That’s right: I wrote a whole take about vaginas; hoohas, pussies, vajayjays, clams, honey pots, FANNIES. Whatever you call it, it’s all attached to the same sacred body part of the wondrous female: the genitals. Now you may be wondering: RJ, why in the hell are you writing about vaginas? You creepy pervert!
Pervert I am not, creepy perhaps a touch. But I have a real, well-meaning intention behind writing this take, and it is to provide a public service announcement to all ages of men and women regarding some of the ridiculous ideas, standards, and myths about the clam pot.
I can’t go through one day of scrolling through the G@G feed without some young woman worrying about how her vagina looks and smells, and sometimes I even find young boys and grown men complaining about the same things.
Girls:
"He wants to eat me out, but I’m afraid of the smell. What do I do?"
"My labias stick out, is that disgusting?"
"There’s discolouration around my vagina … am I gross?"
Guys:
"Why doesn’t she just shave? Pussy hair is gross, bleeehhhh!"
"Her vagina smells bad, how can I make her wash it?"
"Her labias are unattractive and I want her to get surgery, does that make me a bad person?" (This was a legitimate question at one point)
When I see all of these questions pop up, I think only one thing: you are all so uneducated about the love kitten. So ladies and gentlemen I hope you aren’t the awkward types because here is some insight on the rare and elusive vagina, from facts, myths, and general information … or … should I say … GENITAL … information. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. See what I did there? Did you? Okay … moving on:
Fact: Vaginas have a scent
Wait, what? Vaginas don’t smell like roses? Or birthday cake? They smell like … vaginas!? WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO!? AHHH!!!
Okay, clearly I am over exaggerating, but I am so very tired of hearing people obsess over the fact that the vagina has a scent, because … well, let’s be honest: vaginas don’t smell good in general. Sell the whole “if you eat a ton of fruit you’ll smell sweet” crap all you want but no honey dew melon is going to make a vagina lose its inherent: I’m a freaking vagina smell. Take it from a 70% herbivore: no fruit has made my lady bits smell sweet, and I eat a ridiculous amount of fruit. It still smells like a vagina.
Of course, if you don’t wash out the clam pot it’ll start to smell perhaps a bit extra clammy, but no amount of feminine wash, soap or spray will ever take away that hint of pussy that your lady bits are SUPPOSED TO HAVE. Yes, your vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina, and shoving all kinds of soap in it isn’t actually good for it. As a matter of fact, people don’t realize that the vagina is basically a self-cleaning model and it doesn’t require much fuss or muss outside of warm water. Ask any gyno and they’ll tell you that using standard soaps can mess with your feminine pH levels, which should ideally remain between 3.5-4.5 in order to prevent unhealthy bacteria from forming down there. Using too much soap can cause irritation, infection and even INCREASE the likelihood of you forming foul odors. Instead, you should regularly only use water to clean your girlfriend, and if you really struggle with scent then dermatologists recommend you use a feminine-hygiene specific wash or cleansing cloth. There is no need to abuse these products however, they should be used as per their recommended daily use indicates.
Embrace the aroma of the cooter!
Fact: Vaginas don’t all look the same
Vaginas are like snowflakes: no two are the same, and they get wet when you make them hot, especially if you put your tongue on them. ~ RJ 2016
Am I making you uncomfortable yet? Good, good.
Riske humor aside, I am being quite serious when I say that not all vaginas belong to a slab of dough that’s intended to be molded by a perfect cookie-cutter that makes it a pristine, perfectly packaged puss. Some have no visible labias, some have dangling labias; some have discolouration while some may be accompanied by foopas. Whatever the case may be, if your vagina functions normally, then it looks exactly how it was meant to.
Generally speaking as well as specifically speaking, we put way too much unfair pressure on ourselves and one another with this ridiculous concept of we are all “supposed” to look a certain way. Really, if you take that statement alone and really think about it for a moment, you will immediately catch the flaws in its logic. First of all: if we were all meant to have perfectly bald baby vajeejoos that have all of the bits well and tucked up inside of themselves like a proper lady then we all WOULD. But, not everybody does.
I won’t lie, I never knew that there were women who had labias that hung outside of the vagina until a few years ago when a good friend of mine voiced her concerns about it; before then, I didn’t know belittling terms like “meat curtains” even existed. I just remember thinking to myself: how sad that people judge the look of a vagina when it’s worth its weight in gold. I hope they never get laid.
