How to buy condoms!

From the makers of birds, bees, and virginity comes how to get a condom...

First of all you go to the store

Make sure you have a car and some kind of sense of direction.

Also if you think condoms are lame and you think well why use one then you really need to!

HOW TO BUY CONDOMS

Just fucking get it together or just you know!

How to buy condoms!

If you ever just trick someone and not use a condom, well then may god help you or if you dont believe in god, may the space dirt or whatever help you!

Because karma is a bitch and she takes no prisoners

How to buy condoms!

And to conclude this fabulous myTake please enjoy safe sex with your partner because safe sex is the best sex.

How to buy condoms!
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Most Helpful Guy

  • I followed your advice. I went to the store and ask the one of the workers, I ask her I'd like to buy that small condom. She's like

    :'Excuse me?', 'What condom'?

    I said 'That!'.. and that when she said 'That's a sleeping bag!'.
    How do I deal with this? What is your advice?

    Thanks you condom expert

    ~regards

    • YOU SIR ARE A GOD

Most Helpful Girl

  • Or better yet:
    1.) Pick up some condoms
    2.) Go to the shopkeeper
    3.) Ask her where the fitting room is

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  • Please don't do shit like this anonymously.

    Take the applause. This was hilarious.

    Love the "Get Your Shit Together" guidelines. I'm distributing it to near and dear.

    • Omg ik! Bwhaha 😆 thanks! Maybe next time I'll do it off anon.

  • Too basic, not informative at all. At least put something on nominal width. Whatever, I'll write it.

  • Hahahaha and here I was taking this all seriously :")

    • Please don't lol

    • Hahahahahha oh I'll try :")

  • Surely is not just as much as her responsibility to use birth control as it is his?

    • Not everyone uses birth control because of side effects and don't take it seriously.

    • He means keeping condoms handy. Condoms are birth control

  • It was how to buy a condome
    Simply walk into the store
    Take it of the shelf
    Pay for it
    Enjoy safe sex

    • DONT CORRECT MY SYMBIOSIS

    • Sorry sweetie :)