How to be Sexually Desirable to the Opposite Sex in 2017 - A Practical Guide for Both Sexes

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How to be Sexually Desirable to the Opposite Sex in 2017 - A Practical Guide for Both Sexes

Next to each point I have added how these traits can be achieved. "g" stands for genetics and unfortunately implies you either have this or you don't.

How to be Sexually Desirable to Women:

Be 6'0"+ (g, or horrific limb lengthening surgery/shoe lifts)
Have olive-dark complexion (g)
Have clear skin (g, acne regime is too obvious and destroys skin)
Have protruding, wide and high cheekbones (g)
Have strong, forward growing midface (g, $20k+ surgery)
Have strong lower third (strong jaw and protruding chin) (g, $15k+ surgery)
Have good philtrum-nose ratio (g)
Have strong protruding brow ridge (g)
Have proportionate, masculine but not too large nose (surgery)
Have dark, hunter, thick but not too thick, straight but not too straight eyebrows (g)
Have hooded, green or blue eyes (g)
Have positive canthal tilt (g)
Have straight, NW1 hairline with thick hair (surgery)
Have ability to grow thick, even facial hair and to look good with or without it (g)
Have medium sized, slightly wide forehead (g)
Have robust skull (g)
Have solid, wide intimidating frame (g)
Have large hands, thick wrists, thick neck (g)
Have aesthetically proportionate muscle insertions (g)
Have less than 15% bodyfat (gym)
Have lean but muscular physique (gym, weight training)
Have 7+ inch penis (g, possible surgery)
Be unanimously desirable to all other women

How to be Sexually Desirable to Men:

Have a vagina
Breathe

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Most Helpful Guy

Giacomanzo Xper 7
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Dude, I'm sexually frustrated as well, but chill.
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Most Helpful Girl

kaylaS91 Influencer
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- kaylaS91
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  * https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/32502643.jpg
- myTake Owner
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  You are right, but I will never get a hug from a girl because I don't fit into these standards.
- kaylaS91
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  Standards that exist only in your head. In reality, you're not willing to actually try and possibly get rejected (like everyone else) so these 'standards' are a classic example of your shifting the blame onto anyone but yourself.
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- myTake Owner
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  You are not right, I blame myself every day for not being a hot guy.
- kaylaS91
  +1 y
  exactly. You're doing it to yourself.
- myTake Owner
  +1 y
  My dating life is non-existent because of this. I am sure this has nothing to do with my confidence,
- kaylaS91
  +1 y
  ... you see no connection between your thinking that things would magically be 'better' if you somehow met all these ideals you've conjured up, and the fact that you're incredibly self-conscious?
- myTake Owner
  +1 y
  I see hot guys get all girls easily without doing anything, while average guys like me have to chase girls and entertain them just to get an average girl.
- kaylaS91
  +1 y
  ... you have to chase girls, you say? How do you 'chase' them?
- myTake Owner
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  I mean I have to approach them first and then entertain them by initiating convos. They will never initiate a conversation of their own with me unless they want something.
- kaylaS91
  +1 y
  alright so i guess they're no different than you.
- myTake Owner
  +1 y
  What do you mean?
- kaylaS91
  +1 y
  they approach you only if they want something just like you approach them only if you want something.

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btbc92 Master
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Are you kidding me? Please tell me this is Satire? Nobody is going to take you seriously, no offense. You can be all of this, and I still wouldn't want you.

"Be 6'0"+" Sorry. I'm not attracted to men too tall than me.
Looks is meaningless to me.
"Be unanimously desirable to all other women" Nope. If I see a guy getting admired by so many women, I wouldn't bother with him. I would walk the opposite way. If his attention isn't on you, 9/10x he's a player.
"Have 7+ inch penis" Are you kidding me? Any guy who listens to this deceit is a fool. Some petite women can't handle that size. And size shouldn't have to matter in that aspect.

Glad I'm celibate. Any guy who thinks like this is crazy.
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- frozenhorizon
  +1 y
  It must be satire, lol
- Asad1ONE1
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  It's supposed to be a joke
yoshi_wanna_ask Yoda
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The picture is right, as a woman to look like that, you *do* need to eat nothing. Plus work out tons, plus watch everything you eat, plus all the beauty treatments (waxing, creams, makeup, tanning, hair tinting). Look, I could go on & be a cow & if all it takes to attract a kind, respectful gentleman is to have a vag & breathe I'm sorry I've been sorely mistaken. It takes a lot to be in the dating scene or part of a relationship, period. Something you'll learn about women too is, just because we say we like something, doesn't mean we require it. Humble guys who care about themselves & others are the most attractive ones out there.
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WarlandWriter Xper 6
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You don't even need to breathe for some men to want to have sex with you.
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samhradh_leannan Editor
+1 y
"Don't eat like a hippo" is a vast understatement for what it takes to look good as a woman... unless you have amazing genes, and that goes for both genders.
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tanyajackson Xper 4
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Can I please just have a normal guy?
I almost fell asleep half way through the list of crap.
I like a well hung brain, and a well hung personality.
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- Dude_91
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  is that really you? dm me lol
CarpX Xper 5
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If you want to be able to just go out on a given night and get laid, then your list may have some truth to it. If you're talking about actually meeting someone to have a relationship with, I would definitely say that women have to do more work than men.

