"Epic Advertising Fails" Product Bloopers And Blunders Part I

Brainsbeforebeauty Editor

They have TV Show bloopers and blunders, News Anchor bloopers and blunders. So I thought there should be a product name bloopers and blunders. This content is meant for entertainment only, so must have a sense of humor to proceed. 🙂

The first category is food and beverages:

Hmmm🤔 what catchy slogan should we use to get people to buy our product? How bout:

"Vegetarians might not"eat" meat but they can still "swallow balls".

Get your Nut Kiss today 💋 — **Get your "Nut Kiss" today 💋**

"Why have an ordinary kiss, when you can have a Nut Kiss? Satisfy your craving and try a Nut Kiss today."

"Make your mouth happy with a hard Dick Stick treat today. It'll be the best Dick Stick you've ever had, so wrap your lips around our tasty Dick Sticks.

Just like Grandmas — Just like Grandma's

"Tastes just the way you remember Grandma. If you don't believe it just ask Grandpa"😂

Best Vergina youll ever taste — **Best Vergina you'll ever taste**

"Drink it slow and savor every sip of this great tasting Vergina".

Woman in bar: " Bartender my Vergina is flat, I need a fresh one"😂

" Never worry about limp soggy noodles again. If you like your noodles more firm, try fagottini noodles today."

"A snack your kids will love, only they may want to play with them first"

Frustrated mother: "Johnny, stop playing with your Dingle Berries and just eat them already".

"To satisfy your crack craving. It's the best crack on the market today"

I hope you enjoyed this product bloopers and blunders. Stay tuned for more to cum. 🙂

Thanks for reading ♥️

"Brainsbeforebeauty"😘

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Most Helpful Guy

humanearth Master
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Enjoy some old newspaper adds. One of these is actually mine from old newspaper I had sitting in the attic. You job is to guess which one is mine. Have fun becAuse I think it will be hard to find it.
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  media.ebaumsworld.com/.../912246.jpeg
- humanearth
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  There that was fun. Enjoy
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Hilarious 😂I can't guess which is yours lol
- humanearth
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  Well I give you a hint. It has to do with a car.
- humanearth
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  Every hear a car speaking Spanish
- humanearth
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  Well maybe todays cars do
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😂😂😁 lol just posted part 2
- humanearth
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  Sure be right there as soon as I finish my Victoria's Secret 100 dollar free shopping spree question and I'll be right there.
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😂😂😂 well now there's a 2 and a 3😁

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Daniela1982 Master
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I've got a few.
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- Daniela1982
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  I guess a shrimp flavored crack is better than a tuna flavored one.
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Tuna flavored one 😂😂😂

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laurieluvsit Master
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That was too funny!

... LOVED IT!
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Lol thanks more to cum later 😁
- laurieluvsit
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  Looking forward to it!! :)
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Just posted part 2. Said it was cumming😂😂
Lliam Master
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Shrimp flavored crack? HAAAAHAHAHAHA!
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Sounds tasty high🤔😁😂
sensogal Xper 6
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😂😂 Couldn't stop laughing. Thanks!
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😂😂 there's a part 2 posted and part 3 cumming soon 😁😂
- sensogal
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  Cool. Looking forward to it hehe
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Parts 2 and 3 now available 😁
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- sensogal
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  I'll check them out hehe
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Lol yes I'm bored or going crazy 🤪🤪
- sensogal
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  I hear you! We can go crazy together 😆🥴
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Lol right. They forgot to mention that. The lockdown making people Corona crazy 🤪🤪
- sensogal
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  Yeah making me crazy for corona beers or any alcohol 😂
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Oh damn, you don't have any? I might be sipping on little whiskey now 🤔🤪😂
- sensogal
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  So am I, on rum and Coke hahaha. Cheers my friend 🍷
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  🥂 cheers... And rum and coke was my drink back in the day but for one bad night lmao ain't really drank much of that since 😂😂 but it was bartenders fault free drinks last 2-3 all rum, no Coke lol
- sensogal
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  Lol wow that's a great bartender!
DeeDeeDeVour Master
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Hahahahaha ! ! !

Meanwhile, Trump eats here. . .
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Ha ha ha hilarious 😂😂😂 check out part 2 and 3 both posted now
arabgoddess Yoda
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Sooo funnyyyyy 😍 😍 😍 loved it!!
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Thanks ♥️♥️🤗🤗
TadCurious Master
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No one can read this and not laugh.
🤪
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  That what it's about.. Sharing laughs
Avicenna Master
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Great compilation. The Chevy Nova in the Hispanophone world also comes to mind.

I also once saw an Austrian magazine named "AssCompact"
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- Avicenna
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  "Dick" means thick in German, by the way
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😂😂 that's funny. There's more to come lol
TCredo Yoda
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lol... too funny Toots! Awesome sauce for this!

As I have a feed full of these I shall defer my add on comments until I am fully caught up :)
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R3DthatDude Yoda
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I’ve seen on YouTube a blooper where the news woman was playing with herself off camera and then the camera panned over to her lol🤣 she had that oh shit face and pushed her dress down quick
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Omg really 😂😂😂 if you liked this take. Check out part 2 just posted 🙂
worldscolide Master
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Oh goodness. Where I'm from we have "happy hooker towing"
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😂😂😂ha ha ha that's funny lmao Just posted part 2
Aakash_Hangargi Guru
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Tastes like grandma 😂😂
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😂😂 there's now 4 takes in all 😁
- Aakash_Hangargi
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  But I liked these 2 the best😂😂
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Lol thanks 🙂
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- Aakash_Hangargi
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  Done mission completed😂😂👍
- Aakash_Hangargi
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  Well that was a joy ride
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  'ride" 😂😂😂
- Aakash_Hangargi
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  First two were awesome like simple but way funnier😂😂
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Thanks 🙂
SAMI_DABBAB Explorer
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Fagottini 😂
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😂😂 if you liked the first one lol check out part 2 just posted
- SAMI_DABBAB
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  Definitely 😂
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😂 oh and part 3😂
Jamie05rhs Master
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Apparently the "Tastes Like Grandma" brand comes from Virginia! I need to find out where this is sold.
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😂😂 takes 2 and 3 now available 😁
Kezzz Xper 7
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Hillarious!
Loved every single one. Thanks for sharing this fun this with us❤️
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Welcome 😊 and thanks ♥️
Deathraider Guru
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Now I’m really curious why they even named it like that. Both shrimp flavored crack and crack flavored shrimp sounds terrible.
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  But might taste good.. But confused? Do you smoke it or eat it 😂😂😂
LEADFOOTboi Yoda
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25 to life for movin shrimp flavored by the kilo...
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😂😂😂
COMMODOREII Master
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😂😂 I like my Dingle Bearies!! 😜
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😂😂😂 takes 2 and 3 now available 😁
- COMMODOREII
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  Wait? What? 😮😮
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Ha you weren't quick enough lol there's now takes 1,2,3,&4😁😂
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- COMMODOREII
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  I see them now. Lol
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  👁️👁️😁
KrakenAttackin Guru
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Ha! Excellent post!
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  🙂 thanks, there's 8 total=2 bout products, 2 bout business name,2 bout slogan fails, and 2 bout book titles 😁
alance99 Guru
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Nice mytake 🤣🤣🤗🤗
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😁 thank you 🤗
esotericstory Guru
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Okay these are good.
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Thanks lol just posted part 2😁
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