So to those of you with coarse pubic hair, discolouration, “meat curtains”, foopas, or whatever else, know that your punani is not abnormal, or gross, or weird. Just like your finger print, your vajeen is unique to you and it certainly doesn’t make you more or less attractive. If that doesn’t make you feel better, then consider this: once you open that sucker up, they all look like they’re a few teeth away from looking like a monster out of Silent Hill. Or the predator's mouth.
Myth: Shaving pubic hair is easy and no big deal
Screw you. If you only understood the plight!
For those of you who have ever bitched about a girl having pubic hair, let me educate you really quick: the vagina is sensitive, inside and out. Have you ever had razor burn on your face? You know … those itchy, irritated red bumps? Imagine getting those on your two-eggs-and-a-hanky for a second and tell me that shaving my vagina is no big deal.
The skin on the vagina is quite sensitive, so shaving almost always promises little pimple-like rashes and even boils (yes, boils, puss filled boils, imagine it, never forget it) to form, typically as a result of razor burn or ingrown hairs. That’s right: that perfectly naked look lasts for a day maximum before the barrage of irritation can start. That means that if we shave down there, we have to take a lot of measures to make sure we don’t break out into looking like we have some kind of STD.
That means sharp, new razors, thick lather, and potentially more products to prevent bumps from forming; which, if you didn’t know, keeping your razor in practically NEW condition is pretty hard if you need to use it regularly. Then of course there’s the one-to-two-day stubble period which is even more fun. We can’t just shave back over the grain every time hair sprouts up, Chuck, unless we want to guarantee irritation.
So the easy solution is clearly to just get it waxed, right?
Bite me.
I’ve had a Brazilian before, and while it was effective, it was the most AWKWARD experience I have ever had in my entire life. Having some stranger rip hair out of your lady bits at every angle, crack-to-crack is not only extremely painful, but it’s mortifyingly embarrassing and weird. Not to mention you have to do a follow up appointment pretty much every week to two weeks depending on how fast your hair grows back – which yes, means you have to grow the hair back out before you can wax it again.
So if you have a girl that trims, shaves, or waxes, please be grateful and non-judgmental if she isn’t always perfectly plucked bald, would you?
Myth: The more sex a woman has, the looser her pussy gets
This is just silly.
People have this notion that only virgin vaginas or vaginas that are inexperienced are “tight” while an experienced one is “loose.” I don’t know if you all understand how the body words, but if you were to say, stretch your mouth like you were making a funny face … what do you think would happen? No matter what your mothers told you, it wouldn’t stay that way; it’d go back to normal. So unless she is trying to pry her vagina open for hours on end like she’s spacing her earlobes … you can drop that notion.
Yes, when you’ve never had a penis it might be a little bit tighter and difficult to insert yourself into the vagina, but that goes far beyond the simplistic idea of “tightness”, it’s actually a little more muscular than that. The vaginal muscles, when in a state of rest, are clenched tightly, which only increases with anxiety and lack of arousal. The more aroused and relaxed a woman is, the easier it is to insert. The more accustomed one becomes to having sex, the easier the process is. It’s that simple.
It doesn't mean your dick is doomed to unsatisfying sex for the rest of your relationship, dingbat.
That’s right; that means that just because a woman has had sex with multiple guys doesn’t mean she has a gaping hole down there. That also means that just because she’s had children doesn’t mean that her vagina is just this dangling slab of meat that is going to feel like a bucket of wet rags. Will she feel like a virgin? No, but if she keeps the muscles strong down there, you’re fine.
I think I've traumatized you all enough for one day. If you enjoyed this take and would like to see more like it on other sex-related topics, respond with the hashtage #sexedwithRJ. Depending on how well this does, I'll do a follow up take about penises. Yes: PENISES. I hope you all found this nonetheless comforting, enlightening, or at least laugh worthy, because while I made light of it, #vaginashame is a very real and unfortunate thing that I feel just does not need to exist. We're coming into a time where being ashamed of your body is something we are ever trying to eradicate, and what better way for me to contribute than by sharing some #pussylove with all of you today.
I hope you all have a great week and I look forward to your feedback.
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CHARismatic110Editor
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Lmao, I love you for this boo! I haven't laughed this hard in a while. I've never heard anyone besides my mother call a vagina "girlfriend". 😂😂😂
That said, you've spoken nothing but the truth here. Awesome job!
