Is it socially unacceptable to ask what a guys penis size is?

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  • Three questions you never ask a man:

    1. How many women has he slept with

    2. How many people has he killed

    3. How large is his penis

    The answers will all be lies

    • Holy shit this is so true 😂

    • The answer to #2 might not be a lie if he says he doesn't know.

  • Um, yeah. What’s yours?

    • Totally accurate response lol

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  • Sorry asker, but I must use your question to do this. I have been absent for a long time here and popped back on to say hi to some friends.

    You may feel a rush or not to your head, the big one. I promised I would send out a famous response of mine. Here it comes!

    I found another vacated SR (Standard Response) spot in #298. With special authorization, I have created this SR just for you.

    Have you ever gone to the ice cream shop? Do you know that feeling when you get a single scoop of your favourite ice cream and eat the entire thing? Satisfying, right?

    I am sure you also know that feeling of getting two scoops. That extra scoop is nice but really wasn’t necessary or calorie worthy, but you can handle it.

    Now, if you have ever gotten three scoops of ice cream, you know all too well the feeling you get after stuffing yourself with that. It was just too much. You sort of feel off and while it was satisfying for the first scoop or two, the third was just way too much and completely unnecessary.

    That is how I am going to relate penis size. There is no need to indulge in something that is just not necessary and while looks satisfying, it really isn’t by the time you get done with it. That is why most women don’t prefer three scoops of ice cream, just like we don’t prefer a huge penis. It just is not necessary to get that feeling of being full (sorry for the explicit analogy). So, just be happy you have a working one and possibly know how to use it, which is way more important than the size.

    I do hope you have a sense of humour and can laugh with us. @agape93 @grond21 @_maya_ @exitseven @bcranger10 and because only I can tag five, the one that doesn’t work @sueshe

    • Hey babe!

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  • It depends on the setting. In casual conversation and with people with whom you are not particularly on shorm-level terms with (in human terms, someone who is a deep friend who knows everything there is to know about you), such a question would be considered inappropriate, as would any personal question or question regarding a person's body. Genitalia questions for either sex would be seen as crass. One time I was in a class in middle school and a girl I didn't even really know asked me what my penis size was. I was a bit slow on the uptake with what the more interesting personalities discussed, and this was before I realized it was part of male protocol to have memorized the dimensions of penis in different ways: length, girth, volume; flaccid, erect, semi; bone-pressed, non-bone-pressed, stretched flaccid. (Interesting that the BP and NBP distinction is used with enough frequency to justify the formation of initialisms to abbreviate them.) Therefore, I honestly told her that I didn't know. She said that sometime when I was home I should measure myself. I think I did measure myself that night, but I never reported back to her with my findings.

    However, when you're just hanging with the bros, you might have different standards of what is acceptable. It might show up in Truth or Dare, though that has little indication on whether or not it is socially acceptable, but if anything probably in the negative direction because if it were socially acceptable, it could be simply asked normally outside of the game setting. I know there were some circles I passed through when I was younger where the guys were curious as to how each other stacked up and wanted to know how weird they were.

    Outside of that random time in middle school, the only times I have ever been asked the question is in contexts where it was relevant and proper in the setting: for example, in a reply to a personals ad I had on Craigslist, someone on a chat site who started getting flirty with me, in a subreddit or Discord server relating to penises, or in the sexuality topic on GirlsAskGuys.

    Remember to respect others' boundaries and privacy, and don't ask questions that would make a person feel even more uncomfortable than he or she needs to be.

    • I'm copying and pasting my opinion into a Word document for future reference after this question gets reported and deleted for spam/trolling, following a similar logic used in the removal of my first question here.

  • No it isn’t.

  • Why did the penis cross the road?

    Because it was too short to step over it...

    no idea, why don't you go to a bar and ask some women...

  • i have never asked anyone

  • In what social setting would this shit come up?
    if a random guy asks, there is a fair chance he would end up beaten up by the guy or guys he asks.

    i can’t see a setting where it would be acceptable to ask.

    • Locker room I the only place I can think of lmao🤣

    • If you're in the locker room, why ask when you can just look for yourself?

    • @LazyDork the point lol

  • @anonymous what's your size? 👀

    • @apple1996 I wonder whether that was just the response he was expecting from you.

    • @FatNeville I'm hoping he answers lol

    • @apple1996 It will be interesting to see whether he answers at all, and if so, whether he will do so "publicly" here anonymously, or whether he will forego his anonymity and try to answer you in some more private manner. And also the form his answer, if any, will take, along with the degree of circumlocution involved and the probability of the answer being truthful. (Though I know that just because things are unlikely that doesn't mean they don't occur, but I usually would expect extraordinary evidence to support an extraordinary claim.)

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  • It's fine but most men will lie.

    • The truth 😂

    • Indeed. Some men will even lie about their height while they are standing in front of you. It's bizarre..

  • Ask? Just make a grab while you're at it? (Also a joke)

  • yes because about private stuff. also that is not like a shoe size easily known. and if asked everyone would say "bigger than average" so a dumb thing to ask.

  • Yeah… I don’t ask people randomly about thier genitals

  • Are you asking this as a gay or FAILED FAKE/TROLL ACCOUNT which you were gonna be a female?

    • Actually I'm a curious straight male

  • I have had girls on GAG ask me that question, and although a very odd question, not socially unacceptable, unless, you think they are just trying to be an A-hole.

  • Yes, it is.

  • Yes. That’s personal information and not acceptable to ask

    • I know, it was a joke.

    • Then why would you ask?

    • To see how people would reply

  • You mean, like, walk up to someone on a bus and ask?

  • It is not something that comes up in polite conversation.

    • I know 😆

  • It depends on the circumstance, if it is someone on an appropriate site that you are flirting with then yeah. But no one should randomly approach a guy and ask how big their cock is.

    • Lol this was actually a joke I didn't realize people would take this seriously 😂

  • This may just be the single question that would embarrass me the most.

  • I don't know that. I've never done that.

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