Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health 
FLIPSIDE of 10 Reasons You Don't Need A Woman
Independence
Do what you want, where you want, and with who you want. No nagging, shaming, passive agressive bullshit.
No Drama
Women are drama, it is part of their character.Which men don’t need in their life. No more unnessesary arguments, insecurities, winless trap questions, crying over nothing, manipulative bullshit.
More Money
No more being expected to cover the cost of date night under the guise of chilvery, or to buy nonsense presents because "it's what you should do".
No more shame
No more having to hide your porn , or be ashamed because you have natural human sexual urges and desires. Being made to feel like a scumbag because your gender fantasize differently than she does.
You can have your OWN stuff
You can now own things YOU like and have them around the house. There is no one telling you that your stuff should be in a back room hidden somewhere because it "doesn't fit with the decor".
No more NAGGING.
You don't have to worry about complaints that you didn't put the toilet seat down. (When it takes as much effort for them to put it down, yet it should be your job.)
That you left shaving stubble in the sink, or didn't put the new roll of toilet paper on the roller. Etc.
Success
Without someone telling you not to attempt things or putting down your ideas, you can actually take risks, and make decisions which can lead you to positive advancement in your life.
Happiness
The main cause of male stress, anger, and saddness is due to a female. Without the constant pressures, expectations, and other bullshit, you will find happiness happens much easier.
Health
The drive to take care of yourself and the ability, money, and time to get in better shape and stay healthy will be abundant when there isn't a female in your life to stifle it all.
Different Women
You are not locked down to one girl. You can experience different women and explore new sexual ideas without being locked down to only the stuff she likes!
*Note: This take was a parody of the above linked post about men.
What Girls & Guys Said
19 30I liked this article.
Truth in GaGTakes! Bravo!
This article looks really wonky on mobile
Interesting take lol. 👍
From single girls everywhere ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBsEF7Qx09oCongratulation... you proved yourself!
Anonymous, you're a strong GaGer that don't need a woman! ;D
This parody was entertaining ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and somewhat true.
Oh and one more thing:
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LOADS A MONEY ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I was waiting for this hahaha.
Nice job anon!
Success. :-) Success without limits. No more living in the shackles and chains of some feminist living hell.
I say this is the age of the man! A new power is rising!
THIS IS SPAHTAAAAAA!
How does being aa feminist keep a man in shackles and chains?
I don't know. I'm a SPAHTAAAAAN!!!
Health? Happiness? This is def biased
Someone should make a take on "reasons why you don't need a man"
Some one did, this post is a parody of that 1 to which the creator of this post links to at the very beginning and then references that fact again at the bottom.
He made a typo at the top looool looks like he's linking to his own article
oh lol, i didn't even notice.
oh I didn't see that :P
Not all women are the same bro. The women that are usually drama are the wrong type of women to go after. There should be a take for both men and women that you don't have to be in a relationship to be happy but not referring to not being in a relationship for the rest of your life, just referring to not being in a relationship for a certain time, l am saying there is no hurry. Most humans need a man or woman EVENTUALLY to settle down with and be with for the rest of their lives. Someone should do a take about single people should not be in a hurry to get in a relationship because most people find someone when they least expect it.
And even though I am ugly I am not bashing on women.
I don't need one. I just want one.
Nice take. I like to look at the bright side of being single too
The title should say "10 reasons you don't need a negative person in your life". Seriously, as if all women are like that. A happy relationship consists of understanding and makes you better.
Dude, it's a sarcastic take meat to put the linked take into perspective. She portrayed men in a bad light, and he answered with the same coin.
So, instead of pointing out the flaws of her take he made another retarded one? How childish.
My point exactly. But some users on here would rather stir shit between the sexes. How very mature. :D
It's childish to take satire seriously and bitch about it like it's something other than comedy.
>It's childish to take satire seriously Well I guess, you are also referring to those commenters who agreed with your 10 points - because they took them seriously too. lol
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sat·ire
/ˈsaˌtī (ə) r/
noun: satire
the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
Agreeing with satire when the points are valid, albeit exaggerated, does not make you childish. It makes you observant. Once again... whining about satire is childish.
Wow. Nice. So everyone who disagrees with you is childish and everyone who agrees with you is not childish. I think I'll use that too. BTW: I was satirical the whole time. ;)
See it how ever it suits you sir.
dito. lol
The sad thing is that everything said is true lol
Looks like someone need a woman😂
Yeah I'm gonna let some random dude bang my gf so i can bang ten whooopie!
Only gays dont need a woman!
This is NOT true! I am gay and I want a gf ;) ;)
Then only lesbians don't need a man!
I mean gay guys @Alexzktra @OpenClose true! Truth is both men and women need each other.