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RJGraveyTrain
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Thanks baby ;)
booo159
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I think I was mentioned here? :P
CHARismatic110
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@booo159 lol nah, you have an extra O.
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redeyemindtricks
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What most boys wouldn't give to have three "o"s in a row... Sry, I went there lol
CHARismatic110
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@redeyemindtricks lmao
booo159
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@redeyemindtricks and I'd love to give o's too
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ConsultantIsBackEditor
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Am I a pervert because i just clicked on your take because it was about pussy
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SarahsSummer
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No. You already were one. This just cements that fact.
ConsultantIsBack
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@SarahsSummer hahahahahahaha
RJGraveyTrain
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It's exactly why I put pussy in the title honey, it's exactly why. You know the horny little G@G boys will flock.
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ConsultantIsBack
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Ugh men are such pigs god
RJGraveyTrain
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Women are pigs too though in their defense. We just don't say it.
ConsultantIsBack
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seriously omg im a man with feelings
RJGraveyTrain
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Don't worry, I won't let those harlots nibble your bits. I'll... throw holy water on them or something. Whatever people do to bit nibblers.
ConsultantIsBack
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holy water wet tshirt contest!!!
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redeyemindtricksGuru
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Yah I forgot to tag ya #sexedwithrj
You are totally mah #wcw today for writing this <3 keep it up girl!
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RJGraveyTrain
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Likewise boo ;P
timeversestearsXper 6
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Thank you for this - it was so informative, reassuring and written. I'd love to see another post about penises #sexdwithRJ
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manjeetK
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why you wanna read about penises. haven't u ever seen?
timeversestears
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@manjeetK Yes I have, but if there is an opportunity to learn something new about them then I would like to. Don you have a problem with that?
timeversestears
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@manjeetK Do you believe you know all there is to know about a body part just because you have seen it? That is what you seem to be implying.
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RJGraveyTrain
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Hey, @manjeetK, how about you leave people alone. I'm sincerely tired of seeing you harassing people so buzz off.
Northerngal90
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Keep it upbeat and fun
broadswordYoda
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FANNYTASTIC. I knew and agree with everything you have posted in this amazing take. If loving natural vaginas scent and taste how it looks and feels is perverted. Then sadly I have to except this label at its highest extreme.
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RawrzzYoda
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Clam pot might be the most disgusting euphemism I've ever heard for vagina.
But I'm glad I'm not the only one who has made the connection between vaginas and the predator alien.
Using the argument "It's natural, so that's how it's supposed to be" is pretty flawed in my opinion. "Well, you got a tumor, so you're just supposed to die. After all, it's natural. No pain meds for you." I shouldn't shower. Would that make me less attractive?
Pretty much everything makes you more or less attractive. Otherwise, the idea of attractiveness wouldn't exist.
I keep my pubes shaved. Really don't think it's much of an expectation for my partner to do the same. If they can't do it, then that's what waxing is for, yes. But, in the end, it's their body. They can do what they want with it. But at the same time, it's my brain and dick, and I can be attracted to whatever I like. And I can find whatever I like unattractive, as well. As for constantly clean shaven, I wouldn't expect that. I sorta like when the hair starts to grow, causing that soft-sandpaper-like feel thing.
Two weeks.
The vagina gets loose after having babies, particularly when they're over 30. Younger women snap back to original tightness in around 6 months. Kegel exercises will re-tighten the vagina, and it will tighten over time of not having sex. But it certainly does get looser. The same thing happens as women age, the muscles become weaker. Though, I had been pretty sure that they got looser after sex. Guess I was wrong. /Michael Castleman, M. A.
This so called shaming bullshit is just a result of what the ideal attractiveness is. Like the ridiculousness about the "thigh gap" causing anorexia. You can't eliminate sexual preference and attraction; it will always exist. And likewise, men and women will lament that they do not have the qualities that the majority perceives as attractive. And this idea of "shaming" will come into play.
Do whatever you want with your body. But don't expect me to hang my head in shame for my sexual preferences. And don't expect other guys to feel the same way. Vagina shaming shamers is just another form of political correctness. All it will lead to is enforcing what is "okay" to say, not changing feelings, and slowly bolstering resentments towards those who "shame" them for their sexual preferences, just like PC culture.
There will always be an ideal. Trying to hide from that does nothing. People should accept their undesirable qualities or work to change them.
