Sexual Relationships 
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Previously I wrote one about vaginas, well here's my view on penis.
Penis's are...
Nasty
I mean it's just a protuding piece of skin that blood can make very hard. Plus the pubes are just....ugh *shivers in disgust*
Amazing but simple
I mean penis is always nice, I like it, straight women + gay men like it, there must be a reason. They're usually simple too, there's preferences of course for men but women? They're too complicated for my liking.
Interesting
A dick can get really hard + look very big but when it's flaccid it's like a little worm
And sometimes a guy that wears sweatpants or basketball shorts you can see his dick and it's just like "Oh I forgot they have a penis"
Sometimes I forget their penis's are a thing and I'm like "how do they fit in there?" and "Isnt that uncomfortable?"
Sucks
It must suck (hehe pun) to have a dick cause random boners, boners are obvious, nuts are really sensitive (apparently) + they stick to your leg I guess???? Like sweat does it or something?? I dunno
Masturbation
A guy doesn't need to "train his body" to orgasm, and although we CAN get multiple orgasms their orgasms can be amazing the first time. Plus they can masturbate almost anywhere. Girls? Nah we gotta be relaxed+have 8 scented candles+light jazz playing but guys can just get ready+go
Guys, what're your thoughts on having a penis?
Girls, what do you think it'd be like to have a penis?
I personally would prefer if I had a dick cause then I wouldn't have to find jeans that fit "just right" (I wouldn't care if my jeans did the mini boner thing) and I wouldn't BLEED once a month AND I wouldn't be so pressured to get pregnant in my future. And I wanna know what it feels like to get a blow job + what it would feel like to fuck a girl.
What Girls & Guys Said
9 44I think most men like their penis and enjoying playing with it. I also believe most men would like to be judged by their ability to please a woman with what they have, but feel most women judge them by the size of their penis.
I hate random boners cause anyone can notice it, no matter what you do.
But I do like being able to pee anywhere, except for the clean up incase I miss.
As a guy, I have to say I like my 'boys' for the most part.
Not gonna lie to you here. I only clicked this because of the Labyrinth pic.
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You remind me of the babe
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REMIND ME OF THE BABE THANK YOU
I love you lmao
I never really had my balls stuck to my leg!1 Is it anything like a cigarette stuck to your lip? %^SHUDDER)
I agree that we can be... a little (?) untidy?, but, until the feminazi scientists find a way to exclude us from procreation, you must accept it.
By the way, they already select out the eggs that will hatch into males, so too with cattle insemination, so... Beware men!!
If left unchecked, they may not need us in another generation or two!!!
My girlfriend can orgasm quicker than I can...
SweetHomocidalQueen are you heterosexual?
A straight woman would not find a penis to be "nasty", nor would it maker her "shiver in disgust".
I am not 'heterosexual' I am bisexual. I'd still date+fuck a guy but I'd also date+fuck a chick. I know plenty of straight women who think dicks are pathetic and gross unless it's a certain persons dick. then it becomes very appealing
I've heard the same thing from straight women. While some women are obsessed with them and seem to not think about anything else and my gay man friends are the same as them.
Depends on the day. Sometimes I am ok with it and other days I hate it. In general its bought me more anxiety than pleasure
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What did I just read?
Obviously you kissed her take on vaginas the previous day.
@CheerGirl38139 - I assume you mean "missed", although who knows, maybe he did kiss it. (her take, not her vagina.)
Guys can have multiple orgasm too you know jeez
not like 20 though, you'd have a heart-attack XD
@TimTim56 girls can't have 20 either
I just really love my dick
I think it's easier for girls to find pants that fit just right - we need more room in the crotch area.
never thought about my penis and how it feels... he's just there like a leg (hehe)
to be honest i find not errected penises somehow sexual attractive... but boners are ugly to me... exept of my own. why? I dont have a clue why
when i was 21 and at this park around 5pm this one 16 year old kid approached me and started touching me, following me as i tried to escape. he was wearing thin sweatpants and his penis was making a big tent. i screamed and pointed. he looked down, blushed and ran away.
It sounds like you're gay or in grade school to say penises are "nasty".
"Girls? Nah we gotta be relaxed+have 8 scented candles+light jazz playing but guys can just get ready+go"
lol.. no.
They do suck and don’t fit in pants worth a damn and look terrible like an alien tentacle. They are uncomfortable 😣 and sweat profusely. They get sticky quick especially when it’s always asking for sex and getting hard just seeing a girl walk by. Fucking girls is amazing I admit but it wants to fuck 3-4 times a day and women generally are not into that so we have to masturbate it so we can focus on important issues. It might be a useful appendage if we were like animals and the male had his own “herd” of women to take care of but it is an ill fit to today’s societal norms. I know many good guys who couldn’t control theirs and now have 3+ children with loads of child support and no way to pay it. Your vagina wields control over the penis and you should cherish it. Penises are like an uncontrollable drug addiction and that’s why some guys want theirs removed but there’s no good way to do that.
"Nasty?"
You women ain't a bunch of roses too!!
Having a cock means little to me. It's only there to piss and reproduce. Really it's pleasure for others (women).
I like my random boners, let's me know it still works.
I don't get embarrassed, hell, I try to subtly show it off.
" Plus they can masturbate almost anywhere. "
really?-_-
I don't think you've read my take about vaginas cause I called them gross too
"Plus they can masturbate almost anywhere. Girls? Nah we gotta be relaxed+have 8 scented candles+light jazz playing but guys can just get ready+go"
Exactly the opposite, actually. Girls can masturbate anywhere whenever they please without anyone noticing.
I've noticed them masturbate, while they were trying to do it in secret😁
Lol yeah our balls to stick to our legs when we sweat. There are actually easier ways to jack off for me personally I've found that one index finger over thumb works the best. And yes the balls can really hurt the slightest tap can make us cry. And no its not uncomfortable unless if i get a boner and wearing tight pants or jeans that is the worst it feels like my penis is stinging lol.
Index finger and thumb? Lol, are you like 3 inches?
@astrOnaut01 I close them tighter when getting range lol don't be silly.
men can have multiple orgasms