Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health 
I wrote about a womans daily thoughts and although I do not and won't know for sure, this is my idea of the males daily thoughts.
"Damn she's hot"
"I'm hungry as fuck"
"Fuck my balls, they're sticking together/I sat on them. OW"
"When does *insert video game/movie* come out?"
"I wonder if *name* is single"
"She's such a cunt. she's probably on the rag"
"sex sex sex sex"
"what you doin little guy? *to random boner*"
"i wish I looked like him"
"Whys HE get all the girls?"
"she has a nice ass/rack"
"ass + titties, ass + titties, ass + titties"
"Im so tired i wanna go to bed"
"fuck my balls hurt"
"I'd like to *insert sex term* that girl"
"i need to look up *insert porn or movie*"
"She's beautiful, she's wife material"
"how is someone that good looking dating someone that ugly?"
"I'm so horny and hungry and tired"
there's probably a lot more but thats what I'd imagine it'd be.
Guys, does this ring true at all?
Girls, do you agree or have any to add?
What Girls & Guys Said
6 52This is a little insulting to guys.
Oh apparently they agree, lol!
Well... I take it as a compliment. Hha. Cheers. can't be angry at the truth.
I am pretty freaking hungry right now...
Spot on💯
Nice efforts!.. But you failed to get inside our head..
1) we treat out dick as a pet or little guy only when we are trying to be funny to a girl or someone..
2) 'I wish I looked like him' = Nope never!.. I never wished to look like anyone else.. Yeah!.. Admiring another model and his efforts in making strong biceps and chest is something else.. It's like, I wish I could spare time and money to improve my body to that level..
3) balls are in a pouch that is pretty comfy.. So it doesn't hurt if you sit or jump or run.. Unless you jump from a huge height +8 feels and don't know how to land properly
Yeah that was quite accurate.
I don't really agree :P I don't think guys think so much about women... I think the only time a woman crosses their mind is when they see someone they find truly attractive; I mean, as a girl, I know that boys are not the only thing on my mind so the same applies for guys when it comes to thinking about girls; there's more to life :)
You definitely over-estimate our complexity. Most our day can be covered by -
Food
Hot chick
Cars
Sports
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Haha I tried I apologize for being so horribly wrong
but at least...
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i hate myself. i totally blanked on a funny gif/meme/video response :/... there's only 1 way to right my wrong...
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oh lord
Some of these yes haha
A few ya
That's like 5% of what I think about.
I only think about chicks when I see them and it's very rare that one will be attractive enough to garner my attention for more than 10 seconds.
You clearly have no idea what it's like to have balls. They don't stick together nor do they hurt throughout the day unless there is a serious medical problem.
We may ( especially young guys ) have much higher sex drives than you ladies , but we are not that sex obsessed ( I'm not that bothered anymore ) , did make me chuckle though !!. I actually advocate a sex drive killer for men as most guys wish it came with an OFF or DELETE button , you ladies would be happy with that too , no more " pervy , thirsty , creepy " guys bothering you = everyone happy !!
Constant hurting balls,
The PMS blaming
The talking to your boner
Constant sex
Why's he get all the girls?
Other than these, you're spot on
No this really is only true for a handful of people
Women have this weird idea that we men act like our dicks are puppies, or pet parrots, and refer to our dicks as "he" or name it or such.
We really don't. We don't name our dicks or call it little guy or he, anymore than you name your pussy or your arm.
a friend of mine named his dick Carl another friend of mine literally named his dick Batman
... well fuck me sideways.
Yeah, I've had a few boyfriends and mates who refer to their dick in the third person when they've gotten a random boner. Maybe it helps dispel any awkwardness or embarrassment they're feeling?
I call my boy, boy.
what's with all the testicular pain?
The balls part only hurt when it get hit. When we sit, it doesn't actually hurt. Mostly, yeah. You got it right.
I get where you might've got this from, and I hate to say it, but for me at least it's horribly inaccurate.
Occasionally if i see a good looking girl I'll think 'woah she is sexy af!' but that's def not a daily thing
THOUGHTS OF THE DAY:
'random song lyrics'
'shit i actually need to revise'
(*fails to catch a satsuma before eating*) 'wow i'm shit at catching'
'more random song lyrics'
'actually i'm quite hungry, wonder what we have'
'oh ffs, there's nothing. I'm going to have to actually cook'
'yeah i really do need to revise... how do you work out horizontal asymptotes again?'
'now may be the time for a cheeky wank'
'well that was good, better clean up'
'ooooh someone texted me!! i have FRIENDS!!!'
ok so that's obviously very simplified and just a few example of stuff I've thought about today, but my point is: (most) GUYS AREN'T JUST OBSESSED WITH SEX-we have a lot more going on in our lives, believe it or not!
You may have touched 1% of my world of thought, if even that.