Attention: Women Do NOT Want Dick Pics!

Warning: if you're under 18, don't read this and go home to your mommy and watch cartoons. Thank you!

ATTENTION: WOMEN DO NOT WANT DICK PICS.

Hey, Guys! What's up? Your penis?
Ha! Ha! Ha! Okay, all jokes aside! Let's have a serious talk about dick pics! Here's the truth: MOST WOMEN DON’T WANT TO SEE A PICTURE OF YOUR FLOPPY DICK! Okay guys we get it, you love porn. You guys love getting sexy photos us. But Please guys, use your brain. The other one. WOMEN ARE NOT MEN. I know there are some women out there who like penis pictures, but the thing is that they like the idea that a guy she is turned on by is turned on by her. In other words, she has to like the guy the penis is attached to. A disembodied penis is not sexy.

Attention: Women Do NOT Want Dick Pics!

You're ready to sex it up with the person your texting wth? Just ask. The most repellant part of receiving unsolicited dick pics is the "unsolicited" part. Getting an explicit photo you didn't ask for isn't just shocking and disgusting. Not sure if the woman you're texting feels that way? Ask. For the love of God, ask. You may be asking, how can you be sure? It's so simple. When a girl you know, like, and trust asks for a picture of your penis, you’ll know it’s time to get out your camera, but in the meantime, put your camera down and your penis away. And please, tell your friends and make this go viral. Spread the word; spread it like genital warts.

So ladies tell me, do you like dick pics? Have you ever received dick pics? How did you react to it?

And guys, have you ever sent pictures of your junk to strangers online?

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  • I disagree, I love dick pics.
    I've received many, 80% of them were sent with my consent.
    my reaction is always good, if I didn't ask for it, I just ignore it, what is a dick pic going to do? fuck me virtually?

    sorry girls, I might look like a bitch with this, but just ignore it, no need to bitch about it.

    • You are in violation! The asker stated that if you are under 18, you are not to read! So for your punishment, you are going to receive all kinds of dikc pics. No, wait. you would love that! Forget that. Actuially, I imagine that once you turn 18, you will be in some kind of heaven with all the pics you will be sent. lol

    • @Red_Arrow my age doesn't stop many people, believe me. since I'm always open about this, my message section stays the same and guys are polite enough to text me some stuff before sending their dicks maybe I've received like 5 dick pics without my consent

    • Actually, on here I am not surprised. Some of the comments guys over 30, even over 40, make to gals under 16 in the How do I Look topic are really gross. !8 is like a magic age. I am even extra careful in things I say to an under 18 year old on here, even when it should be obvious that the things said are not for sexual purposes. I have sent (and received) naked photos on here (consensually), and I believe that even if on of the parties is under 18 it is not necessarily underage porn, but I am not about to test the laws. Amazed at the numbers who do.

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  • Even if you send pics or you don't, you want your member looking fantastic. So make sure to shower regularly, trim down there, and use Man1 Man Oil to help hydrate, smooth, soften and help alleviate any razor burn down there. Cheers.

  • I've found that people sending me unsolicited dick pics in a situation where I can usually expect to potentially see dick pics comes from that person wanting me to tell them that i find them sexually attractive. It's jarring sometimes, because we'll be having a normal conversation and then it's like "BAM, DICKPIC!" In a non-text-based conversation, the same thing would look like this:

    me: So, I really like watching Archer and Pam is my favorite character.
    them: hahahaha so funny, would you fuck me?
    me: I beg your pardon?
    them: I want to fuck you because you produce a state of arousal in me, and I want to know that you feel the same way!
    me: but... we were... just talking about TV shows just now...
    them: *skulks away, which is the verbal equivalent of not responding to text messages*

    If I was not expecting dick pics but was enjoying the conversation, I just keep going and don't acknowledge the penis. If I want it, I'm like "Yeah, bro, nice dong. Let's make plans for you to house that in my batcave."

    If the penis keeps coming up (no pun intended) and I am not interested, I pull a fade and don't bother with the conversation anymore.

    I have, however, used cock shots in the past to figure out whether or not I wanted to have sex with someone based on whether or not I thought that they were clean.

    • Women are not into dicks.

