Great British Food Part Two. Faggots.

NOTE TO THE MODS. THIS MYTAKE IS ABOUT THE British FOOD CALLED FAGGOTS SO IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU DIDN'T BAN IT WHEN GAGS NAUGHTY WORD ALARM GOES OFF. THANKS.

Relax its only meatballs
Relax it's only meatballs

Welcome to the second of a short light-hearted look at British food. I'll be doing classic dishes from around the UK that people actually do eat. This week we look at faggots.

WHAT IS IT?

Raw faggots ready for cooking
Raw faggots ready for cooking

Faggots are a type of meatball made of pork and pigs liver and sometimes other bits of offal like heart mixed with breadcrumbs onion and herbs. Lamb or venison is occasionally used but belly pork a pork shoulder is far more common. The balls are wrapped in caul, that net-looking fatty membrane that bags up your organs.

A faggot about to be wrapped in caul
A faggot about to be wrapped in caul

If you are not a fan of liver check out the french crépinette as an alternative.

They are traditionally served with mashed potato, peas, and gravy.

The green things are peas
The green things are peas

MEANING OF NAME

The word comes from the vulgar Latin word "fagus " meaning a bundle of sticks. This is also the root of the Italian faggato, the old french fagot, and of course the welsh ffagadau. Since faggots have been used by the church throughout history to burn those who fell from faith some argue this is the source of the gay connection.

Faggots being used to burn heretics
Faggots being used to burn heretics
A huge faggot being pushed into a fire. A tradition in Wiltshire.
A huge faggot being pushed into a fire. A tradition in Wiltshire.

HISTORY

Thought to have arisen in the 1700s the first mention in print was in the Manchester Courier and Lancashire General Advertiser of Saturday 3 June 1843, a news report of a gluttonous man who ate twelve of them.

What no mash and peas?
What no mash and peas?

CULTURAL SIGNIFICANCE AND POPULARITY

Faggots are most popular in the west midlands, the southwest, particularly Wiltshire, and in south Wales where they were introduced by English immigrants during the industrial revolution.

I wonder what this shop sells
I wonder what this shop sells

There are a few large brand names of which Brain's faggots are the most common in supermarkets. Most decent butchers in the areas mentioned will make their own and always claim their recipe is the best. Very few people make their own since you can buy good ones fairly cheaply.

A faggot cafe in a market
A faggot cafe in a market

Britain, of course, is known for its fish & chip shops but many don't know they also serve faggots, mash, and mushy peas.

Takeaway faggots chips and mushy peas
Takeaway faggots chips and mushy peas
Faggots from the chippy
Faggots from the chippy
Hungry yet
Hungry yet

The word faggot often causes problems when advertising online or discussing faggots on social media. It's not hard to find outraged people in the press who've been banned for hate speech.

Must have been a slow news day
Must have been a slow news day
When Fanny is British slang for vagina you really dont need faggot hassle
When Fanny is British slang for vagina you really don't need faggot hassle
Even large brands fall foul of social media regs
Even large brands fall foul of social media regs

Anyone who reads music will remember being taught in school that "Every Good Boy Deserves Faggots.

Do you deserve faggots?
Do you deserve faggots?

GOOD V BAD DISHES

Faggots were invented to make use of the less desirable cuts but butchers tend to trim carefully to avoid the grisly and nasty bits. Mass-produced ones tend to be made by chucking everything in a chopper so expect to find a few unpleasant surprises.

Not much mash, must be on a diet
Not much mash, must be on a diet

POPPY'S OPINION

Outside the faggot zone of Wales and West England most people's experience is with frozen brands and this contributes to their bad reputation. Even within this area not every café will source decent faggots and will buy in low-quality ones. Faggots are very hit-and-miss and I can't say they're a great favourite of mine but I will eat them.

Faggots never really caught on outside of their heartland. Perhaps this is down to them been seen as a working-class meal or even their unfortunate name. Given that most countries have a local meatball of their own it's hard to imagine that ever-changing.

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  • All of our family absolutely love them, and fortunately we still have my beloved late Grandmother's recipe for making our own.

