A smart guy told me he would never go to a strip club, because he doesn't want to catch a sexually transmitted disease. Do you agree with him?

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Don't you think you would be fairly safe if you exercised proper social distancing?

I miss having Fauci guiding us through the crazy world of science.

My reply to the original question was that you and the fellas shouldn't leave your gals at home when you go to the strip club. That's a rookie mistake. Let her get gussied up, and bring her with you. She might just surprise the shit out of you. The first time we went, I shelled out the coin to buy him a lap dance. I loved the panicked look on his face when she shoved those sweater puppies in his face. LOL

Fellas, it doesn't matter where you get your appetite, just as long as you come home for dinner.

AviatorTom · Accepted Answer

His reasoning is totally flawed... and disrespectful.

A guy can go to a strip club and totally enjoy himself without coming within five feet of a stripper, no way to catch anything. Plus, strippers are not diseased. If they were, they wouldn't be working there.

soe11 · Accepted Answer

I don't agree with him.

ohsheeT · Answer

Well did he say that knowing that if he did go that he would get a disease because he couldn't control himself you're not going to catch anything there unless they stick their tongue in their mouth are you still your ding dong up there coochie he's not going to get it just from shaking hands

liggang · Answer

One time a stripper did a trick where she does a hand stand and drops her legs onto you. Well her pussy touched my nose and it was wet.

I was horrified. It wasn't even a lap dance. It was like her trick to get you to want the lap dance. And she kind of looked like crap. Not that she wasn't hot but that she looked used up abused worn out and on drugs. So yea it was like extra bad.

Purpleronnie · Answer

Of all the reasons to sight to not go to a strip club that has to be one of the most flawed. Perhaps a lesson in biology? . To “catch” an S. T. I does require you have actually have unprotected sex with an infectious partner so unless strip clubs have suddenly become licensed for prostitution and demanding free unprotected sex then chances are NIL.

Reminds me of a joke. What’s the difference between a casino and a strip club? … you actually have a chance of getting screwed at a casino

b_lova · Answer

I have never been to a strip club, but I have a buddy who does and he tells me stay out of them because it's the only place in the world where you get riled up, horny and "fucked" but never get to release any sexual tension. By fucked he meant you spend all your money and teased.

spartan55 · Answer

Who is saying he's smart? Him? Uh... okay. Anyone who has to point out how great/smart/rich/hot/blunt/etc they are should be treated as a joke. That being said, unless you are having unprotected sex at the stripclub (a stripclub is NOT a brothel by the way) there is no chance of getting an STD.

TommyMountainFigure · Answer

Calling him smart in the same sentence as him quoting he can catch an STD by going to a strip club? That is what I would refer to as a paradox!

BCRanger10 · Answer

I am entirely opposed to strip clubs anyway, so... moot point, I guess?

Wetdreamz · Answer

Sounds like he doesn't respect strippers for what they do. I would argue that the vast majority of people do not go because it's expensive and conducive to you spending more than you intended if you getting drunk, and are dumb enough to believe that the the service they provide is to make you feel important. As far as whether strippers are more likely to have contracted STIs more than non strippers, I would argue that if we consider single women in big cities, you have the non strippers going out to clubs/bars, parties, and many actively having 2/3 different guys they are currently having sex with.

Chazmatazz269 · Answer

Seems to me someone is conflating strip clubs with low rent whore houses. I don’t go to strip clubs because i would rather pay a woman to pretend to love me than pay her to pretend to like me.

Dargil · Answer

Nope. If you are not physically interactive with the dancer, no, no risk of STD. They aren't airborne.

David94358 · Answer

lol he blocked me as well when I pointed out his logic to other places that a stripper goes to..  what is it with such weak minded people here?

ChicoFromThe305 · Answer

Is that even possible by just looking?

bowenw · Answer

He doesn't sound particularly smart if he believes he can catch an STD simply by going to a strip club and watching the performances.

TheSpaceGnome · Answer

The surfaces of objects in the strip club would have the infections on them, so it would not matter how far away you stand/sit from others. The entire establishment would be contaminated from people who get sexual favors going in and out of it. It wouldn't even be safe to touch the handle on the front door.

Jennz6 · Answer

No, I don’t agree because we get regular blood 🩸 tests to determine if we have anything that could be transmitted. 💃💯

kellytheman · Answer

Well I feel most strip clubs are actually clean and safe and you can’t really get a STD unless there some actual sex going on. Also most of the girls are probably clean also so they probably don’t have a STD unless maybe they are also a hooker but most strippers don’t do that anymore.

Juxtapose · Answer

They're not going to catch a disease unless they raw dog a stripper. Most strippers won't fuck you and the ones that will, will need a lot of money. $200+

AngryCarl · Answer

No, that's idiotic. You can't get an STD without having sex. There are good reasons for avoiding strip clubs but that ain't one of them.

shortster · Answer

Is he going to a strip club or a brothel? Also if it is a brothel, he is actually less likely to get an STD. They are a bit more cautious about STDs than the regular public.