You often see couples that make you think, "how did he get her." Then, you see that he's the super-confident, life-of-the-party type (despite not being most of the physical things on your list.) You rarely see the opposite occur.
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Draachen Xper 5
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Eat less? That's all? Do you think all women are naturally toned, hairless, have completely even skin, etc? Your post is extremely juvenile. Women need to work for their looks just as much as men.
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- Voidlife22
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  So fucking true bro im at the gym constantly and then I gotta adjust my diet and not get to eat certain things for acne purposes or right before my period no matter what I fucking am bloated and then im expected to look nice meanwhile I look like shit when I wake up
vishna Master
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There are guys as hot as fire without half of these traits :) and there are guys with all these traits who wouldn't be cute to some women-just bc people tick off or don't tick off a box, doesn't mean they will or will not find someone.
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fabulouspancakes Xper 6
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Uh... no. For women the list is more like:
Be tall but not too tall (g, or wear painful heels all the time)
Be thin but not too thin (gym)
Be fit but not too muscular (gym)
Have long, thick hair (g)
Have a symmetrical oval face (g) with large (but not too large) eyes (g), a small but defined Caucasian nose regardless of actual heritage (surgery), full but not too full lips (injections/surgery), and a delicate tapered chin (g, maybe surgery)
Have perfect, white teeth (orthodontia)
Have clear, glowing skin that is tanned if you're white or light if you're of any other ethnicity (mostly g)
Have large, round breasts that don't sag or have stretch marks and aren't fake (g)
Have a slim waist and flat stomach with slightly visible abs (mostly g)
Have a proportionally big but not too big, round butt (mostly g)
Have long, slim, toned arms and legs (mostly g)
Oh, and be happy and smiling all the time

Women don't spend thousands of dollars on beauty treatments for no reason.
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- fabulouspancakes
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  Oh I forgot to add: No body hair except maybe a small tuft of pubic hair, depending on preference Light-colored, tidy vulva with small pink labia (g, or surgery) Light-colored butthole (bleaching) ... because yes, all of this matters, apparently.
- ShortCircuit
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  I agree with everything except the 12th and 13th points. Getting a slim waist and flat stomach, and getting a big, toned butt is entirely possible for absolutely anyone with enough hard work in the gym. Genes may give you an advantage in the sense that you might not have to work as hard, but good genetics are not at all *needed* in this case.
- purplesparkle
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  @ShortCircuit No she's correct. What makes female butts bigger is fat distribution. Women with a flat butt can tone it, but it won't get much bigger. Not any bigger than what fit men usually have.
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- ShortCircuit
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  @purplesparkle Clearly you don't know anything about muscle hypertrophy. If you legitimately train for size, rather than "toning", you can and will get a butt bigger than a fat, natural booty - no matter how little fat you have.
- fabulouspancakes
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  @ShortCircuit No it's really not. Anyone can tone up and improve their appearance by working out, but bone structure and fat distribution play a huge part.
- ShortCircuit
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  I won't deny that. But what I'm saying is that those things are merely advantages that make attaining a nice figure easier. They aren't NEEDED. You can still train for muscle hypertrophy in order to make your glutes bigger, and in turn they will look just as good (or in most cases, even better) than girls who have naturally fuller butts.
- fabulouspancakes
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  @ShortCircuit I don't know, most fitness models you see have slim hourglass or inverted triangle figures to begin with, plus genetic ability to build more muscle. Most women don't have enough testosterone to build muscle like men can.
- ShortCircuit
  +1 y
  Testosterone? Again, an advantage, not a requirement. You seem to keep confusing the two.
- fabulouspancakes
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  @ShortCircuit No I get what you're saying. And I agree that anyone can improve with enough effort. I just don't think that every woman can achieve an ideal figure or anything close to it no matter how much she works out.
- ShortCircuit
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  Well, that's exactly what I believe - and that goes for guys too.
- KenM9215
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  I would just like to say that both of these list (while true to a degree for most people) are both ridiculous. We can thank the media for pushing these standards of beauty and attractiveness on BOTH genders.
- fabulouspancakes
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  @KenM9215 Oh yeah I agree. If these lists were true requirements, almost everyone would be single. Even a lot of actors and models don't check all the boxes. I was just showing how women have just as many "requirements" for attractiveness as men do.
- KenM9215
  +1 y
  fair enough lol. I only said it because often times people forget that BOTH men and women (at least in the hetero sense) have I would argue, the same amount of pressure on them, it's just slightly different from one another so either side thinks they have it worse because its not quite the same (even though it never will be). ... err if that makes sense lol. (my comment was also more for those who might read your comment as well, I ventured that you probably got this, but you were just trying to make a point :) ).
- Dude_91
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  'Have a slim waist and flat stomach with slightly visible abs (mostly g)'--you can definitely help this one out. a lot about diet and staying active.
- fabulouspancakes
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  @KenM9215 Yeah I think men and women face roughly the same amount of pressures in life. They're just in different areas. Women do have more pressure to look good. Although it's just as hard if not harder for guys to meet physical standards, people tend to care less what men look like. Being attractive is a huge advantage for men, but men are evaluated as whole people with appearance being only one of many facets. Women are judged first on appearance and picked apart. Even women do this to other women. Men, on the other hand, have greater pressure to earn money and be confident and not show any weakness. And yes, I was just making a point. :)
- fabulouspancakes
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  @Dude_91 I didn't say that couldn't be helped. That's why I said "mostly" genetics, not all. Obviously, a girl can lose a big gut by cutting calories and being more active. But I think many guys don't realize just how hard it is for most women to have a totally flat stomach and visible abs, or any other visible muscle tone. Our natural hormones make it much harder to build muscle and lose enough fat. For example, for a man 18-40 years old, 8-19% body fat is considered healthy. For a woman, that's 21-33%. I'm not saying it isn't possible, I just want men to realize that it takes roughly the same amount of work and favorable genetics for a woman to look firm and toned as it does for him to get "ripped."
wingattebaby16 Guru
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hahahahahahahhah...

