Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health 
I embrace my body as it is, the good and the flaws. Men all over the world face many struggles due to our physical make up. This is not a complaint, but is instead a look into some of the struggles of being a man, and that you women are not alone in physical burdens.
1. Random erections
You are driving with your male friends to go out to eat, then suddenly you feel a rush of blood. You sit still, looking out of the corner of youe eyes to see if anyone else has noticed. You look down and see a bulge and think to yourself, "please go away before we get to the restaraunt." Men everywhere have experienced this many times in a variety of social circumstances. We feel emberassed, and can only hope it goes away quickly.
2. A Hit to the Balls
Even alight hit can leave a man groveling on the floor. The feeling that you might throw up or pass out is common. This is the male equivelent of giving birth.
3. Hot Summer Day
If you have ever seen a man stand like this or move their leg like that, they aren't doing it to pose for a picture. To keep the testicles in a comfortable tempersture the scrotum, or "ball sack" will either get raise of lower. When it is warm they lower to keep themselves cooler away from the body, which leads to the sweat causing the "sack" to get stuck to a leg and creat an uncomfotable situation, with an more uncomfotable and discreet (which it never is) way to fix. A woman may expericence uncomfortable boob sweat, but men experience very uncomfortable ball sweat.
4. Wet Dream
Or as its proper name, Nocturnal Emission, may occur in both sexes, but has a much worse aftermath in men. The vast majority of men will experience this during their lifetime. You experience sexual thoughts in your dreams and then ejaculate, which there are two responses. You either wake up immediately and have to deal with the sticky mess, or you you ejaculate, know it has happened, but remain asleep and then wake up later to your underwear beng sticky, and your penis being stuck to the underwear.
5. Morning Wood
While it could fit into the random erection category, this is more expected, and annoying. If you live at home this causes you to have to remain lying down while it slowly goes away, unless if you have your door closed and locked you are a prisoner in your own bed.
We all face struggles, that is part of being human. The opposite genders can sympethize with each other, and even get a good laugh. Even though our sex organs can sometimes be a bother, they bring much more pleasure, and I appreciate and am thankful I have mine.
What Girls & Guys Said
23 51As men we have our ups and downs. "Especially where dealing with our junk". I have a few life-hacks for the items you mentioned.
Random erections: tuck em up in your waistband.
Hit to the balls: yeah that sucks try to walk it off.
Schwetty Balls : Baby powder your balls and use it daily like deodorant! It really helps!
And for Wet dreams and Morning wood: Rubbing one out fixes having both. If you're older or living with someone of course sex but taking care of business yourself works just fine.
In addition to that.. When the environment is cold... our body forces to have an erection so it will balance the temperature needed for the testicles
A hit to the balls is the worst.
Yeah I remember #4 so well. Being 14 and my mom complaining, you just washed your sheets two days ago, why are you wasting all that water, etc.
i can fuck like a bull, but i never really get morning wood too often
Hahaha, brilliant!
Don't forget the risk of fracturing it during sex
Some problems can be solved with a sharp knife.
I wish
The worst part about getting hit in the balls is it hurts worse for guys if it's just a lighter kick or hit.
I was talking to some of my male acquaintances and they thought it was weird that I got random boners in lessons. Like WTF? HOW HAS THIS NEVER HAPPENED TO YOU BEFORE?
That first pic is classic.
Ha that gif though! Good Take too!!
Y'all need to grow up...
This is the stupidest post ever...
Was this written by a 3rd grader?
Nice transformers porn lol a lot more then meets the eye.
when she stares at your penis and proceeds to smack her face with it... weirdest thing that has been done to me, scarred me for life...
Yes I have never done that in my sleep
Guys are so cute and adorable <3 .
A light hit in the vagina can leave a woman groveling on the floor, and throwing up and passing out is definitely common after vag-shots. A ball shot is the male equivalent of a hit to a woman’s groin, not the equivalent of childbirth.
but but... peeing while standing up !
come ooooon !
Embrace your body and protect your balls. Grow some balls and stop whining.