How to buy condoms!

Anonymous

From the makers of birds, bees, and virginity comes how to get a condom...

First of all you go to the store

Make sure you have a car and some kind of sense of direction.

Also if you think condoms are lame and you think well why use one then you really need to!

Just fucking get it together or just you know!

If you ever just trick someone and not use a condom, well then may god help you or if you dont believe in god, may the space dirt or whatever help you!

Because karma is a bitch and she takes no prisoners

And to conclude this fabulous myTake please enjoy safe sex with your partner because safe sex is the best sex.

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Most Helpful Guy

BrownBoyBrownies Guru
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I followed your advice. I went to the store and ask the one of the workers, I ask her I'd like to buy that small condom. She's like

:'Excuse me?', 'What condom'?

I said 'That!'.. and that when she said 'That's a sleeping bag!'.
How do I deal with this? What is your advice?

Thanks you condom expert

~regards
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- myTake Owner
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  YOU SIR ARE A GOD

Most Helpful Girl

Gerduxas Xper 6
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Or better yet:
1.) Pick up some condoms
2.) Go to the shopkeeper
3.) Ask her where the fitting room is
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detlef Explorer
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Please don't do shit like this anonymously.

Take the applause. This was hilarious.

Love the "Get Your Shit Together" guidelines. I'm distributing it to near and dear.
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- myTake Owner
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  Omg ik! Bwhaha 😆 thanks! Maybe next time I'll do it off anon.
ichot Xper 6
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Too basic, not informative at all. At least put something on nominal width. Whatever, I'll write it.
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MarkyyG123 Yoda
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Hahahaha and here I was taking this all seriously :")
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- myTake Owner
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  Please don't lol
- MarkyyG123
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  Hahahahahha oh I'll try :")
Riggers Guru
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Surely is not just as much as her responsibility to use birth control as it is his?
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- myTake Owner
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  Not everyone uses birth control because of side effects and don't take it seriously.
- jjmarvin
  +1 y
  He means keeping condoms handy. Condoms are birth control
Samalaeb Xper 4
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It was how to buy a condome
Simply walk into the store
Take it of the shelf
Pay for it
Enjoy safe sex
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- myTake Owner
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  DONT CORRECT MY SYMBIOSIS
- Samalaeb
  +1 y
  Sorry sweetie :)
Random_chick_2384 Yoda
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I like you take owner. I really do. If only I knew who you were I'll follow you.
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- myTake Owner
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  We follow each other already LOL ❤
- myTake Owner
  +1 y
  IM SUCH A DERP LOL WE DONT ILL FOLLOW U NOW
- Random_chick_2384
  +1 y
  oooooh okay :) I've had two girls follow me at the same time so tell me if I followed you..
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- myTake Owner
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  Yeah you did!
- Random_chick_2384
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  Okay :)
Nicolás25 Xper 7
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This was useless
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- myTake Owner
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  OH GET LAID
Kay211 Explorer
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Tbh this is the most sex ed I've ever had in my life and it was completely magical.
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- myTake Owner
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  I'm proud of me ❤😇 you are welcome 🌹
Phoenix98 Master
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So common sense or as it's known in today's world uncommon sense.
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- myTake Owner
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  Yes precisely! And nice smoke thing you got there. Fancy! (forgot what they're called atm)
- Phoenix98
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  Haha thanks and it's a tobacco pipe and pipe tobacco and I guess they're called smoke selfies or something -shrugs- I don't now lol.
- myTake Owner
  +1 y
  Ughh noo they don't need to call it that. Pipe is much better. And very welcome! 😄
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- Phoenix98
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  They kind of do when someone says pipe people more often then not think of those horrid drug bong pipes.
- myTake Owner
  +1 y
  Ohh :/ I just think its bong. didn't know they called bings pipes
- myTake Owner
  +1 y
  Bongs*
- Phoenix98
  +1 y
  Who knows, regardless we pipe smokers don't like being associated with things like that so prefer it being called what it is tobacco pipe smoking.
- myTake Owner
  +1 y
  Okay 😊
- Phoenix98
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  lol.
Nik1hil Master
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Lol that last gif made my day
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- myTake Owner
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  I did my job 😌
Resoglass Xper 7
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I-I-I I don't know a-about this Rick
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- myTake Owner
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  Morty just fucking *burp* take the lesson. Its good for ya Morty.
aliencreature Xper 5
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that rick and morty quote though
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ConsultantIsBack Editor
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These GIFs are money!!
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Unit1 Editor
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What's the matter?
Did you end up with the consequences of having unprotected sex?
Is this why you made this take?

Well, I can't disagree for sure. Use condoms or else...
slm-assets3.secondlife.com/.../...687envli_400.jpg
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- myTake Owner
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  Nope still a virgin. This was a request. 😆
- Unit1
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  Oh, you and me both. :P
John_Doesnt Master
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They sell women's condoms too. It's time for the women to pay for it!!!
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cl_517 Editor
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This is the best thing that has happened to me on this boring day!!! 😍😍😍😍
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- myTake Owner
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  🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🐈
jaydogs1990 Xper 5
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Forget rubbers get into a long term relationship and put her on the barr.
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Nathand Explorer
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go store

pick up condom

pay

leave

i said in less word than you.
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- myTake Owner
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  QUITE ALIEN
93stepsawayfromhome Yoda
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1) Enter a supermarket
2) Grab a pack of condoms
3) Pay for it
4) Walk back home

Not that hard, is it?
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- myTake Owner
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  The world grows darker when 14 yr old kids have sex
- 93stepsawayfromhome
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  Oh this is not taken from real life. :P But it definitely happens.
TheAngryBanana Explorer
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Ah we got a C card in the UK for that so we dont need oty buy em get them for free
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Reflexy Xper 7
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I buy them in bulk off amazon.
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- myTake Owner
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  Woahhh
- Reflexy
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  I feel this needs some context. Me and my girlfriend have sex quite often. Buying packs of 3 from boots every time i saw her was getting annoying and expensive so i ordered 44 durex extra safe for quite cheap off of amazon and had them sent to a local pickup point (my local post office). This saves about 50p per condom and a lot of time :)
- myTake Owner
  +1 y
  Thats a really good idea.
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- atomique
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  I think we're going to copy your idea son.
Anonymous
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That was far less informative than I would have hoped.

What type should you get? What's the most reliable brand? What will maximize her pleasure? How do you know what size to get, do they come in some kind of "variety pack?"

I ask because I've never done this before and had no guidance on the subject beyond "use them."
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Anonymous
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Lol i love this! Cause firstly good message, while obvious to some that condoms are important, to others its an option? Insane!! Also that picture about get your shit together is hilarious from Rick and Morty. Love that show and that scene was funny as hell! and that last gif is life...
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- myTake Owner
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  RICK AND MORTY IS THE SHIITTT 😆
- Opinion Owner
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  YASSSSS!!!
Anonymous
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I'll need to know the size of the penis before buying a pack. :P
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Anonymous
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"Go to the store", "Get your s*** together"... then what? you forgot to finish it. Useless take. Not sure if it was an attempt at humor or you are very drunk, but either way it was a big fail
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- myTake Owner
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  You are the only one. Soooo 👀
Anonymous
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"some kind of sense of direction" LOL! *Looks down* Which way is up?

Who the hell are you? You're hilarious.
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- myTake Owner
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  My name starts with the letter B 👀 lmao
- Opinion Owner
  +1 y
  Bards?
- myTake Owner
  +1 y
  Yeah son 👌

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