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Hannah591Editor
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One of the best takes ever written.
I've never seen so many words for vagina and it certainly made me laugh!
I'm glad you approached this topic.
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CrazynKinkyYoda
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LOVE LOVE LOVE!
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MinxxieYoda
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Also technically lots of sex with orgasms will cause intense muscle spasms that cause the muscles down there to become sort of vice-grippy... which is creepy in a way...
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RJGraveyTrain
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This is also true. I wonder if your pelvic floor muscles were strong enough, if they could actually crush a penis...#foodforthought
Minxxie
+1 y
Oh god! From what I can find damage to the man's urethra has been sustained in such a way, so I guess that counts as crushing a penis so hard that internal damage was caused. That would be terrible!
manjeetK
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hmmm therez a lady who can bear weight of 10bricks with one end of rope inside her vagina and other end suspended on 10 bricks,, wonder how tight her muscles would be, even men too have strong penise like bamboo stick
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Minxxie
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@manjeetK Wow that sounds scary!
vectro
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Doubtful. Recall that the penis is like a water balloon, if you squeeze it then some of the water comes out and it just gets a little smaller. You can definitely damage a penis by bending or squeezing very suddenly, though.
vishnaMaster
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You deserve every like you got for 1) your wit 2) the wide array of vagina synonyms 3) the pictures, loved the predator picture and 4) some truth :)
One of the best MyTakes I've ever read.
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GhostedXper 5
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yea the genital hate is pretty ridiculous. nice take, definitely had a mini heart attack getting that close to predators face lol
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BaileyisDarcyEditor
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#sexedwithRJ
This was good. I love takes like these, that are actually informative.
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EmpatheticLadyMaster
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Hahaha, this was fantastic! 👏 Bravo for clearing up some of the answers to those ridiculous questions! The cherry on top was all the names for vagina that you listed.
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redeyemindtricks
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ikr? I don't think she even used the same one twice. I totally lost it when she called it "yr girlfriend" hahhaha
EmpatheticLady
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@redeyemindtricks That probably was the best one. xD
RJGraveyTrain
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I like to be creative and wordy, what can I say?
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EmpatheticLady
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It's most appreciated!
redeyemindtricks
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Yeah, well, so much for being able to call mah friends "girlfriend" now, without #awkwardturtlemoment THANKS A LOT. Lmao
Hannah591
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@redeyemindtricks the vajeen got me
LaurenGraceYoda
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What a great mytake.. everything was on point and humourous. For someone that works as a beautican I've seen smelled shaved trimmed waxed all shapes and sizes of vagina. Most clean ones smell similar.
Shaving and Waxing.. the prevention of lumps bumps and irritaion is 100% down to how you care for your Vjajay after your new hair.. and yes we try to make sure you dont have to comeback too often thsts bad bussiness do it right see ya next month.;)
Vagina size. im a girl that like a lot of stretch during sex or masturbation so im an avid dvp and fisting lover Yes if im aroused enough and relaxed i can fit my mans fist totally inside me upto his wrist and it returns to its normal state of tightness in very short time which isn't much off what i was like at 16
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LittleSallyEditor
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Haha That cupcake is hilarious! =)
Love this MyTake. People should stop assuming it's so easy to have one. xD
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justbanANNAzEditor
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this is FANTASTIC. nuff said.
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OlderAndWiserEditor
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My girlfriend has a very slight odor/taste and I love it! It's not disgusting and I really enjoy "going downtown" on her.
Women might have the same complaints about the taste of semen and using that as an excuse to not have oral sex. If you let those hang ups control you, it just means that your inhibitions are winning the battle and depriving you of opportunities for extreme physical gratification.
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luvstoned4himMaster
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Another great take. It was very informative and I think everyone learned something that they didn't know before.
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MrMysteryManGuru
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I LOOOOVVEEE PUSSY!!! Smell, taste, feel, how it looks, etc. It'd suck if they were all the same if you ask me. Variety is the spice of life. Enjoy them as much as possible my friends, as much as possible!!!
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Red_ArrowMaster
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Most info here was good, but the basic premise, that all of those parts are the vagina, is wrong. The vagina is the birth canal. If you are going to do a PSA about the "pussy", including things like the labia as parts of the vagina is just factually wrong.
But the rest seems pretty good.
