Love is in the air, But it's a lonely time for a lot of guys out there. If you can't find that special girl by Valentine's day then consider these great alternatives.
1. Become Bisexual
This is a rather extreme measure, But it will greatly improve your dating pool and chances for love.
Not for everyone, Obviously. But it is an option so there it is. No disrespect to actual bisexuals out there.
2. Your Hand
I know, Duh.
But it has to go on the list because your hand is your constant companion through thick and thin. It will never judge or reject you, And you can make it as tight as you want.
And there will never be any shame or awkwardness between you and your hand, No matter what acts you make it perform.
Lube it up for maximum traction!
3. Your Own Virtual Girlfriend
An inexpensive girlfriend sim that comes with an AI and lots of upgrades. The more you 'play' with it, The more it will learn about you and become more personalized.
A lot of options, Virtual boobs, virtual conversation, And virtual love <3
I have never personally seen the thing. But from what I've read, it's not perfect. Only has about 100 phrases it can say and it's voice is robotic and creepy.
4. RealDoll
A lot of companies out there claim to make the best sex doll, But this one is the real deal! And for a mere $6,500- $10,000 you can own your very own ultimate love doll.
These things are freakishly realistic.
5.The Girlfriend Lap Pillow
Sleep in style, I guess.
6. Roxxxy the Robot Girlfriend
Hustler's answer to the RealDoll, This one talks. When they make one that cooks and cleans then it will be the perfect sex bot.
7. Various Other Sex Toys Aimed at Men
Whack off toys galore!
8. The Real Deal
Nothing will ever be better than a real woman, Gotta love them. <3
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