funny...

and girls need like 2 hrs to get ready, even it is just rolling out of bed, throwing on clothes and going to work... at least 30 to 60 mins to get this basic done... make up, hair, change clothes 7 time, takes 2+ hrs...

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TayTay21 Yoda
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Yeah, but for girls to be able to actually get the guys we want, it takes just as much work. I'm in the gym 10 hours a week and have had cosmetic surgery, so cry me a freakin river.
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BrittBratt2416 Guru
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The mans work out applies the same thing for a woman. "don't eat like a hippo everyday" Thats the same fucking thing.
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- myTake Owner
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  WTF it's not.
- BrittBratt2416
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  Women don't want a man who eats like a hippo everyday either. They want a man at decent weight too, he doesn't necessary have to look like the guy in the picture or look like bulging penis on roids with veins popping out everywhere.
- Lorenz965
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  Thats a lie, this is an average girl kind of cute and kind of thin a 5,5 in all her gloryhttps://c1. staticflickr. com/4/3288/3132377431_7bb67d22b1_b. jpg
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- Lorenz965
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  Many guys would have sex with her i most definitely would
- Lorenz965
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  And she dosnt look like she does a lot of excersise.
- Lorenz965
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  I work out every single day, eat litte to no fats or sugar, lift weigts, do crunches etc and im like a 3 tops www.facebook.com/photo.php www.facebook.com/photo.php
- Lorenz965
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  So yeah... we have to put a hell of a lot more effort to be considered attractive.
nowhere_dani Xper 6
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You sad, sad man.
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JailbaitGamerGirl Xper 5
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Not really, I like squishy guys lol. I dislike muscular guys but in general that's what I attract... Even though I weigh a lot more than that girl in the pic.
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- millaalexia
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  SAME I prefer soft guys!! ❤
Lynx122 Guru
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Lol you're one of those guys who feels sorry for himself and whines.
In reality girls are attracted to someone who has confidence and actually approaches girls (something you've probably never even done) and doesn't care if he gets rejected.

If you get rejected once don't give up and feel sorry for yourself but keep going and soon you'll get used to approaching girls and it won't be a big deal.
Also don't be a whiny baby that really helps with the whole attraction thing.
And have goals in life and work towards it that's also helpful.

That's about it really. But it seems like you have a lot of maturing to do. In a few years you'll probably read this and facepalm.

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Bonnie12I27I12 Xper 6
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this was the dumbest thing I've ever read
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Pomegranate139 Yoda
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Incorrect
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Jemini_Crocket Guru
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Just crazy lol
I could name few things too
"How to be Sexually Desirable to Men" *ehm ehm*
Have full lips, big eyes, small nose, oval face
Have perfect skin
Be beautiful even without makeup
Have perfectly sized and shaped breasts
Have toned but not too toned still feminine curvy body (work out, diet, surgeries etc.)
Have long thick hair (hair extensions cause not everyone can grow such hair)
Do squats (or surgeries)
And many many more xDD
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oddwaffle Yoda
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Nah, don't think the list is accurate.

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backtoblackkkk Xper 6
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You okay?
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