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67ChevyImpala
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Well I think she meant all of women region, because yes most of us girls just call all of it vagaina.
macwestXper 5
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Very good take thank you. My wife and myself for that matter uses hair removal products. Much better than shaving, although use very carefully. On pussy smell, yes of cause a pussy must smell like a pussy. Otherwise I might as well eat a bar of soap. But there is a distinguished difference between a pussy that had a clean a few hours ago or one that was cleaned 3 days ago. Best to stay clear from the latter.
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SarahsSummerMaster
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Lol. Great read. Loved it❤️ Thank you! I have one question and one comment. What's a foopa and mine doesn't smell. 😜
By the way, the comparison of "stretching" a vagina stretching your mouth is the best analogy I've heard to explain how a vagina doesn't lose it's tightness. Cool.
kyteintheskyXper 5
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Id like to add some men have vaginas to.
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RJGraveyTrain
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Noted my friend.
BluemaxMaster
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Good take, and the most impressive collection of synonyms for "vagina" in one prose!
Your thesaurus got a workout! ;)
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PippiLExplorer
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I think pussies smell kind of nice when they're clean.
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biguyct
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i agree! :P
Humping_Tornadoes
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Remove "kind of", though.
JibakuXper 6
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I'm more of the opinion that waxing your pubic hairs is like wearing stiletto's, I just find it a bit pointless, there's no functionality (I understand it's about aesthetics) to it. Also we grow pubic hair to show that we aren't children, we're sexually mature adults,,, what's with the wanting to look like pre-pubescent children thing?
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thewanderingme
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goodness, thank you! I feel the same. it looks way too childlike, especially for someone who did a lot of babysitting/changing diapers growing up. the first time I saw a guy shaved down there I got so creeped out I stopped shaving myself.
shadiamond
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Some people prefer to be bald. You guys look like prepubescent kids down there before you get hard... Lol. Ijs.
Jibaku
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@thewanderingme @shadiamond Well I'm glad I'm not the only one who has this point of view, I'd be all lonely otherwise
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thewanderingme
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she wasn't agreeing with you. she likes the underage child look.
shadiamond
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Lol hair irks and irritates me. When I hit puberty and started getting hair I complained to my Mom about it so she didn't make me keep it. The feeling of it among other things have always been a no no for me. If some women wanna have a forest that's about to start a fire down there I have no problem with it. It's not my vagina! Just don't try to down me cause I have a different preference.
Jibaku
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@shadiamond I ain't downing ya, I've done it before. Your vagina ain't none of my business, I kinda don't care too much as it doesn't affect me
shadiamond
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@jibaku I wasn't even referring to you lol.
Spirit_Is_FreeXper 5
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From reading your take it just shows me how gullible/naïve I am - I thought those questions were people trolling, I didn't realise they were serious - Hopefully your take clears up a lot of misconceptions
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BertMacklinFBIMaster
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the way you just opened up initially in your take actually got me to chuckle a real good one. hahaa.
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MesonfieldeMaster
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I never understood why people take shaving that region for granted, I find it scary so I don't expect it at all. Just trim it, it's better for everyone.
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RJGraveyTrain
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I have no issue with shaving, though people seem to think that I do. I groom personally but my main point was that guys gotta appreciate the effort that goes into it and not be so butthurt if we're not bald all of the time. I do think you have a point on the trimming part, might be easier for some.
thewanderingmeGuru
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my vagina smells great.
if a female smells bad down there, she either has a hygiene problem, wearing underwear that's too tight/not breathable and breeding the wrong bacteria or yeast, or has some sort of infection.
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thewanderingme
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and eating lots of fruits and veggies makes the vag TASTE sweet-ish, not smell sweet. ;)
Hwlsop
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I was going to say something that this is misleading. If it smells bad there is a problem. I know this and I am a guy.
thewanderingme
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@Hwlsop how is this misleading? if it smells bad, there is something wrong.
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Hwlsop
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The take is misleading.
thewanderingme
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@Hwlsop oh, ok.
DulcedulcexoxoXper 5
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lol, penis and balls smell like cumin x100. But nobody talks about that though. Unless youve just washed up , trust me its not the most pleasant smell. Lol, yea girls are very self conscious about it. Crazy we should be learning in sex ed , how they can look. All I learned was i will get my period and dont get pregnant.
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lolatyouXper 5
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I'm traumatized from those images. Is that little swirl really supposed to be a clit lol
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singlebee
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Yeaa it is the clit... Lol :-D Why are you traumatised?
