing) is from 1849, probably from glory (n.), which had developed a sense of "circle or ring of light" by 1690s. Sexual (originally homosexual) sense from 1940s. www.etymonline.com/index.php
redeyemindtricks
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@jacquesvol OK? All I was saying was, one look at the word "glory hole" and it's pretty obvious that it has a history. And is therefore a thing.
jacquesvol
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@redeyemindtricks about all words have a story: https://etymonline.com is a good site :)
SO you will grab it with your hands then. As soon as you do the guy starts rockin' and b4 u know it ur giving him a handjob
The_flying_Frenchman
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Such a high price to pay for a few seconds of pleasure. I'm gay so I don't mind the joke actually😄 It's just that there's a time and place for everything, and while I'm taking a shit is NOT the time to play with a schmekel. Also I don't play with just any schmekel, only the ones I know are clean and attached to studly bodies.
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madiangelYoda
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it depends how clean it is... once with my friend celina, we were shoping in paris and passing by a private club we never eard of. we went in and tchat with the guys at the bar. they had a gloryhole in that club, we spent a couple of hours in there :)
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Bigick
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Did u spit or swallow?
madiangel
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both :) message me or change your setting to receive message
Bigick
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Send us a message. I can't I have to be lvl2 or something
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ThickGooeyCum
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What did she say? Lol
RissyanneMaster
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I would hit it with something hard. He would think twice before doing something like that again.
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Bigick
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Is that code that ur gonna hit him hard with your hoo-ha?
Rissyanne
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Fuck no. I intend to injury him.
Bigick
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Yes I have heard of hoo-ha causing injuries lol. After he's in pain he retreats, do you further more investigate on who he is or leave soon as possible?
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Rissyanne
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You are so stupid.
Bigick
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Well I dunno mam I'm giving you options here, some woman would go with the flow. Can I ask why you didn't go with the flow?
Rissyanne
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Because I would never screw something coming out of a wall.
Bigick
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Well havnt you ever watched gloryhole porno and found it arousing to watch?
Rissyanne
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No I haven't
Bigick
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Wth? You must not watch much porn then, mam ur missing out on so much sexual pleasure right now.
Remember movie Porkys. I can't show clip because of nudity but it involves grabbing the penis and pulling really hard, stretching penis painfully and squashing testicles against the wall.
You don't have a pocket knife you came into the toilet to take a shit not derange your butt hole with a knife. The closest object to a knife would be your own penis
AhGojira
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I actually have a small knife in my pocket right now. You don't need to be deranged to have the most basic utility at your disposal. But heh if you want me to smash the toilet tank cover to get a sharp piece of porcelain that would work reasonably well.
Jack32
+1 y
Why wouldn't he have a pocket knife? I carry one every single day and have 2 on my keys. One in a small multitool that also has a pair of scissors.. Unless you go into a public bathroom naked, there's no reason you wouldn't have stuff you carry everyday in your pocket
jacquesvolMaster
+1 y
Been there seen that. I just did nothing. I had no spray paint in my pocket.
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jacquesvol
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I should have wiped the dirty shit paper on it.
COCOCHANELMaster
+1 y
kick it
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Bigick
+1 y
And then what, continue your buisness or leave with a turtle head?
COCOCHANEL
+1 y
leave
Bigick
+1 y
As you leave the awkward situation you see a very handsome man near the fuel station. He notices you and begins to flirt with you, what do you do next?
Jayded1Explorer
+1 y
Get out the pocket knife.
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jjesica346Xper 6
+1 y
Torch it!!!
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Waffles731Editor
+1 y
Just fucking leave
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AlexMcGlynnXper 4
+1 y
Ignore it and get the hell out of there.
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sicosicoExplorer
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I will use anything sharp to cut it off
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Bigick
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You dont have any sharp items in ur bag, all you have is your longer nails
sicosico
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I have my high heels I would punch it till he can not use it anymore
Bigick
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As you hit it repeatedly the guy ejaculates all over your face and tits from the immense pain he's undergoing
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sicosico
+1 y
That would be sick
Bigick
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Now the question for you is do you wash up using the sink but risking another encounter with the man or do you clean yourself off with your fingers and eat your protein and leave ASAP?
bcromartieGuru
+1 y
Not. Care.
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YarakKafalıXper 2
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Slap it and say eww and run away quick as possible
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Bigick
+1 y
Finally a genuine answer from a guy. by the way your picture looks like the 6.5incher i was talking about lol. Don't ever stick your head through a toilet hole, read what some of these females would do
TonyRyanAgainGuru
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You're dumb, go find some porn, this site isn't for that kinda stuff.
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Bigick
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You're dumb, if this site isn't for questions what is it for?
TonyRyanAgain
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Ohhh good come back, short bus. It's not for questions where you're obviously looking for fap material like a creepy perv.
Stab my knife through the shaft and leave, leaving it in there. Have fun pulling that out jackass.
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BigBallerSodaPopXper 6
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Somebody watches too much porno
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Bigick
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Yeah well takes one to know one
BigBallerSodaPop
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Just read the answers below
Anonymous
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That just happens on porn most of the women here would never do that. I am a few would. A lot of the women on gag talk a good talk but would never act on the things they post.
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