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My Thoughts On Penis + Male Masturbation

Previously I wrote one about vaginas, well here's my view on penis.

Penis's are...

Nasty

I mean it's just a protuding piece of skin that blood can make very hard. Plus the pubes are just....ugh *shivers in disgust*

Amazing but simple

I mean penis is always nice, I like it, straight women + gay men like it, there must be a reason. They're usually simple too, there's preferences of course for men but women? They're too complicated for my liking.

My Thoughts On Penis + Male Masturbation

Interesting

A dick can get really hard + look very big but when it's flaccid it's like a little worm

And sometimes a guy that wears sweatpants or basketball shorts you can see his dick and it's just like "Oh I forgot they have a penis"

Sometimes I forget their penis's are a thing and I'm like "how do they fit in there?" and "Isnt that uncomfortable?"

Sucks

It must suck (hehe pun) to have a dick cause random boners, boners are obvious, nuts are really sensitive (apparently) + they stick to your leg I guess???? Like sweat does it or something?? I dunno

Masturbation

A guy doesn't need to "train his body" to orgasm, and although we CAN get multiple orgasms their orgasms can be amazing the first time. Plus they can masturbate almost anywhere. Girls? Nah we gotta be relaxed+have 8 scented candles+light jazz playing but guys can just get ready+go

My Thoughts On Penis + Male Masturbation

Guys, what're your thoughts on having a penis?
Girls, what do you think it'd be like to have a penis?

I personally would prefer if I had a dick cause then I wouldn't have to find jeans that fit "just right" (I wouldn't care if my jeans did the mini boner thing) and I wouldn't BLEED once a month AND I wouldn't be so pressured to get pregnant in my future. And I wanna know what it feels like to get a blow job + what it would feel like to fuck a girl.

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Most Helpful Girl

  • Well, the penis and clit both come from the same pre-differentiated structure in the fetus. So, my best guess is that, if you can imagine what it's like to have a REALLY big clit (that also happens to contain the urethra, for pissing)... well, that'd be a decent approximation.
    I mean, clitoral erections are a thing, even. So, the sensations are, more than likely, similar on SOME level.

    On the other hand, I've gotta disagree with you on "They can masturbate anywhere". Gna go with just about exactly the opposite, on that one.
    Granted, I am not privy to all the secret ways and means of dudes... but, I just can't think of any way in which a guy could furtively masturbate in public. I mean, I suppose there's frotteurism, but (besides the obvious legal risks) that'd only give momentary pleasure anyway.
    Whereas, me? Girl, all I have to do is wear the right pair of leggings or workout shorts... oh yeah. (;
    (That "problem" only got worse when my husband took me to have my clitoral hood pierced -- while our relationship was still long-distance. I didn't really get the plan, there, until I flew back home again, wore leggings again, and OH SHIT I suddenly understood EXACTLY what the plan was... haha.)
    But, yeah. Secret masturbation/stimulation is WAY easier -- not to mention way less embarrassing, and with no obvious (protruding) evidence -- for us than for guys. And that's not even getting into all the remote-controlled toys, etc. that we can use if that's our style.

    Jeans -- hahaha girl! When I was yr age, I used to wear jeans that were like 3 sizes too big for me, because I was MORTIFIED at the thought that they would "cut in" at the waist. You know? This was especially hilarious because, in retrospect, I was so long and lean that "cutting in" may not have even been possible. (In high school, I was 6'2" and less than 130lbs.)
    What kind of issues are you having with finding jeans that fit well?

    • Oh my god that's a lot and I understand but it's just how I view 'em. And jeans are either too tight at the waist, too short at the ankles, too big around the waist or too tight by my thighs.

    • Wear a moo moo

    • Great post!!

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Most Helpful Guy

  • I prefer my dick. A gaping, fish-smelling hole that sheds it's innards every month doesn't sound better by a long shot.

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  • If there's one thing I hate it's people who spout off about stuff they know nothing about. I get you're only 16 but you're also clueless, not only about penises but also about women (women can't masterbate without 8 scented candles and soft jazz - you're clearly doing it wrong).

    By all means have an opinion but if you're going to write a My Take about it do some research first. This was a big page of "I don't know" and "I guess". It gave nothing to anybody. It lacked content and the writing was poor.

    I read your My Take because your Labyrinth pictures drew me in. I guarantee I won't be reading any of your others, particularly not your query on the meaning of vaginas.

    • it was a joke about the candles+jazz... and yea honey I'm a virgin! that's why these are my OPINIONS and THOUGHTS about it, not FACTS.

    • I don't care if you read my stuff or not lol I have enough people who comment anyway, I certainly don't need a negative person like you on here.

    • Thanks for saying this!! I doubt that 'she' is really 16, and I am starting to wonder if 'she' is really a 'she', even though she insists, and is a 'writer', to justify the complexity of the prose, words, and grammar

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  • Awww why are you making the Labyrinth weird? Some of my fav Bowie memories come from that movie.

    Anyways, I'm not particularly impressed by dicks either, unless I really seriously like the guy himself. Then suddenly that one guy's becomes very appealing.

    • lol sorry but his crotch bulge... and same here.

  • Well about the orgasm, how often do you see a man convulse uncontrollably while screaming at the top of their lungs when they orgasm? Never. So if I where you I wouldn't want to trade in on that part. Also with having a penis your kind of the one that has to have self control when having sex, you CAN orgasm quickly but the likely hood she will let you have sex with her again drops dramaticly so its not quite as pleasent as you think.

  • My penis brought me to G@G. He controls my mind.

  • I think it's harder for a man to masturbate anywhere any time...

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