Mytake On Why Women Prefer A Dildo.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Down boy

Disclaimer: This is meant in fun and Idea born from @luarieluvsit Mytake

MyTake on why guys prefer to room with dogs :)

So please don't respond that I'm hating on men, or some feminazi

It's just a Sunday funday 🙃🙂

Pretty nails

You don't have to get all dolled up cuz a dildo don't care if your nails are done or if you're wearing a sexy nighty. You can go from sweats to sweaty without the makeup 🙂

Looks don't matter

A dildo won't care how pretty or ugly you are or skinny or fat. You don't have to worry if your boobs are too big or little. Or your butt's the right size. It won't care if you gain weight.

No condoms, raw please

You never have to use condoms. A dildo can't get you pregnant. It won't ever cheat on you. You don't have to worry about catching a disease cuz a dildo can't give you a disease.

Size, does it matter 🤔

(This one's for you Laurie🙂🙃)

A dildo isn't going to keep asking if size matters. Or if it's big enough for you. And for those that size does matter, it's easier to find the size that works best for you.

Are you ready??

A dildo is always hard so it's always ready whenever you are.It stays hard so won't finish till you do.

Don't feel like cooking

You don't have to cook or clean for a dildo.

Messy room, who cares

Love

Seriously tho sex with a man waaay better. The real touch of a man. And a dildo can't love you. ♥️

Thanks for reading ❣️

"brainsbeforebeauty"😘

[Gedaria]

There is one thing that women are doing is to get the remote version so they have it in all the time , and it gives a buzz when needed. I found this out , I ask a friend and said why are you so high. She showed me the remote. And told me where the other bit was. I found it so sexy , I could feel myself getting horny at the thought.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I'm sure

[Gedaria]

Are you into them. Easier than chasing guys...

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I don't chase guys lol

[Gedaria]

So you are into them. ?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Never tried

[Gedaria]

I thought with you asking the question you would have experience in playing with them. Me and the wife use to play with them. She had a shop full of them, when she bought a new one we use to try it out...

[Meatunnel69]

Dildont

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂 Lmao 😂😂

[Shamalien]

I don't know why girls think they have to get all pretty to fk their man lol if y'all have a soul connection it ain't an issue

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

If you read the beginning this was a joke in response to another mytake

[Shamalien]

I know it's a joke but I think the part I am referring to ain't a joke, women do think that way

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Not me. What you see is what you get lol

[Shamalien]

lol fair nuff :P

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤷🏼‍♀️🙂 lol

[alance99]

Yea its funny, dildo can never replace a real dick

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Of course not lol

[alance99]

Thank god 🤣🤣🤣😊😊😊

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂 lol

[Usernamesrdumb]

I feel the same way about my male masturbator. Good take.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol thanks

[Lionboy79]

Dildos are great even there is a men in bed it can be more fun as you got two holes ;)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

That's true lol

[Lionboy79]

Seems like you tried it already ;) Tell me more on DM... Lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

No thanks that's ok

[Lionboy79]

Welcome 😎😁

[jakeofalltrades]

am I the only one weirded out by the picture of a dog with a dildo stuck to his face?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂 blame @Laurieluvisit she started it with her dog shit lol pun intended so saw that image and just had to use it 😂😂😂

[Jerre]

Excellent Mytake!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Thanks lol

[Kathleenmariecoslow]

Hi I'm Kathy

[Jerre]

@Kathleenmariecoslow Welcome to GaG Kathleen

[bulletbob555]

Yeah can't give you a kiss Thats for sure. It may have multiple settings high low or who needs a man

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂

[CT_CD]

Excellent myTake

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Thanks lol

[Smegskull]

Agree mostly... Though you don't have to cook clean or do your nails for most men either... We don't care, that's why we don't do it, not because we expect women to do it we just don't care about it.
But for the rest it's basically the porn problem. We can't compete with things designed specifically to cause us pleasure.

[Plitty-Tank]

Yes, that's great.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol was just joke sex with a man better lol hence my other take lol

[Plitty-Tank]

That dildo looks like a real penis.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol anatomically correct 😂😂😂

[Plitty-Tank]

What do you mean by anatomically correct?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol was kinda joke

[Cage4]

This is funny lmao nice take

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Thanks lol

[CubaPirate]

LMFAO

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😇😈😂😂

[jimmy2]

Hummmm not sure on that one... would you try it?

[billluc69]

let them play

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂

[justjoshokc]

I've never felt that earth-shaking orgasm from a dildo, only the ladies.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I know that. This was a more joking mytake in response to another users take which is linked at the top of this take

[Kathleenmariecoslow]

Hi im Kathy I do by Kathy

[Kathleenmariecoslow]

Hi what is ya name

[sumit_charan_786]

Hey Sumit here

[roland77]

@sumit_charan_786 I cannot make any sense of this account. She only posts that and nothing more.

[ryanforsen]

What if a man prefer the dildo to woman will he be more orgasm. I might need to try this

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😃😂😂 ok then. Maybe you didn't see my other take that men are better than a dildo 🙂

[ryanforsen]

Oh then maybe I should try men and compare to dildo?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Hey whatever gets you going 🙂

[DSPDP]

Hello dear. Friends