You pass out and wake up to this, what’s your first reaction/thought?

Question

Not saying anyone would ever end up like this but just want to know 🤣

Guffrus · Accepted Answer

Hmm, surrounded by beautiful young girls..

I must be dead.

This is presumably the first of 24 installments of the virgin brides i was promised by the mighty Allah.

Wait a minute.. I'm not religious and I haven't even destroyed my enemies.

Bollocks.

I'm alive and I'm so old and fat now that these girls aren't even affraid of me, even though I am a total stranger and for all they know, dangerous. All they care about is how funny it is that I have a cock and balls drawn on my face.

This was absolutely the last time that I get drunk.

MCheetah · Accepted Answer

I'd wonder what three giant women are doing towering over me, and if they're the gentle kind of Brobdingnagians or the evil kind. Either way, three, hot, early 20-something women gonna be touching me, so win-win!

PetiteBabe64 · Accepted Answer

Last I remember I was tripping out on Acid someone mind telling me What happened? You were all supposed to Keep watch over me till I am no longer tripping.

SeriouslyFunny00 · Accepted Answer

"Hey girls, we going to the gym?"

letuswaltzforthedead · Answer

I would faint again

Daniela1982 · Answer

They are the players in Hocus Pocus 2?

katiesmuff · Answer

Did I actually get a hole in one girls?

Bethany22 · Answer

Friends that care about the fact that you were in a coma

TenderFantasy · Answer

Nothing. I'd be wondering why people are starring at me! I'd be like, am I DRUNK? ? !  And no those ladies are BABIES to me, just look at my age lol. And no I'm not GAY either haha.

D-Pad_Chad · Answer

None of you are hot enough to me too me.

Lliam · Answer

"Oof. Whe... where am I? Why are my pants unfastened and my cock standing straight up? Oh, I remember now. I must have blacked out after I came so hard. Damn! You girls are skilled!"

Red_Arrow · Answer

Glad they are clother so i know they are not about to pee on me!

virginloserguy · Answer

I got beat up by a guy acting though in front of bunch of girls. They are laughing and taunting me.

Sour-rose · Answer

"... DA FAQ YOU BITCHES LOOKIN' AT? Y'ALL STEAL MY WALLET? YOU WANNA F*CKIN' GO?" -obviously confused and ready to fight xD

spartan55 · Answer

Camel toe

summiter · Answer

Lexi... hopefully I have some cloths on and I don't have a boner!!!

dustybiker · Answer

“Sh*t. I’m on the floor, again.”

AlexiaK · Answer

I had too many drinks hahaha 😄

mandyfire98 · Answer

What did y'all do to me? Where are we? Wanna get some coffee?

Telekinetic-Potato · Answer

There isn't enough nudity here for me to feel like this is good

Bratsondanielle · Answer

Me: " these liberals are trying to steal my shit" *pulls out my gun starts shooting*

SnowedIn · Answer

First thought would be "Damn!"

NathanDavis · Answer

I spent college year with three of my best friends, who were all girls (one of them being my girlfriend) so, this sight was sort of common to wake up to... lol