    With time sometimes against us, we do succumb to purchasing our local butchers, which do take a good second place to ours.

    Sadly as you quite rightly mentioned @Purplepoppy they are very few and far between on the majority of both cafes and restaurant menu's.

    • Thank you for the MHO.

  • I'm just gonna smile everytime I hear a child say "You're a faggot, bro!" over ps4 just because I'm better at sniping than him. Knowing he's just a kid... whos' mad... and faggots are more than just burning things, actually can be delicous food. :P

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  • Huh. I have never heard of those. Thanks for the interesting history about them.

    Despite how most people would never try them, given what they're made of, when they're good I bet they're actually quite tasty. I actually like beef liver and onions with mashed potatoes and gravy (not often though), as well as pork liverwurst during holidays (served with crackers and other hors d'oeuvres), so I'd be more than willing to try them and would probably enjoy the good ones. I'd prefer whole peas though. There's already a mushy texture with the mashed potatoes, so I'd prefer them whole. Very cool though! One more culinary thing to add to the list for whenever I finally go to visit my friend in the Midlands!

  • I do know what they are, maybe have them with some Spotted Dick for dessert, lol?

  • I think it looks good. But it might not be a kind of meatball I'd eat. I've eaten turkey, chicken, fish, and plant-based meatballs though.

  • Something ironic about a meatball dish with that name 😂

  • Women looooooooove them some faggots, for sure! 😍
    Every Good Bitch Deserves Faggots.

    Poppy: "Faggots are very hit-and-miss and I can't say they're a favourite of mine, but I WILL eat them!"
    Poppy: "Faggots are very hit-and-miss and I can't say they're a favourite of mine, but I WILL eat them!"
    "As a bundle, we form a mighty faggot!"
    "As a bundle, we form a mighty faggot!"
  • Sexuality? I guess eating meatballs is sexual.

  • Just for your info, the word "fag" is British slang for "cigarette." As in "Light up a fag." Who would understand it that way today?

  • I'm a Yank so I've never heard of them or seen them. They look wonderful and one more reason to visit Wales. 😊

  • Interesting. British cuisines don't belong to finest ones but those meat balls look at least edible

  • Love this and learned something new! Thank you! This is AWESOME!

  • That's disgusting, dude.

    The only reason to eat that is if it's 1940 and you're being rationed. Even still, I'd rather go hungry.

  • Looks great with mashed potatoes and peas. It honestly isn't much different from Swedish meatballs, or our American salisbury steaks, just in ball form. But once you throw in the french fries and put gravy on them it looks pretty gross lol. Kinda like that poutine thing in Canada that I can't get into.

    And I think burning people alive on a stake is much worse than being gay by the way.

  • I spent quite a bit of time in England several years ago, which is where I first heard about faggots. They're actually quite good.

  • Well, NO, "Purple" the notes on the G clef as it is called are Every Good Boy Does Fine,

    Someone needs to correct your music instructor!!! Deserves Faggots... INDEED!! That must be another "Popppyism"

    • P. S. BTY it must have take hours to put this together?

  • Actually looks pretty damn good

    Don't worry poppy, not flagging it lol I actually read posts first xD

  • One thing I miss most living ten thousand miles from home is British food. Chip shop curry sauce, naturally, but especially a good meaty faggot. When desperate I even used to buy Mr Brain's if my local butcher didn't have stock.

    Tasty with mash, but I prefer with chips to be honest. That's probably just me though.

  • You can keep them.

  • Torturing someone to death with faggots is such laziness. The ancient Greeks would have created a bronze sculpture in which to stuff the criminals.

    • More alarming, they Greeks whom you trust claim to torture suicidal volunteers without verifying their pronoun first. This is extremely dangerous to our cuckocracy.

    • @pers0n The sharing of fake news has become all too common on social media. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaDdye1Haw4

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  • very interesting. I never had any desire to go to Europe but maybe I would go to England. It sounds interesting.

  • Holy crap, i thought it was cigarettes.. Not awesome looking food!!

    • That’s fags!

    • Ah ok

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