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Your funny sex stories?

Share the funniest sex experienced you've had. Whether if you were about to or the after sex experiance.
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  • It all started with my date and I heading to our room to fire up the bedroom... it was all good and we were getting the night started when he decides he wants me on my back and him ontop... when in between all his groaning and my laughing I feel my face is wet but it seems hot... at first i thought it was sweat but COME TO MY SURPRISE IT WAS BLOOD!!! no lie he was perfusely bleeding from his nose ontop of me all over my face (yuck) hair, body, etc... some how he doesn't realize he is having a period on me lol!!! When he realizes it he screams like a girl and at the seriousness of it all I THROW HIM OFF of me (he falls over and off bed) when he gets up he starts wobbling over, while telling me he can't stand blood (bahahha) and faints on the Damm floor!!! I'm laughing so hard seeing him on the floor and I throw water on his ass... clean him up. a little and help him lay in his own puddle on the bed!!! I clean up grab my keys leave him a tip and leave his ass their stranded at the hotel while he is sleeping!!! Later on when I am. almost home he calls and says that was messed up I left him and all I said "I ALREADY HAVE A VAGINA I DON'T NEED ANOTHER ONE"

    • Hahaha great story! So did you ever find out how the bleeding started?

    • That fool was too got lmfao... he was giving it all his might without letting me know he had a tendency to have a period when he was overheate!!! He didn't know wether to be upset or laugh when I told him the double sense phrase about the VAGINA... it had to aspects!!! Him bleeding lol which would mean HAVING A PERIOD and also him screaming & fainting AS A PUSSY hahahah

    • Yeah I got the euphemism. But I think that’s ridiculous the guy freaked out the way he did. What the hell is blood going to do to him?

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  • My boyfriend and I were doing the dirty in my guest room (my sheets were being washed) when my mom comes home early!! We were both ass naked and both our clothes were in my room (down the hall). My mom called for my name and started walking down the hall. I shoved my bf off the bed into the crack against the bed and the wall, and then threw myself on top of him. She walked by, glanced in, then headed to her room. I took this opportunity to jump up and run to my room to grab our clothes. I quickly put mine on and threw his clothes in the guest room and told him to sneak out window. Just as I cleared the hallway she walked out. I just said "oh hey mom when did you get home..." But I was so overwhelmed with adrenaline that my whole body was shaking and my voice was all shaky lmao!!! I was 17 at the time and she did not approve of me having sex before I was 18, so I was freaking out. She totally knew something was up but I just said my bf and I got in a fight over the phone and it shook me up a little hahah. Ohhh mannn I'll never forget that day.

    • You said doing the dirty, meaning you two were having sex right.

    • Yes haha

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  • Omg, shoot me now. Me and my boyfriend had a room at a hotel. It was supposed to be really special and everything and we're in the middle of doing it and I farted really loud. I just wanted to die. It didn't smell so I thought we'd just continue, but he started laughing. He laughed so hard that he rolled off the bed onto the floor. We're not together anymore, but we're still friends and to this day any time a hotel is mentioned, he gives me this look and I want to die all over again, lol.

    Another time with the same guy, I was staying at his parents' house with him and he had gone upstairs to take a shower. I decided to sneak in with him and we ended up fooling around. I swear they had the most slippery shower stall in the world. Somehow we started sliding. I, like a genius, thought I could steady myself by reaching for the shower curtain. No. I ripped the entire rod off the wall and we both ended up falling out of the tub and banging ourselves up pretty badly against the tub and counter. It was fairly early morning, but everyone heard the crash and his dad was yelling, "Are you alright?" I was fighting back tears as he answered them and I didn't want them to know I was in there, and now he always gets teased about the time he "fell" out of the shower.

    • Hahaha that’s great. Do you still think about the hotel whenever you hear the word even though he's not around? I busted out laughing at the shower scene.

  • I shouted fuck grandma meaning she could hear us and as she was down stair. It was bad after as I had to face her having shouted that

    • What did she say to you afterwards?

    • nothing lol she just gave me that look lol

  • It wasn't funny at the time, but it's funny now. One time me and my boyfriend went out drinking, he got a bit tipsy but I was sober still, as we were having sex, he fell asleep on me, he was on top, I literally had to get 'out of him' hah! And try not to wake him!

    • Hahaha how does that work, did he fall asleep with an erection?

    • Haha it was so weird! Yeah, but the minute we were 'separated' I don't think he had one any more!

    • Weird. It's kinda strange how erections happen and go away. Even we don't understand them.

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