Attention: Women Do NOT Want Dick Pics!

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ATTENTION: WOMEN DO NOT WANT DICK PICS.

Hey, Guys! What's up? Your penis?
Ha! Ha! Ha! Okay, all jokes aside! Let's have a serious talk about dick pics! Here's the truth: MOST WOMEN DON’T WANT TO SEE A PICTURE OF YOUR FLOPPY DICK! Okay guys we get it, you love porn. You guys love getting sexy photos us. But Please guys, use your brain. The other one. WOMEN ARE NOT MEN. I know there are some women out there who like penis pictures, but the thing is that they like the idea that a guy she is turned on by is turned on by her. In other words, she has to like the guy the penis is attached to. A disembodied penis is not sexy.

Attention: Women Do NOT Want Dick Pics!

You're ready to sex it up with the person your texting wth? Just ask. The most repellant part of receiving unsolicited dick pics is the "unsolicited" part. Getting an explicit photo you didn't ask for isn't just shocking and disgusting. Not sure if the woman you're texting feels that way? Ask. For the love of God, ask. You may be asking, how can you be sure? It's so simple. When a girl you know, like, and trust asks for a picture of your penis, you’ll know it’s time to get out your camera, but in the meantime, put your camera down and your penis away. And please, tell your friends and make this go viral. Spread the word; spread it like genital warts.

So ladies tell me, do you like dick pics? Have you ever received dick pics? How did you react to it?

And guys, have you ever sent pictures of your junk to strangers online?

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  • I didn't know u could send pics through messages here

  • I have but never just a limp dick pics. The girls who have requested them like to see at minimum a hard on. More frequently, they like short videos of me masturbating and most of all they've requested the money shot. ie, mid-ejaculation as cum is still spurting

    I've never sent a woman a limp dick pic as I know there is no interest. The only pics I've sent are to those who have requested them so I assume they enjoy them since I've received requests for more after sending a batch. I love your analogy to a "hot cheeto with powder licked off.
    I've never sent one unsolicited and I haven't encouraged them to ask. They will usually start by sending me photos/videos of their own before I respond

  • Ever wonder why we do it? It works. A big percentage of the time. Why do we care what the odd lesbian/insecure/bitch wants to blab about. I spent zero time in the friend zone, and if you say no, I move on to the next. And laugh along the way.

  • Yes indeed very low class to send them to people. I wouldn't even send one to someone I knew. I think the reason they do it is for that reason. They just love themselves and don't care about the woman.

  • Totally agree with you. I have had to block a few that just didn't understand what no thanks meant.

  • I put my sex clips on fetlife?

    • But you expect that kind of thing on sites like that. Uploading dick pics on Fetlife is far different from sending them to random girls over Snapchat or something.

    • @musicbrain5 true. But it's an interesting thing. I went on adult friend finder and that's dic pic central. So I followed the golden rule of trying to stand out from other men by not putting any dick pics. And it worked. Got two girls from that. But the other interesting thing is that when women don't want this, then I think our dicks are not attractive or hot. If I see any naked female anatomy, it's instant turn on. Doesn't seem that way with women. Even more interesting, is that it feels fetlife is the only place where people can be open sexually, which is pretty sad.

    • Men seem to be more visual than women, so many don't understand why we don't want to see their dick randomly.

  • I agree with the author. Women and men are different. This is so crucial to acknowledge. Unsolicited is unsolicited. It's pretty stupid to just send your private parts to people. Just don't do it. What if a girl you don't like send you her vagina? Gross right? That's prolly how girls feel about unwanted pics of dick.

  • I have sent a few dick pics in my day, but never unsolicited and only after I've had the girls good sent to me, I like to get off to fresh nude pics made just for me, so I like to sext girls who like to see how hard they make you. The key here is knowing your sext partner wants it. I have had girls who did get off on sending me pics to use, they however got nothing out of pics sent to them so I never did. All depends on the lady, just need to ask.

  • Dear men, pictures of your penis do not turn me on... Pictures noneffective...

  • I've always said, Someone sends you a dick pic
    You send back an extremely graphic picture of a severed penis.

  • So you are saying I should begin conversation with " Hey ma'am , would you mind taking a look at my dick?"
    And then send her a dick pic?

  • We are trying to be sweet and they say just bad things to us : (
    Face or penis... they both are just meat ! Jesus Christ.

    Blue hair works really cool. Is there a color you have not try it yet?

  • Okay the start was incredibly and randomly rude, also you sound really immature and uneducated. I don't like getting dick picks as much as any other girl, but seriously, calm down.

  • Because men (WE) want vagina pictures, totally explicit and rude. We want to get them randomly, without asking. This is what we like. And we found no way to make this happen. So men are hopelessly trying to make it happen this way - they start behaving like this hoping you will join. It is not going to happen, but believe or not, many men don´t know that. They do it (same as rapes, stalking etc.) because of lack of sexual attention. Why men think girl would like to be raped (yes many really think that)? Because they would like to be raped (by a girl). So what we do is usually what we want YOU to do, but you are not doing it, so we try harder. I am sorry for all men who do such things because they are sad and unsatisfied. Maybe 5% of them are creepy dicks who have enough sex and do such things anyway. But 95% are guys who don´t recieve what they need.

  • I never have and never will send a dick pic. Guys who do are just sad.

  • I have not sent a picture of my "dick" to anyone. That's just retarded and ridiculous.

  • That's right. Stop sending dick pics, send muscle pics, that's more enticing to ladies.
    Or better yet, face pics. I think they like that. lol.

  • Well and don't send those to us men either we don't want them anymore than you do lol.

  • OP is basically ASKING for a dick pic right now. Bombs away, boys.

    • She really is. Oh well. There has to be a martyr.

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