What does erection feel like? Erection-pedia: Enlighten yourself! Increase your knowledge

Erection-pedia, Enlighten yourself! Increase your knowledge. With this thesis?

Question: What Erection feels like: For curious ladies?

Answer: Imagine all your blood rushing to one of your fingers, so much that you can't bend that finger anymore and your finger's all swollen. All that blood and the pressure just feels immense like your fingers going to explode, it's not really painful but you can certainly feel that whatever is happening to your finger requires attention mainly because that sensation is distracting and the fact that your finger's all swollen means you can't really use it for anything practical until it stops being swollen. Now every time you accidentally touch something with your finger it just feels kind of nice, so you pet it a little bit and that feels nice, feels right. You're distracted anyway from this weird finger situation you have going on so you rub your finger until it really feels like it's going to explode only now you're kind of like "yeah, I'm gonna explode the shit out of this finger" Suddenly all the pressure that's been building up is released and you become mentally retarded for about 2 seconds. Once your brain begins working again you think, "That was pretty fucking weird, whew" The swelling goes down and you forget all about your weird finger until the swelling returns and if it doesn't return you start getting worried. This can happen dozens of times a day.

Morning boners Or Morning wood

What does erection feel like? Erection-pedia: Enlighten yourself! Increase your knowledge

Yes, every guy with a penis gets boner every morning cause of 2 reason.

1) Morning our testosterone level is high! Which makes us naturally horny.

2) Due to huge amount of urine stored in our bladder the blood flow in our genital increases, to help the muscles to keep the urine stored inside the body, until we go take a piss.

Tip : This is the best time when you can seduce your man! He will fall for it.

Cure for Boys : Take a piss.

Most honest compliment :-

Boner as the the most honest compliment to a woman's physical beauty. Cause it's not our lying mouth speaking it's our, Natural instincts speaking.

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Fake boners :-

Jeans sometime give fake boners : (Personal Experience) Happened a lot to me, once I was laying on the ground next to the football field watching my friends play. I got my foot sprained. Within 20 minutes a bunch of girls passed by me giggling and giving a naughty smile, I had no idea what was going on until a few of them brought the girl who was friends with me and they all sat next to me chatting with me ,those giggles were creepy, until I realized what was going on..

Jeans can create an illusion of fake boners but sometimes they are real.

What does erection feel like? Erection-pedia: Enlighten yourself! Increase your knowledge

And yes! Until I realized what was going, I suddenly got an uncontrollable bulge in front of them, one little funny embarrassing moment.

Cuddling boners

Boner does not always means Sex.

What does erection feel like? Erection-pedia: Enlighten yourself! Increase your knowledge

Whenever we get a boner it our natural instinct triggering to have sex, but we have control over ourselves (if we are sober) ladies! We are not a caveman! And being a hunter! Turning off our instincts is impossible, which means we don't control our boners. And even if we get a boner, Yes, at that time our body is ready to have sex, but that does not means we mentally are willing to have sex.

What does erection feel like? Erection-pedia: Enlighten yourself! Increase your knowledge

How is Erection controlled

We hardly have control over it. Ladies, you control our Erections. Don't find it weird but in reality you control it, some guys won't admit it . Your seduction decides if we are going to have one or not. (exception if the guy is erectile dysfunctional)

What does erection feel like? Erection-pedia: Enlighten yourself! Increase your knowledge

CAUTION : Erection can occur even, due to our, hot or beautiful cousin to whom we never or rarely meet. It does not always depends on our dirty thinking.

Teenage boners

What does erection feel like? Erection-pedia: Enlighten yourself! Increase your knowledge

Each male from age of 15 to 19 has been in that situation where, there was nothing seducing on them, still they got Erection.

Although in this age, a look at a cleavage, or the scent of your body or perfume is enough to trigger it.

Funny thing about boners

Everyone except the victim finds it funny...

What does erection feel like? Erection-pedia: Enlighten yourself! Increase your knowledge

Buy this pants.

Simple logic understand erection

How does the mechanism works...

What does erection feel like? Erection-pedia: Enlighten yourself! Increase your knowledge


FINAL REQUEST : IF YOU NOTICE, PLEASE JUST DON'T PANIC, OTHERWISE WE NEED TO LIE. which can get messy.

What does erection feel like? Erection-pedia: Enlighten yourself! Increase your knowledge

Most natural response : A smile, and say, ' Thanks you, little Mr. XYZ(boys name) for your honest opinion.'

Or let the guy have some alone time.

