A smart guy told me he would never go to a strip club, because he doesn't want to catch a sexually transmitted disease. Do you agree with him?

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Don't you think you would be fairly safe if you exercised proper social distancing?

I miss having Fauci guiding us through the crazy world of science.

My reply to the original question was that you and the fellas shouldn't leave your gals at home when you go to the strip club. That's a rookie mistake. Let her get gussied up, and bring her with you. She might just surprise the shit out of you. The first time we went, I shelled out the coin to buy him a lap dance. I loved the panicked look on his face when she shoved those sweater puppies in his face. LOL

Fellas, it doesn't matter where you get your appetite, just as long as you come home for dinner.

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I'll even visit brothels 😊