I been psychologically fucking with my roommate and I been caught by my sister and apparently I'm going too far?

So I hate my roommate (they are messy, and they don't help out). So I decide every plate they use (we have separate plates) I would lick their clean plates at night. I also have a cold lately so they been getting sick (that's for being a messy pig). Then refusing to clean up I been using my dildo and then I go in their bedroom and wipe my dildo on their bed sheet after I use it. Apparently they going crazy because they want to wash out the scent they think it's their vagina on the sheets. It been affecting her hook ups (a lot of them think her bed smells nasty and leave before fucking her). Long story short my sister caught me and told the roommate and they so angry they might call the police until I offer $3000 and we came to the deal I would give them $5000 by the end of this year. But seriously my sister such a bitch it's none of her business and goes and tell my roommate that. What do you think did I went to far or my sister is a idiot and should be on my side?
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I love how u idiots feel bad for her when she commit identity fraud before. Stole her grandma identity and rack up 100k under her name lol yet I'm the bad person. She went to jail for her lolll😂 which is why she staying with me. She got kick out.
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  • wow wtf your sister is an asshole! but i know exactly how you feel i absolutely hate roommates!! they use your stuff and never replace it or buy any of their own and when you complain they try to reverse it on you and call you stingy or cheap and play that game with you. and they never have any courtesy and clean up after themselves or help with any of the cleaning. they will piss all over the toilet explode their giant diarrhea shit all over the toilet wipe their ass not clean up the mess they made in the bathroom not even flush the toilet then get out without even washing their hands. they would rather burn the whole place to the ground before they lift a finger to help out! but if you forget to do one thing they raise hell on you and crucify you. i really start to think to myself that americans especially guys are the laziest most selfish and dirtiest people in the world its unbelievable!! i can't wait to live by myself!

  • First off all---LOL !!!
    Second---- the fuck can the police do?
    Third----keep your money & tell them to fuck off.

    • Apparently I impacted her health and I don't want people outside our apartment to know what I been doing so yeah.

    • Seriously, they can prove nothing & the police can't do shit.

    • "Seriously, they can prove nothing & the police can't do shit." That would be the case were it nopt for this open confession.

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  • You went too far. You have problems with your roommates talk to them, get new roommates or move out

  • You want our opinions, so here is mine. Because of what you did you are a fucked up bitch, not your sister and not your roommates. You can be charge because your actions were dangerous to health and actually impacted her health. You need yo leave! And I hope they let every potential roommate know what you did.

    • Shut up grandpa I would do it to you too if u bringing cockroaches in my apartment and not cleaning like her.

    • Nope. I would have thrown all your clothes on The lawn after pissing on them and changed the locks on your skanky ass.

    • No one ask what u would do do I love with you no why don't get laid u loser.

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  • Nothing you did was actually illegal, just tell her you're not going to give her a single dollar. Ultimately everything you did was just harmless pranks, that may have been a little mean-spirited but you did nothing illegal, so they've got no grounds in there attempt to Blackmail you.

    • Finally some common sense

    • There were several health-related crimes. Recklessly endangering the health or well-being of another is a very serious crime in most jurisdictions. Better go back to law school, counselor.

    • If the roommate had bothered to practice Common Sense hygiene by cleaning up after herself, she would have been no danger, according to the explanation for the question it seems that the asker does most of the household chores. The roommate holds equal blame on the simple fact of her own negligence.

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  • You're fucking toxic and deserve to be kicked out, you went way to far.

    Disgusting actions. That's not just psychologically fucking, that's physically too.

    • You're literally psycho, I think you need mental help.

    • My name is on the lease so yeah try kicking me out lol 😂

    • Legal action it is then, you’d all probably get kicked out.

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  • You went too far. If they don’t clean then take the dishes away. If they can’t respect you then move out. At this point I would just say “I believe you sheets smell because you don’t clean”. Clean your dildo and if they accuse you ask them if they want to smell your dildo. Money can’t pay that drama off though. Your reputation may have been jeopardize with that though.

    • But I can easily take pictures of their room and show people how disgusting my roommate is. I'm losing my shit because cockcoaches are now showing up and it's nasty how many there are. She leave left over rotten food all over her dresser and desk.

    • Then I would just move the hell out. The only benefit to this story is you learned a lesson, screw loving with roommates. I wouldn’t waste time with paying or playing with the police. Just move out. If they call you block that number.

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  • If you don't realize just how wrong you are, you have the ethical compass of a serial killers.

    I think you should go to prison for what you've done. You should feel lucky that your sister negotiated a no prosecute agreement.

    • No one talk to the police lol the hell? She not doing it anymore

    • So I shouldn't call the police if I know about a serial killer who stopped killing?

    • No one killing anyone? Do you know what a serial killer is?

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  • How about you grow up and tell your roommate what you don't like about her instead of doing petty and childish things like that? If you have a problem with her, tell her what bothers you but don't go around and do childish things like that in her back. All of this makes you look like a very unstable and crazy individual to be honest.

  • Lawsuit!

  • i really didn't understand this lol

  • I dont think your sister did a big wrong thing.

    You were one psycho afterall.
    There are better ways to deal with such roomates.
    You would be admitted to hospital if you had done that with me.

    You are getting worse and worse, dont become like that!
    It just proves how evil you are from inside. But pretending weak and innocent from outside.

    • You both sure are Sisters! No doubt.

  • Lol wow your a crazy bitch, but I think you've done a revenge every roommate would like to do because of frustration

  • If this isn’t a troll post, you DEFINITELY went TOO FAR! Seriously! What he actual fuck?

    • That is crazy unstable behaviour. Why not just leave their dirty plates outside of their door to let them know you’re not cleaning them after you’ve tried talking to them? To stoop as low as you didnmeans you clearly have some serious issues. I’d focus more on that if o were you, for your own sake if anything, as who knows, a few years from now it could escalate and you’ll wind up being sectioned if you’re not careful.