Thank you for your vital time and concentration of our thesis!

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Most Helpful Guy

  • Hahahaha! 😂😂😂 you made me laugh twice bro! First the swollen finger one and second your giggling girls story.

    Something similar to the giggling girls Story happened to me as well, and when I found out why they were giggling, I tried to explain its the jeans and said "Trust me, you'll notice when I get one". But they stayed and the reason why they stayed (curiousity) made mir get one. And then they were like "oooooooh! Now thats different than before" and then I felt embarrased..

    • Made ME get one* stupid autocorrect.

    • Yeah mate that happens a lot of times, first there Sweet giggles, and then those naughty faces +our dirty thoughts

Most Helpful Girl

  • i've always heard this but i'm wondering...

    does every boy who get hard (without touching) when he's alone with a girl, think that she's beautiful? what if he thinks she's meh but is entertaining thoughts of sex?

    • It means she is beautiful and sexy, yes. But like I said we are not caveman, we have control over kissing and touching, but not over our boners

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  • Great post lol It is a biological function... don't worry about it. I would suggest using a penis health creme daily to ensure proper health and hygiene down there. I know you say you are not having sexual thoughts presently but that will change soon and you want to be prepared. These cremes help a lot. Just google them.

  • This is the most informative, blunt and straight to the point thing i've ever read and it was awesome. I've always been curious and it's handy to know guys are very reactive to the simplest of things ;)
    Seriously though, it really raises my awareness to this crap and kind of makes me a lot more observant and careful with what I do and how I act and what I touch haha.
    This is awesome, you explained perfectly. Now... how to know if you've given a guy you're talking to a boner or how to tell if you're sexually attractive to them. Hmm female questions of life.

    • Thank you for your time, and I am glad I could enrich your knowledge.

    • At your age, if your talking to him, 99.5% chance he has an erection. If you walk past him... probably does... if he just thinks the word 'woman" probably does.. guys are basically walking erections at your age...

    • @godfatherfan well tbh, this take is especially for people who are going to be sexually active or are sexual, active, and sex is going to be/is new experience to them, Not for expert god father's like you.

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  • You forgot the part about having a boner when you really really really have to pee. You're trying like crazy to relax and not think about... I can't even mention what you're not supposed to think about because that would be thinking about it. Noooo, I remembered what I wasn't supposed to be thinking about and it started to go up again. All that hard won progress toward the flaccid goal is lost in a one millisecond lapse.

    So eventually it sloooowly starts to go down. Hey, it's half mast now, maybe I can bend it down enough to hit the toilet. Damn, it hasn't gone down down enough yet. Maybe if I push the tip down, lean forward as far as I can, it will be enough. Still not enough. Oh hell, looks like I'm going to have to do a handstand if I ever want to pee.

    • I still in +25 years to understand it, maybe I never faced that situation I don't stay that much away from toilet visit in each 1-2hrs

    • You never had that happen? Wow. It doesn't happen a lot, but it does happen sometimes. I've heard a lot of guys joke about it, so I assumed it happened to everyone.

    • I remember a TV show where two teams where playing a basketball game and one tried to cheat by giving the other pills (I think it was sleeping pills). Unfortunately, they gave them all Viagra. I still remember the captain of the other team giving out: "I had to do a handstand to pee!" XD

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  • :o well i have never seen a boner in my life.
    so thanks! that was very informational. :D! and funny
    www.emojibase.com/.../1f62c.png hehe

    • Seriously?

    • You never seen a boner, I feel at least 10 everyday

    • How is this even possible with 30 years of lifetime? aren't there guys where you live? Just pay attention more, random boners happen everywhere.

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  • Haha wow that was so funny!!! If guys only knew how curious girls really are about boners! I want to know when a guy gets one... Mostly because I never know if a guy likes me physically

    • 1) when the guy isn't standing straight and is bit bent forward with his but coming out. 2) when guy has a hand in pants! Pocket trying to control it. 3) Ever happened that your teacher said one boy to stand and answer the question and he hardly stands and usually with book hiding his crouch, yeah it's a boner. 4) Boner are random, but can be triggered by a girl very easily, you wanna trigger one, simple, you have the soft skin, just rub that soft hand over the body of guy! Maybe just touch finger tips on his back and just rub those tips in a pattern, maybe show them some nice cleavage! Or touch their crouch with your bottom/Or rub your hand near his crouch (an instant Erection). Touch and soft skin is ultimate weapon. And if none of it works, go skinny, get a trashy lingerie and get him in a room.

