Do you Masturbate in the (stand up) Shower?

Do you Masturbate in the (stand up) Shower?


My personal guess is that this is more of a guy thing, although surely some girls do it too.

I live with all guys. So this just a hypothesis. But I think it's pretty solid.

Do you "DO YOU" ... in the shower? Standing?

I'm a guy - quite often
Vote A
I'm a guy - sometimes
Vote B
I'm a guy - very rarely (or never)
Vote C
I'm a girl - hell yes
Vote D
I'm a girl - not often
Vote E
I'm a girl - I can't do it standing up really
Vote F
I don't masturbate (liar)
Vote G
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  • Yes I've done it before.

    However I'm more likely to masturbate in the bathtub. :)

  • Yeah, I do that sometimes. Usually after I've shaved my balls and the hair at the base of my penis. And by the time I've done that I'm usually hard. And with a hand held shower head you can just wash the cum down the drain.

  • I don't maturbate on the shower usually, it is very rare for me to do so.

  • No because the "evidence" of "self pleasure" doesn't completely go into the drain. Some of the "fluid" stays stuck on the drain, so when my mom cleans the bathroom, she'll know that I had some "fun" in the shower.

    • so true

  • I try often but normally twist and ankle before I cum

  • Yeah I do haha plus the shower head can be useful haha

    • How does it feel?

  • When I masturbate in the shower I normally jack off with my left hand and pinch and play with my nipples with my other hand.

  • Yes i do that often in the shower.

  • Sometimes I do it in the shower.

  • No, can't watch porn in the shower..

  • It's funny to do and a showerhead is awesome

  • Not really, it's much easier to do it laid down

  • Yes I do in shower standing. But not every time. Most the time Im in bed. And spend hours edging my self. Other times I am standing in my room or other places.

    • Haha 'Other places' Sounds ominous!

    • @SLT93 lol maybe. No just kidding. I wouldn't do it anywhere unlawful, or where others would be offended. But nithing wrong with the living room. When home alone. 😆

  • Honestly... yes. It's bomb

  • Ew... no. Although, I guess it technically can't be that gross given that I piss in the shower 😂

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07So_lJQyqw


    That's just gross, the shower is where you clean yourself. It's also inconsiderate to other people who might also use the shower.

    But then again, some people are gross...

    • LOL, which is why my hypothesis is that it's more of a guy thing... as most of them aren't known for their cleanliness past their own personal hygiene. Not my age or younger anyway.

    • Kind of depends on who you're on about. I mean some people make it a point to stay clean like Muslims and Japanese people for example. At least the ones I know.

    • well I grew up with brothers. And now I live with college guys. They clean themselves just fine, anything else... not so much.

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  • Sometimes I do, using the shower head of course

  • No, let's just say that doing it standing up is a challenge...

    • Women do better in laying down.

    • @Robin48 I certainly do, but I can't speak for ALL women.

    • Most female it is a challenge. That why they do it laying down. There are surveys out there about this issues.

  • Yes, did that exactly today - Masturbated while standing up

  • I sit down in the shower and do it☺️

    • haha no way I could do that LOLOLOL

    • Ikr it's like an unspoken commandment. Like next to reusing coffee grounds and putting Christmas decor up before thanksgiving😂

    • What do you use?

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