Disclaimer: This is meant in fun and Idea born from @luarieluvsit Mytake
MyTake on why guys prefer to room with dogs :)
So please don't respond that I'm hating on men, or some feminazi
It's just a Sunday funday ππ
You don't have to get all dolled up cuz a dildo don't care if your nails are done or if you're wearing a sexy nighty. You can go from sweats to sweaty without the makeup π
A dildo won't care how pretty or ugly you are or skinny or fat. You don't have to worry if your boobs are too big or little. Or your butt's the right size. It won't care if you gain weight.
You never have to use condoms. A dildo can't get you pregnant. It won't ever cheat on you. You don't have to worry about catching a disease cuz a dildo can't give you a disease.
(This one's for you Laurieππ)
A dildo isn't going to keep asking if size matters. Or if it's big enough for you. And for those that size does matter, it's easier to find the size that works best for you.
A dildo is always hard so it's always ready whenever you are.It stays hard so won't finish till you do.
You don't have to cook or clean for a dildo.
Seriously tho sex with a man waaay better. The real touch of a man. And a dildo can't love you. β₯οΈ
Thanks for reading β£οΈ
"brainsbeforebeauty"π
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