You've just been Kidnapped, You're in a moving vehicle and not blindfolded. What do you say to your kidnapper?

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  • You're in a moving vehicle and not blindfolded. What do you say to your kidnapper?

    "He, dumb-fuck, you're stupid for not blindfolding me or putting me in the truck."

    These clowns are rank amateurs. I can get away; I just need to time my escape correctly.

    • **trunk** or 'boot' in Brit-speak.

Most Helpful Guy

  • What's your story man? I am already captive and the music sucks. Might as well know why did you have to be like this

    OR

    Just kill me already. I am too tired of this and even my parents are tired of me.

Most Helpful Girls

  • Either that I have to go to the bathroom, or are we there yet? every minute so that he gets tired of me asking and kicks me out of the car.

    • Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? That might actually work.

  • "So uuuh... is that a fly on your ear?"
    *proceeds to slap ear, i in return deck him in the face and beats his face in*

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • So how many miles per gallon do you get in this SUV, Is this the one with all wheel drive?

  • Cover my ears and yell: MIDASIZE IT!!!

  • Screw talking, I'm going to make their neck and face my new chew toy. Kind of hard to kidnap someone when they are tearing your throat out or biting off your nose.

  • Are we there yet. I have to per

    Im hungry
    How o. e the world is flat
    Oh my God who cut the cheese whoever did that you're disgusting somebody roll down the window are we there yet I have to pee

  • I'm going to enjoy it when my father will catch him and allow me to carve out his eyes.

  • I would ask my kidnappers if we could stop for a pizza.

  • you know, I've been kidnapped before, by mimes... and they did unspeakable things to me

    • I wIll PUNish them...

  • ''Can you turn up the music?''

    They would kick me out of the car after 10 minutes 🤣

  • I should have stayed fat. This would have been far more difficult for you.

  • Nothing.

    Just rest up and think where I'm going to ditch his body.

  • I don't say anything. I listen for sounds that might help locate where they're taking me.

  • I'd ask them where I can piss

    • The can either give me a chance to escape or they are gonna have my piss in their trunk either way I win

  • GIVE ME FOOD

  • “Which do you want to go first? Your balls, or your head?” 😁

  • ''Mate, no one will pay for me. You made a mistake.''

  • No you may not have my wallet.

  • Can we stop for a coke?

  • Can we at least stop and get some fries?
    Arby's has the best curly fries.

    (Arby's is also the slowest"fast food...🙄... ever! It will give me more time to cut my bonds).

  • "I have irritable bowel syndrome... take that as you will but just know it ain't gonna be pretty in the back of your van..."

  • Let me go or you will be destroyed

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