If you had to decide between sex or coffee every morning which would you take?

Question

It’s a hard choice 🤔 flat white… or a long black

Bluemax · Accepted Answer

Sex.

But here's the thing. It's actually not about the sex. It's about the love. It's about the entwining of two people, who are mutually disarmed and vulnerable with each other. It's about the exchange of "I love you," spoken or unspoken. It's about the smiles. It's about the gazing adoringly in each other's eyes. It's about the passionate kisses (an act I consider at least the equal to sex). It's about the feeling one is in heaven, but is not dead.

And anyone who would trade those aforementioned things for a hot beverage made from the highly carbonized (burnt) bits of a seed that frankly tastes like butt whose only reward is an evolutionary adaptation acting as a pesticide (caffeine), then said individual has (sadly)

A) Not experienced what I have written about
-or-
B) Has something wrong with his/her heart and soul

:)

Mofunfour20 · Accepted Answer

Coffee, if I get done with work early I can always get back home after and have sex then. Takes too much time, testosterone and energy that ill need throughout the day. Its not really a hard question for me. Whats more important, mornings sex or my responsibilities? Thats how i see the question

Apple1996 · Accepted Answer

Definitely sex. Any person that drinks coffee in the morning is insane. I only drink it in the afternoon to pick up some energy

Gwenhwyfar · Accepted Answer

Receiving oral over coffee, coffee over intercourse

MrOracle · Answer

I don't drink coffee, and I love morning sex, so this is a pretty easy choice for me.

Little_Bumblebee · Answer

Easy question. Especially since I don't even drink coffee.

sage2021 · Answer

You need coffee to wake up so you can have sex. 🤣

katiesmuff · Answer

First thing in the morning is that wake up coffee with cream then a bit later comes that long black

Lliam · Answer

I could always postpone coffee until after sex. 😏

loves2learn · Answer

Mannn that is a tough question. I had to go with sex but I do love my morning coffee. I guess I could switch to tea. 😂

knottywriter · Answer

Can't i wake her up with my tongue, drink my coffee and then have some good sex and jist combine it all?

JBlade · Answer

Neither.

SnakeBoop · Answer

I don't drink coffee at all 🤣

TheorionMage · Answer

'Sex' can... and does... take MANY forms.  NOT just copulation ~ For MOST males, its the high point of OUR day and sets our mood~

Lazi-boi · Answer

Coffee if my option was having sex with a 44 year old

ChrisMaster69 · Answer

Coffee first thing in the morning IS sex.

notserana · Answer

I wouldn’t want either of them EVERY morning tbh, so no idea. Probably coffee?

midnightmoon05 · Answer

Tea every morning after sex :)

TrueConfection · Answer

I could never live without coffee and I get pretty grumpy if I don't get coffee in the morning.

JustinTimberlegs · Answer

Hahah wittymilf indeed I wish I was a long black kinda guy but it turns out I'm more espresso 🥲

RedFever · Answer

Coffee of course ;)

ZackBan · Answer

It depends on the morning in question.  If i have to wake up early and go have a long hard day at work I'd definitely need the sex. Coffee is good when there's enough time to have the sex later