    • Or like that same thing, but unzipping their pants and pulling it out first. Pretty bizarre haha.

    • dumb girl blocked me or something and still replying lol i can't see what se is writing. She assumes that i have no female friends irl hahaha actually most of my friends are women.

  • No, @Clarisa_ I do NOT Find this Hot.. I have had this Done to me many times in my Life.. I wasn't aware I was his Girlfriend or Wife.
    Recently, On Gag, I had to sadly Block a Gagger who decided to Get Brave one day and Send me a Huge "Dick Pix" on my own celly.
    Good luck and Great "My Take" and Congrats on being Editor. xx

    • "Pig" is all I sent and then with Unblocking and Reblocking him to Comment on the MHO He had Given to me for For "Meeting up for the First time," I told him "No thanks." He has since then resent even More Closeups that I disregard and Discard on my celly, and I am sorry now we even exchanged numbers.. I now have his Number. xx

  • Do you understand exactly how grateful I would be if I just got random pictures of pussies? Oh, that would be great. Stop being so ungrateful for the time and effort these guys put in to take out their phone, actually get their dick hard, then go to the courtesy of sending you a picture of their most private area. Shameless. Absolutely shameless. HAVE YOU NO SHAME? media.giphy.com/media/P7sbeJws0E9O0/giphy.gif

    I'm sorry guys. She doesn't mean it.

  • i totally agree, i think men should at least ask before they just go ahead and send something like that. it's happened to me a number of times and it's just the trashiest thing ever.

    good message, but just a side note. starting out by telling under 18's to "go home to your mommy and watch cartoons" isn't very nice. they should be respected as this is not an adult site.

  • Dude, who cares? Block the person? Why be petty and resort to criticizing a mans genitals? You women start crying when men talk about those 15+ added pounds some of you have. If you won't like a man complaining your body + genititals, don't do it to other people or else you just look like a hypocrite.

  • I have never taken a picture of myself naked in any way. If a woman wants to see me naked, she can do that in person. . . and she can reciprocate for me!

  • Just wanna point out, the guy in the picture in the text convo above looks like EVERY DOUCHE WHO HAS EVER SENT AN UNSOLICITED DICK PIC EVER lol

  • Once you really got into it, you were right. About most gals not wanting dick pics, and specifically most gals not wanting unsolicited dick pics. But the title as it was was generalizing and so therefor was not correct.

    What I have never figured is why do women copy and paste the links that guys send them on here. Because that is the only way to send pics on the PM system here.

    Have I ever sent? Yes, but they were requested.

  • Never been sent a dick picture. Though if a guy did that I would be creeped out. Unless it's my boyfriend then I don't mind at all. ^^

  • Even thought I'm not 18 or over I'm a girl who gets asked my loads of guys for them to send pics of their dick to me, and I hat having pics sent to me of their dicks it just pisses me of

  • Yes. All of this is just yes.

  • Thank you for this. I have been receiving unwanted dick pictures by men from various countries lol. I mean I don't hate dicks but if you aren't sure whether I am interested in you or no, please figure out that first!

  • I have never sent one that was not asked for. I thought since women are not visual, none would want one or ask for one. Wow was I wrong. All the women I have dated that I have slept with, have asked me for a dick pic. They asked me, I did not hint at it or ask if I could send it. I did not ask them for any nude pictures, they sent them to me. The rule I have is my face never goes in the picture. but of course I am happy to send them. It is a turn on to know they want it.

  • I've always wondered do transgender women send their boyfriends/girlfriends dick picks. Or do trans men send their boyfriends/girlfriends vagina pic.

  • If I had a huge fat monster dong I certainly would have. But not unsolicited.

  • I'm a guy and i'v received dick pics from other guys who for some reason think i'm a girl... i don't even know why... anyways you made me sad... why do you have to assume we all like "cartoons"... with all due respect... I don't like you lady...

  • OMG Clarisa, THANK YOU haha!
    "A disembodied penis is not sexy."<<<<<This haha x'D

    • You're welcome gorgeous!! Ahah I know xD

    • Ouch what a pair of watermelons lol XD

  • I want a dick pic from my boyfriend tbh.

    • do u have a boyfriend

    • @koksss yeah

    • did he send u his dick pic :)

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