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The 12 Emotional Stages of shaving vulva for a girl

The 12 Emotional Stages of shaving vulva for a girl.
  • You know what? I think I would like to spend an extra 20 minutes in the shower shaving my vulva until I get light-headed from steam. I don't have anything else going on today and I've always wondered what it would be like to shave down there.
  • I can't see anything down there so I guess I'll just keep putting the razor wherevs and hope for the best. I truly am taking my life in my own hands here and I know it.
  • For such a small area, how has this already taken up three razors?! I could try to do it with just one, but trying to remove the excess hair from the blades takes forever. At a certain point, they're never coming out. They live in there now.
  • My vulva looks like a hairless cat. Maybe this was a bad idea.
  • My mons pubis looks so tidy and organized! Granted, I only think it looks "better" because I've been taught by movies that hairless is the best and only way, but also it's weirding me out a little bit because I look like a baby. Eesh.
  • Time for me and my newly shaved vulva to go to sleep. See you in the morning, bald crotch!
  • It is one day later and I am full of regret. How is it already growing back?! And so angrily! It's prickly and coarse, and it is mad at me. I never should've done this. Why did I think this was a good idea?
  • Great, now I'm going to spend my entire day scratching my crotch. Which ultimately leads to there also being a rash down there, which is even itchier than before I started scratching it. The circle remains unbroken.
  • I'm going to bed and when I wake up, I pray my bush is back so I will never have to deal with this hot mess again. Please, vulva hair gods, do my bidding.
  • How does this still not feel better?! Time apparently heals all wounds on everything but my vulva, and therefore, I now hate time.
  • It's day three and now my vulva hair is growing in all patchy and weird like I didn't know what I was doing when I was shaving it. Which, as we all know, I absolutely did not. So that's fair.
  • With god as my witness I will never destroy my bush again. Or I will, but maybe I'll try waxing. That doesn't hurt that much, right?
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Most Helpful Guy

  • I seriously think I am now dumber after reading this mytake... I hate you😠

Most Helpful Girl

  • Aren't vulvas on women?

    • Are you offended poor thing.

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  • ^ Anon's passive aggressive way of whining about shaved crotches.

    • Anon's way of also pointing out the obvious double-standard of how men prefer us women clean-shaven, since we go through the exact same angst and discomfort to do it. If a guy goes through this much hating the experience, then he should now realize what he asks of women and stop preferring her to shave or wax for the same reasons he hated it. It's also Anon's way of mistaking which one of us between men and women actually *have* a vulva. When I first saw the title of this myTake I thought he was talking about shaving his girlfriend until I realized he was shaving himself.

    • @Ozanne Err, pretty sure he wrote this as a satire article from the female perspective of shaving her lady bits. It seems to me that he doesn't like shaved women and has tried to sound "sympathetic" towards the struggles of shaving, but it just came out patronising, to be honest.

    • Yeah. After I wrote that I actually thought of something else.. he might have accidentally created a sock account as a male to still go anonymous. I don't underestimate the power of stupidity much with some people here.

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  • This was a rather funny as well as informative take, if it makes you feel any better it isn't much better for men who perform man-scaping down there, it is no easier to see, the hair is just as stubborn to get out of said razor and when the hair grows back in St. Petersburg it itches just as much. ;-)

  • Why would you write a mytake about this? You're a guy for a start. This seems really pointless and weird. I think about absolutely nothing when shaving in the shower and it takes me about 30 seconds to do so.

    • Ahhhhh 20 year olds... They find every little thing weird...

    • It has nothing to do with my age. @JuicyBrain This take is weird by most people's standards. I would understand from a woman, its strange coming from a guy who hasn't had the experience of shaving one.

    • What if he shaved himself? What if his girlfriend shaves and it's his way of telling her how much he appreciates all the trouble she goes through to please him. What if it's his way of telling woman they don't need to make their life so complicated for us? What if it's his way of trying to influence women because he is selfish and prefers a bush? None of those occurrences are weird. They are easily understandable. His take is ambiguous, granted. In ambiguity, I choose to interpret things my way. I choose to believe he is saying thank you to women for going through the trouble even if it's not always necessary and we are not always worth it. I choose to see it as an ode to women. What is weird is a clown walking on an empty street at night. What's weird is finding foot prints on a ceiling or a picture of someone else in your mailbox. Also, as a man, I don't see why I can't talk about vaginas since I have seen more than you and from a much closer perspective unless you are a lesbian😁

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  • Some of this is very funny and very true.

    I like to mix things up. And haha, it shouldn't grow back that fast :D

    I think this was a great comedic my take.

  • Hey at least by shaving it, you have a reduced chance of catching crabs, right? Right?

    • Less crab catching and more ingrown hairs. -_-

    • Yeah the ingrown hairs suck... But that's when you learn that tweezers are wonderful tools lol.

  • lol wtf did I just read. It's seriously not that bad lol

  • I loved this :)

  • How does a guy know how this works? Seriously. This is almost exactly how I did it that one and only time. Bad mistake. The itch is a world of regret.

    Mine didn't grow back patchy though.

    • because it goes like this for shaving our genitals too, and all he had to do was modify it to fit the appropriate sex? Seriously XD

  • Sooooooo.. did all this happen when you shaved yours?

    =)

  • LOL! SO funny, and sooo true.

  • XD That was pretty funny. Though it's just easier to keep it all trimmed.

  • well i hate to be the smart ass here but the vulva doesn't actually grow hair on it.

    • What!!! What? What... the... hell.. are you talking about? Sure it doesn't get a lot of hair on the labia majora but it's still hairy. You may be thinking of the vagina.

  • So accurate.

  • I'm laughing so bad

  • Oh come on, you're generally more flexible than guys, and you don't need to be as precise when you shave down there cause there isn't many things in the way. Much easier for you. And the itch isn't THAT bad.

    • No no no no no nooooooooo... dude, you have a ball bag you can pull out, we have internal folds and lips and little lumps... trust me, it is not easy to do!

    • 'And the itch isn't THAT bad.' your vulva itches too?

    • My vulva doesn't itch, no.

  • hahahahahaha this is literally, with no exaggeration, the most accurate piece of literature i have ever read in my life hahahaha

    why are all the girls having a bitch in the comments section and turning this into a feminist debate lmao ITS FUNNY FOR FUCKS SAKE just laugh

    girls are so uptight and annoying

    • amen. all women band together for a United Bald Pussy Front. lol...

  • You forgot the part where we shave again in a week haha

  • Cortisone cream makes everything so much better.

  • I totally relate to this! :O

    • I am afraid I have some news for you. :O

  • Waxing seems like a good option for women. If this was 'translated' from a guys experience, you better not.

    Reminds me of this:
    www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html

    • lmaooo thanks for the link

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