Toutou
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Get circumcised. No need for that ugly clit.
lolatyou
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lol because who has a clit that big? And why is it on the outside? Maybe I really did need to read this take- to expose myself to different types of vaginas...
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Toutou
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Must get circumcise. All clits are a sin, they are small penises, every woman should cut it off.
lolatyou
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Dude, your troll failed the first time, please stop trying.
singlebee
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Week it's so on the outside cause it's a pastry in reality which if made to look like a vag.. 😂 Done worry we guys like it when it the clit of small and inside
singlebee
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@Toutou are you an idiot out something? The clit is kinda already curcumcised... 🙂
lolatyou
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lol, I love how it's completely pink too, like the entire thing is supposed to be pink. Oh god, this pastry made my day haha
singlebee
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Hahaha.. :-D :-P The pink ones are mostly in porn Lol
lolatyou
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lol I thought they were all pink but it's like they forgot the skin on the outside is the same color as your body and just got straight to the inside, right to the point I guess.
singlebee
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I think these women in porn must be getting some kinda surgery.. Or something... Or maybe it's makeup... Who knows !
lolatyou
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I dunno, mine is pretty pink on the inside too but i've seen girls in porn who had different shades of pink, I think they're all some what pink most likely. Something funny though, the ones i've always saw in porn were open kind of like the pastry and they had big labia's and I always thought something was wrong with mine because it's closed. I didn't realize until I got older that normal ones don't always look like porn ones lol
lolatyou
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porn must mislead so many people.
singlebee
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Ha-ha Yeaaa right Lol
PamperedXper 6
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Actually, my vagina used to be very tight and after being with my ex boyfriend a while, who was very big, he started commenting that I felt loose. I think it does loosen up over time but because it's a muscle, it will tighten up to it's original shape when it's not active.
I agree with the shaving.. it's soooo difficult! I've got very thick hair everywhere so when I shave, it's hard not to get those bumps. I feel like I'm constantly shaving and applying cream.. which doesn't really help. Its gotten a bit better over time but still not a walk in the park. I've been considering getting it waxed!! Would need a lot of alcohol for that haha
Cool take!
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TadCuriousMaster
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This is a great myTake with a great message. I thought I was pretty knowledgeable about this topic but --- what the hell is a foopa? lol
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RJGraveyTrain
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A fat or chubby upper pubic area.
joeb73Yoda
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good article for those your column was targeted to hopefully people who are scared if they are normal will open there eyes and realize they are. also to love them selves and if someone doesn't except you for the person you are then they dont deserve to be with you
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BelleGirl21Guru
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Great take. Loved it.
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SexualchristGuru
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Yay for vaginas!
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Joc4PositionYoda
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Good take. I don't like genitals really. I like what they do though :P
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Joc4Position
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... I mean when it comes to sex.
Joc4Position
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I thought a fanny was a butt?
Ghosted
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fanny means pussy in england lol
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Joc4Position
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@Ghosted I didn't know that.
fauchelevent
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Yeah, it does :P Whenever there's an American show and they're like 'get your fanny down here!' or they say 'fanny-pack', you can guarantee I'm in the corner, bright red and giggling hysterically because I am a child and I'm like 'get your vagina down here, amazing'
Joc4Position
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@fauchelevent lol.
Prof_DonMaster
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Excellent MyTake, RJ! 🎓
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archizGuru
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great take and great sense of humor ^^ I liked it so... #sexedwithRJ
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Chris0516Xper 5
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This gave me a laugh!!!
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front2backMaster
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At least for me, the smell of vaginas is amazing.
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DandeusGuru
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That Predator pic makes this the best take ever written.
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ShysterMcNastyXper 4
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That quote deserves all the awards👏🏆🏆👏
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apple24Master
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Oh this was intersting haha! I am glad I am not the only one who has trouble with shaving. I feel perfect now! hahah!
