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The 15 Facts of Life a Desi

Here’s a take on some facts about myself. I made this a while back but i wanted to update everything and summarize a bit better lol.

#1 My Name is Desi, Not my Ethnicity

A lot of GaGers assume that im Desi/Indian, but I’m black (caramel baby). My name Desi, not dizzy (which is an an adjective) 👌

The 15 Facts of Life a Desi

#2 I’m 24 and i Like Em Bout 24

A lot of you are into these huge ass age gaps and get all confused when you meet someone whos not. I dont wanna date my dad or son. I like a close age range of 2-3 years, preferably same age. And you can't base it on maturity cause I've met some immature ass “grown” men over 30.

The 15 Facts of Life a Desi

#3 Im the Not So Traditional Christian

Im Baptist not Catholic, attend church like twice a month and have only picked up a bible a few times in life but really need to work on that. I mostly wear hoodies/jeans/sweats everywhere including to church. I still watch porn a few times a week and gamble a few times a year. I pray every night before bed and I cuss on occasion but i mumble a prayer of forgiveness right after. I try to pay my tithes every check. I was pressured into having sex at 15, repented and returned to celibacy at 16, and then returned to my sexcapades at 24. Debating if ill go back 🤦‍♀️

The 15 Facts of Life a Desi

#4 I’M I N D E P E N D E N T

In the past, i voted Democrat because i didn't read into politics much and still dont but i just voted whatever my fam wanted. Once i finally started looking into both sides, i realized that my fam and I are def more on the conservative side but ig they voted dem due to healthcare, gun laws, and lack of racists . But aside from that, We’re really not into liberal stuff like abortion, euthanasia and sexuality. Anyways, im gonna start voting independent.

The 15 Facts of Life a Desi

#5 I Like to Keep a Low “Score”

I had sex with two idiots that I thought i’d marry someday soon. It backfired and i regretted not waiting til marriage AGAIN. I gave in to the first pressure because i loved him. Eventually i like it and grew addicted. But came to my senses when he was taken away and returned to celibacy. I know its backwards af but my second boyfriend and i tried to wait but im a dang tease. So 2 down and 1 to go. Im not really waiting til marriage anymore but also not popping puss for just anyone. I really wanted the 3rd to be the final countdown.

The 15 Facts of Life a Desi

#6 I Dont Find LDRs All That Bad

2016 and back I talked to a lot of guys here in my city. But these mfs turn out to just wanted to fck OR pretend they dont already have a girlfriend OR are broke af and want me to pay for all dates OR dont have a car... so it felt like an LDR anyway. So I don't know i just wanted to try something different and didn't let distance stop me. I’ve emotionally been to Australia (2016), India (2016), Canada (2016), Brazil (2017), Northern USA (2017), UK (2018), Denmark (2019), And Germany (2019). They were great guys. Distance didn't stop us but time management (a big pet peeve) and indecisiveness did... oh yea and that one guy who wanted me to watch him finger his ass 🤢 As of now i do prefer the guy live in the same city or be willing to move to the same place in a year or less.

#7 I Want It All Before 30

I would like to be a wife and mom in my mid-twenties. Im still going to work but when i turn 30+, ill focus more on career while the kids are at school. Im cool with us both signing a prenup to show thats what yours is yours, whats mine is mine, and that we have the right to protect anything that we choose not to combine. I want a strictly monogamous relationship where we only look at others when we invite the neighbors over to do live porn and fck in front of eachother 😂

The 15 Facts of Life a Desi

#8 I Have Options

IF a relationship doesn't work by 2021, then single me will be en route to in vitro or artificial insemination. I do want love but i want kids more than anything and won't being single stop me. I get that single moms are less appealing but i’ll deal. I also get that a kid needs a father figure. Emphasis on figure.

The 15 Facts of Life a Desi

#9 I Gasm

I have an extremely dirty mind at times, no doubt. But i literally just find discussing sexual stuff to be entertaining. Im not often horny and ig you can say i have a low sex drive. Heck, I dont even masturbate. And im not crazy about receiving oral. Sometimes i do nippleplay but for the most part i cum from this thing i call mentalgasms. I have to keep it my drive low because once i start, i can't stop. I mean My ex and i literally went from 10am Saturday to 3am Sunday with 5-10 minute breaks. So yea its best i wait for a long term committed relationship and then i’ll burst with love and wetness.

The 15 Facts of Life a Desi

#10 Ya Girls Got Goals

Sexual goals that is... Okay technically i’ve completed almost all the sex in public ones lol. I still want that hotel window though. I used to have a bad “make em cum” fetish but have since retired. Like I’d literally SAY anything (not do anything) to anybody just to help em cum. I also used to want to be a sex therapist, porn director, phone sex operator, and erotica author.

The 15 Facts of Life a Desi

#11 I’m Loyal to The Southside

I like living down here. I get that the north makes better money but it just doesn't feel like home and the food ain't seasoned right. Lol I def wanna move outside of MS for a few years to make money in another southern state but i’ll prob come back here to build a house before 30. Plus i just love hearing the southern accent on a guy. I also dont care to travel much. Some want to travel the world. I just wanna visit NY, FL, TX, Bahamas, and Australia then stay home lol.

