How do you get a guy to notice your bum?

[Anonymous]

There's this guy at school who I really like and I think he likes me and I want to get him to notice my bum without saying anything. How do I go about doing this?

[Anonymous]

He already *has* noticed it. But if you mean NOTICE it, walk in front of him, look back over your shoulder, arch your back, put your hand on your hip and say, "It's just had a fresh mineral soak. What do you think?" Then wink at him.

[Asker]

Lol but I don't wanna say that it sounds weird

[Opinion Owner]

Well, I may have said that just to get an Lol out of you. I don't think you'd really need to say anything at all. Do all the rest and let your bum speak for itself. (Just not literally.)

[Asker]

What if I play with it?

[Opinion Owner]

What exactly do you mean by that?

[Asker]

Will he notice if I play with my bum in front of him?

[Opinion Owner]

What do you mean by "play"?

[Asker]

Also how can I get him to slap it?

[Opinion Owner]

Have him study percussion under this guy:

https://youtu.be/8j7Ozy7y8I8

[Opinion Owner]

Seriously, it's hard to push this much further with an under 18 user. I think I've already given you an audacious suggestion that will hopefully get the results you're hoping for. :-)

[Asker]

I'm 17