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Northerngal90
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It is interesting, I have trouble too as well.
apple24
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@Northerngal90 Yeah I still can't shave in my area haha! I just can't../:
Humping_TornadoesExplorer
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Ahh, a very entertaining and informative take. 👍
Gotta love the pussy too. 👌
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Nomad69Xper 7
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The whole don't shave get a rash is retarded you can use hair clippers for a close trim it's the best. I trim my pits, balls, ass the works every 3 months
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RJGraveyTrain
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I never said "don't shave" at any point if you notice. I simply said that it isn't as easy as dudes think. Also, clippers don't give the completely naked/Brazilian effect that most people find attractive, which is why a lot of women opt for shaving. So simmer down, slim.
genericname85Master
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i like how you are against surgical alteration of the labia but like 90% of American girls favor cut guys xD
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RJGraveyTrain
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I never stated that I agreed with men being cut, and I never stated I was against any kind of surgery. What I am against is a woman being pressured into surgery. If she wants it, go for it, and I feel the same way about men being circumcised it should be a choice.
genericname85
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yeah sorry if it came off that way. i wasn´t trying to insinuate that you´d be for snipping men. i was talking about how society makes it no choice for guys and if a girl is "asked" for it, there is a huge outrage. i agree that it should be a choice and we should put an end to all the medical fallacies about it.
genericname85
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oh and by the way :D i like the take. you might have added to the smell section: the natural smell of a vagina gives a guy subconscious information. so if her vagina is "clean" and you hate the smell, it´s your brain telling you, that her genetics aren´t a good match for you, hence telling you that you shouldn´t procreate with that girl. same goes the other way around
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RJGraveyTrain
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I would have to agree with you.
RainbowFanGirlEditor
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Good take, especially about shaving. I try to shave mine bald and it is really difficult. I ended up cutting myself one time because I tried to leave it bald. Ouch. :p
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manjeetK
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use trimmer, its best for cutting pubes and doesn't cuts skin
RainbowFanGirl
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@manjeetK thanks!
singlebeeGuru
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But then his am I supposed to go Down on her if her kitty smells like fish! Or something that I can't stand?
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RJGraveyTrain
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By knowing the difference between what a vagina naturally smells like and something that isn't natural.
singlebee
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Nope... I am saying If she smells bad I am not going to go Down on her Lol
Raymond_ReddingtonYoda
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don't even know why i clicked on this. i found it entertaining nonetheless. good take RJ!
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RJGraveyTrain
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Were you not enticed by my vagina cupcake?
Raymond_Reddington
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@RJGraveyTrain i was. it looks delicious :3 now i wonder what it tastes like xD
RJGraveyTrain
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Like hopes and dreams.
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Raymond_Reddington
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@RJGraveytrain i was hoping strawberry, but hopes and dreams sounds good too
jjmarvinExplorer
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Yikes men and women can be so mean about each others genitals.
I'm pretty sure no one's genitals taste or smell good but i would very much want a mouth on mine someday jeez 0.0
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OrdinaryGentlemanGuru
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Mmmm that quote xD... its fun to go down on a girl then blow her up like a balloon
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Jayded1Explorer
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This is a great post and informative for people that ask silly questions. Although I know you are trying to help i think you are off from fact on one point. Scent. id say only maybe 1 in 5 women I've been with have a real "scent" Some have a very slight, almost unnoticeable scent, some have no scent whatsoever. They key that is right though is that it is nothing to be ashamed of, its i natural and a part of the deal. Any guy who thinks his balls are a bed of roses after even a couple hours of being snugged in there are crazy.
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manjeetKXper 4
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clean pussies never smell bad, clean it with lukewarm filtered/pure water or use disinfectent, this will keep smell n bacteria away, when we feel wet and leave that fluid without wash, it starts decaying inside vagina and creates smell... i just read1girl wrote she can't smell her vagina-huh,,, insert your finger n smell it how it smells, do leave reply how was the smell
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Blueeyes81Guru
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Kudos for using cooter, a highly undervalued word. Nice take as always.
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GreatnessRevampedXper 6
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"Why doesn’t she just shave? Pussy hair is gross, bleeehhhh!"
"Her vagina smells bad, how can I make her wash it?"
"Her labias are unattractive and I want her to get surgery, does that make me a bad person?" (This was a legitimate question at one point)
Things men have never said before sex!!!
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FilthyPervertXper 6
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All I gained form this is the knowledge that Rj has a hairy pussy and knows kegel exercises but chose not to teach other women about them saying they magically can stay tight despite beign swexually active.
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RJGraveyTrain
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I don't have hair down there actually, as I never stated women SHOULDN'T shave nor do I do kegals myself personally. Congrats, you're an idiot.
Hannah591
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I don't do kegel exercises and have a tight one. I've been sexually active for years and every guy's complimented me in one way or another.
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