  • This is an excellent take well done :)

    • Thanks for your vote of confidence, and you have my Upvote

    • Thank you :) But no, it's a very funny and presumably accurate (I don't have a penis so can't comment on that bit) description. It's something a lot of women think about and men can't really explain

  • Excellent take!
    Learned a lot. =)

    Thank you for the information. One of the most honest takes out there. Very much appreciated.

    • thanks you have my Upvote

    • Haha =)

  • ill be the brave first girl to comment: nice take very informative and satisfied my mild curiosity about boners.

    • AND bravery award goes to you. Just glad you are not underage. You have my upvote

    • Lol thanks

  • Haha my boyfriend had boners whenever i hug him but it was cute :p

  • excellently put. But they don't always happen in the morning...
    as you get older that stops.
    you start to get a "little" bit of control over them. not much though.
    usually as you get older and shit starts to break, you start taking medications. those medications either stop things from working, or drive your libido down so your just not interested...

  • I love the feeling of a full erection. It's like a fully inflated balloon that won't fill up any more, or an inflated tire is more accurate I guess. It feels full, and warm (sometimes hot), and firm. The best way to wake up is rock hard. I can just lay there with my erection standing tall through the fly of my pajamas and be quite content. Even better when someone sees it, though.

  • It's a shame no girls are commenting. I hope they are reading it though, cause it's spot on.

    • Tried to keep it real, just waiting for their comment, it will take time to go up.

  • Very nice;)

  • Definitely not sexually active, but I've always wondered this. I'm pretty sure the guy I like has gotten them at least twice. Once he disappeared to the bathroom for like 30 mins, the next time he kept his hands in his pockets and was standing up straight leaning towards me a little

  • Aha! This why I'm glad I'm not a man. A friend of mine got one while looking at our 72 year old male professor, we wouldn't stop teasing him for the rest of the year about it. But he did say it has a mind of its own.,. lol

    • truly its funny i used to get them after lunch , and when it was usually next class in which a teacher was Sir, and a some guys noticed that and some girls too. They were confused if i was straight, gay , or bisexual. In the end as the bell rang , i ran to the mens-room to take a piss , and it was just a piss. Which made a bunch to classmates curious about my sexuality.

    • It really does have a mind of its own haha

  • I don't know if I'm just a weird kind of girl, but I find boners flattering when I'm cuddling up to a guy. Like, I'll intentionally push my butt into your crotch to get a reaction. It gives me a smug feeling. I only get pissed off if you're like: "oh, you got it hard, you should suck it now or it won't go away." Don't expect me to deal with it every time you get one.

    • What kind of moron, would do. You have are the rights to tease a guy, if he cuddles with you in bed!. Well she can ask you to suck or ride, it's just a playful flattering, you can say no if you want to

    • What kind of moron guy , would say such things. You have all the rights to tease a guy, if he cuddles with you in bed!. Well he can ask you to suck or ride, it's just a playful flattering, you can say no if you want to. - Sorry auto correct messed up last one entirely, just avoid it.

    • I guess my ex has gotten into my head more than I realised. I was cuddling with him and he basically chastised me for not attending to his 'problem.'

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  • I think I'm oblivious to them :p, I've only noticed one guy's boner as we were dancing. But for the rest? Nope slept with 10 guys in one room for a week, heck even slept with a guy friend a couple of times in the same bed. I never noticed a thing. Not even at parties were we are grinding.

    • Even in the morning? Mine stands up like a pole soon as I wake up lol

    • Yeah lol, never noticed em :p haha

    • Lol that's crazy

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  • Wait ✋, wait ✋ for it...

    What does erection feel like? Erection-pedia: Enlighten yourself! Increase your knowledge

    It's a way too raise your arm when your left and right arms are full, or otherwise occupied😉.

  • The above reasons are why I'm glad my dick naturally is pointed up, so my boners are quite well hidden.

  • sometimes it can be a curse to be a guy. but it is fun most of the time

    • At your age it is. Just let your hormones settle it will be nice and better later on

    • yeah, the morning wood is annoying. especially when you have guests staying over

    • Oh! It's a challenge to get rid of morning wood, before you start getting ready for high school. I used wake up at 7, first 20 minutes goes in morning wood then 10 minutes in pooping, then 10 minutes in shower 10 minutes dressing up, then grabing a bite or two taking the lunch and running to school to reach before 8:00am. Another part of challenge was making to the toilet, without getting my huge boner noticed in my PJs

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