The 15 Facts of Life a Desi

#12 I’m an Indoorsy Loner

Yea i live in the south but hardly go outdoors 😂 Plus im afraid of animals and there's a lot of cats/dogs out there. Lol aside from animals and Outside of a boyfriend, I can't stand hanging around people in person for long. I get annoyed easily and dont wanna be around “friends” for more than an hour or two. I kinda only communicate with them like once a week, maybe twice a month, maybe three times a year. Im just not that interested in others outside of a relationship. Im really not a good friend. So dont count on me much 🤷‍♀️ Im also indoorsy and a homebody and dont like to leave the house much UNLESS im going to the movies, grocery store or on a date.

The 15 Facts of Life a Desi
The 15 Facts of Life a Desi
The 15 Facts of Life a Desi

#13 Im a Graduate with a Mediocre Job

I had a pointless major and got a pointless degree and now i have a seemingly pointless job. Its hard to get a good job if you dont have job experience. So i worked my butt off in 6 years of school then 4 years of college and then at this job for nearly 2 years in hopes it’ll finally count for something.

The 15 Facts of Life a Desi
The 15 Facts of Life a Desi

#14 I Love Music/Art/Entertainment

I love music of all genres although i only listen to screamo/metal when playing a racing game. I also used to want to be a rapper or ghost writer lol. I really love oil paintings by Leonid Afremov. I watch a heck of a lot of tv. Im sure you saw my tv list on my other post lol. Thats only the half of it

The 15 Facts of Life a Desi

#15 I’m Retiring from GAG

I’ve been on gag since 2015 and i intend to leave come 2020...one. Lol. This site is toxic regardless of what some say and i stay in trouble lol. People can't handle when i get naughty. Im bout to catch a body. Haha let me stop. I’ve enjoyed being here for the most part but the cyberbullying has to stop peeps. Anyways, i’ve talked about about myself enough for today 👋🙏💕

The 15 Facts of Life a Desi

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  • This was inspiring. Having a sense of Deja vu. Wish I had sent that message now. Oh this was written 5 months ago?

    • Lol yea but someone brought it up so i figured i’d update it with all my followers

  • It's nice to know more about you. You'll be missed next year 😊

    • Thank you! Also you're the only one who noticed the 2020... one lmao

    • I read it a few times, before I realised it wasn't a typo 😅

    • 😂😂🤣

  • Mmm, Desi. It's good hear about you again, and I DO hope your dreams come true soon.

    • Thanks lol

    • How's your Mom? I remember Her being a bit... Unreasonable.

    • Same ole same. Thats why im still tryna move far away

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  • Wow you wrote yourself an Autobiography "The Life Of A Desii". what happened feels something hit you?

    • No lol. I was just updating this with new followers 😂

    • I still feel something is there other than this but anyways if you say I believe😂😂

    • This is 5 months ago lol

  • Woop woop! Shout out to my fellow indoor enthusiast 🤚

    • Hahaha 🙌

  • there is nothing wrong with your being naughty and how come nothing about your looks your beautiful

    • Ehh lol

    • what do you mean by that

  • Well damn.
    Now I want coem clean too.

    • Hahaha

  • You're officially my favorite gagger

    • Aww yay :D🙌

    • 😊😊😊

  • Just when you go to try and plan your life out just when you think you know yourself the best that's what God likes to pop up to be like no nope not even close

    • Yepp

  • That's a well written post. Good job!
    Kudos to you sticking around since 2015 and sharing great posts. You are leaving and that sucks bad. You will be missed on here :)

    • Thank u :)

    • Don't go?😅😔

    • I said 2021

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  • I hope you'll keep me in your life when you leave gag, somehow 🙂 wanna exchange numbers or something?

    • you're married

    • I said "keep me" not "fuck me" 🤣

    • Not that I'd mind "the latter". But... Like you said... Married is married. But nonetheless, I feel we've become great friends.

  • I've considered leaving gag myself soon. I don't know if I will or not.

    • people here are loco

  • Everything is toxic if you choose to let it be. I make sure this is something I do for fun. And to maybe get to know a handful of random strangers. This doesn't consume my life, and if people want to get hostile, I understand that most are cowards hiding behind there phones or computers to seem feel like they have some kind of power or control. So I dont really care

    • I understand :)

  • It's been a pleasure. 😊

  • intresting to know, desi... very intresting...

    • Thank you

    • i'm sorry to hear that you'll be leaving gag... when i've only just begun... Q W Q... i'll miss you

    • Lol notice i said 2020... one

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  • sounds about right...

    • Yepp

  • awesome take

    • Thanks

  • Hey, wow... I am not sure where to start? First thanks for being open about yourself. Not many people are willing to be that honest with themselves let alone with others. I did not know these things about you and I glad I do now. Does that make you special? Absolutely... Will I treat you differently now? Absolutely not... I think of you as a friend and I always will. Now, just a closer friend...
    You are funny and at times witty. You know what you want and are willing to go after it. A rarity, a diamond in the rough for sure. Again, thank you for being you. Although I think you could be anyone you wanted to be, you are best at just being you.

    • Aww thank you!!

  • i'm curious will we get a new updated 15 facts of life desi?

    • Nothing really changed except #15 lmao

    • @DizzyDesii could you did not leave how was your last day at work did you party yet lol

    • good i meant

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  • It was nice to meet you I hope you enjoy whatever comes next.

    • Thank you :) but im here til 2020... one lol

    • Oh that's good

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