What do you tell the hospital when you've injured your penis?
purplepoppyMaster
It seemed like a good idea at the time. After all, What could go wrong if you stuck your dick in it? But things didn't work out as planned, instead of mind blowing orgasmic pleasure you're now in agony being rushed to A&E.
You know they're going to ask what happened so are you going to tell the truth or what is your go to excuse?
I was taking off my trousers as part of an afternoon nap when i was accosted by a bee which startled me and caused me to fall over into the >penis inserted into object name here< I also had an errection because reasons.
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Tell the truth, they are medical professionals bound by HIPAA.
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3 31Most men in the hospital for penile injury are there for sex injuries.
Tell them the truth. They need good stories to talk about.
It does not have to be as embarrassing as something stucked up someone's butt.
Depends on if its still attached to something 🤔
Lol it was good but tooo good
Stuck into what?
There is the peyronie's disease which is terrible for men, one of the causes could be damage caused by injury
A libtarded feminist fantasy made my cock explode.
Should I apologize for having a fat penis and paycheck?
I was taking off my trousers as part of an afternoon nap when i was accosted by a bee which startled me and caused me to fall over into the >penis inserted into object name here<
I also had an errection because reasons.
Tell the truth, they are medical professionals bound by HIPAA.