If you had to decide between sex or coffee every morning which would you take?

It’s a hard choice 🤔 flat white… or a long black
Sex
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Coffee
Vote B
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  • Sex.

    But here's the thing. It's actually not about the sex. It's about the love. It's about the entwining of two people, who are mutually disarmed and vulnerable with each other. It's about the exchange of "I love you," spoken or unspoken. It's about the smiles. It's about the gazing adoringly in each other's eyes. It's about the passionate kisses (an act I consider at least the equal to sex). It's about the feeling one is in heaven, but is not dead.

    And anyone who would trade those aforementioned things for a hot beverage made from the highly carbonized (burnt) bits of a seed that frankly tastes like butt whose only reward is an evolutionary adaptation acting as a pesticide (caffeine), then said individual has (sadly)

    A) Not experienced what I have written about
    -or-
    B) Has something wrong with his/her heart and soul

    :)

Most Helpful Guy

  • Coffee, if I get done with work early I can always get back home after and have sex then. Takes too much time, testosterone and energy that ill need throughout the day. Its not really a hard question for me. Whats more important, mornings sex or my responsibilities? Thats how i see the question

Most Helpful Girls

  • Definitely sex. Any person that drinks coffee in the morning is insane. I only drink it in the afternoon to pick up some energy

  • Receiving oral over coffee, coffee over intercourse

    • Nice

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • I don't drink coffee, and I love morning sex, so this is a pretty easy choice for me.

  • You need coffee to wake up so you can have sex. 🤣

  • Easy question. Especially since I don't even drink coffee.

  • First thing in the morning is that wake up coffee with cream then a bit later comes that long black

  • I could always postpone coffee until after sex. 😏

  • Mannn that is a tough question. I had to go with sex but I do love my morning coffee. I guess I could switch to tea. 😂

  • Can't i wake her up with my tongue, drink my coffee and then have some good sex and jist combine it all?

  • 'Sex' can... and does... take MANY forms.
    NOT just copulation ~

    For MOST males, its the high point of OUR day
    and sets our mood~

    • True but you know damn well we’re talking about “copulating”… you give any dude a choice between snuggling and hitting it… 99% are gonna want to get busy.

  • Neither.

  • I don't drink coffee at all 🤣

  • Coffee if my option was having sex with a 44 year old

    • Yup nobody wants to shag a nana

  • Coffee first thing in the morning IS sex.

  • I wouldn’t want either of them EVERY morning tbh, so no idea. Probably coffee?

  • Tea every morning after sex :)

  • I could never live without coffee and I get pretty grumpy if I don't get coffee in the morning.

  • Hahah wittymilf indeed

    I wish I was a long black kinda guy but it turns out I'm more espresso 🥲

  • Coffee of course ;)

  • It depends on the morning in question.
    If i have to wake up early and go have a long hard day at work I'd definitely need the sex. Coffee is good when there's enough time to have the sex later

  • There's a reason why God gave us caffeine pills and Red Bull...

  • Not a fan of morning sex so definitely the coffee. Made for me and delivered to my bed preferably.

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