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So I got this bright idea to apply to be a sperm donor, regardless of whether or not I would actually go through with it.
Turns out it's actually a lot to put on the line.
I hadn't realized when I applied that I was basically to be judged as good enough for a single woman to want to have a kid with. Ouch.
They ask for height, education level, eye color, hair color, race and profession.
It's like applying for college, but being judged on your actual self instead of your grades. That's why getting rejected hurt surprisingly more than expected.
Like, wow. It feels like getting rejected 100 times on a dating app.
In fact, my college rejections sucked less. I mean, I didn't want to donate anyway (😭).
They even give a nice letter 'there are a variety of reasons... [including capacity]' (okay).
They didn't even test a sample or see me in person, or even a photo of me. So I guess I can maintain my ego in knowing that my actual sperm aren't complete trash. But damn, I'm not good enough for the cryobank? Man.
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23 56Lolol you degenerate
It's a numbers game. They have x donors. They have y customers. If they don't think you will be selected often enough to be worth paying you, then they won't.
I know some sperm banks in Europe no longer accept donations from red head guys. If these sperm banks explicitly said they weren’t accept sperm donations from minorities all hell would break loose. It would be all over the media, there would be protests, it would be humanities discussion in college textbooks.
I bet if these women met the donors in person, 95% would not choose those same donors. Women get a description and they mentally build a mental image of a "Chad" who they dream of fucking. This is self-created mental image is what closes the deal for the sperm bank. This is probably the reason pictures of the donors are NOT included.
@krakenattackin damn I had the perfect funny ass link for this. Just google “Barney Simpson’s sperm donor” lol. The thing is with sperm is there are millions of variations each sperm has that can impact the hereditary outcome of a child. Sure many of them have different combinations of genetic code but if one different sperm fertilized our mothers eggs the moment we were conceived we would have radically different lives. Anyway I get it that women want different outcomes for their kids. I’m a semi redhead. I really hope if I ever have son he doesn’t inherit red hair. It’s not the end of the world if he does, he might be badass in other aspects. but it’s not a fun characteristic to have. Trust me.
I found that clip, pretty damn funny and probably accurate.
LOL, this is so funny.
It's different when women are choosy... but now sperm banks too? I mean couldn't they have gotten most of this information from the DNA? Sheesh!
I believe they do this deliberately to keep the prices for sperm high so only rich women can afford the sperm.
You want "discount" sperm? Buddy, your wife can get that in the 7/11 parking lot at 2:00AM.
Why are you trying to get dates at a sperm bank?
I'm not. I just did it on a whim, then they rejected my application and I was like 'oh hell no.'
It is a really, really bad idea to be a sperm donor.
It will be only a matter of time until Feminists have their political enablers pass legislation that will require sperm banks to provide the details of donors, so that they can be pursued for child support.
In a few cases, women have sued sperm donors successfully for child support.
The sperm that you ejaculate into a cup today will probably lead to your financial destruction in the future.
Do not help women.
Women, fish, bicycles and all that.
dude when you're sperm doning, you're SELLING YOUR SPERM. If you're selling anything, this means someone is paying a lotta money for it. You better make sure you're selling high quality stuff, if other people are gonna be paying so much for it. If your sperm is crap, the baby can come out fucked up. We're not talking about helping your ego here, its just to make sure you're not ripping women off. Paying for some shitty sperm then some fucked up baby
They didn't test the sperm. Can you read?
@Chase7777 I’m sure they do otherwise they would’ve accepted absolutely anyone’s
So you can't read
@Chase7777 so why did it get rejected if sperm banks just accepted anyones?
well what do you expet? tinder is about hooking up. going to a sperm bank is litterally selling your genetic material and if said material is not adequate for their standards or they have too many donors already then they won't buy your freaking cum.
at least that doesn't mean you've been rejected on a personal/character level.
Hahaha holy shit! Nah dont worry I probably wouldn't fair well neither.
I'm sure they're this picky because the clients are that picky. If they reject certain people, its because there's no demand for those traits... or lack of.
Lets face it... if you had the opportunity to make the perfect person (perfect in your eye) you're going to select the finest ingredients.
Why would they just harvest jizz all willie nillie? Too much money on the line for that
Why do you want to donate? You don't even know in what environment your kids will grow up.
I didn't, getting rejected just sucked. I lined myself up for that I suppose.
I would send them a letter with a free sample...
😂 Man.
omg this made me laugh so hard "cum get me bitches!"
LMAO. Best satire piece on the site. Wait, you are serious?
It's 100% serious. But as usual, my real life is often mistaken for satire.
I'm certain that sperm banks and women prefer men that have good genes and are more likely to sire superior children. It is similar to breeding horses. The owners of the fastest horses can demand and get very high stud fees. Since only a few beautiful women can marry the top men, that is the reason women will seek out a dependable and good provider as a mate but when ovulating will have sneaky sex with superior men to provide the best genes for their eggs (children).
Most likely you were rejected because of some familial health issues. That I believe is the most common reason.
Nope. Never asked me about that.
Drugs in urine/blood?
Or, you were REALLY good and they want to reduce your price at second attempt. That does exist - unsuspecting super quality is usually faulted right away.
No man. I got rejected based on my height, education and career choices.
Wow. I want to try that. Maybe because i have blue eyes maybe i will get a consideration. 😗
🤣 Man. And I have hazel eyes. I think it's because my list if accomplishments is, ehem, short. They want impressive donors. I read they reject all but 1% of all applicants. It's crazy.
It makes sense. But there are more than on bank right?
Yeah there are different ones. But I'm over it. 🤷🏻
Not me. Lol if i don't find a wife and have a family soon i am planning to be just spreading my seed to women who want it.
Yeah. I mean don't count on it. They're extremely picky and damn it eugenics is, well, evil.
Women will be getting sperm from astronauts and doctors thinking it actually makes a fucking difference lol.
Those same guys with those very same genetics could have turned out to be petty thugs if they were raised differently.
Well that's a proverbial luck in the junk!