What It's Really Like To Have A "Monster Cock"

What it's really like to have a

Google "monster cock" and you will get 5.5 million search results. You will find a virtually unlimited supply of porn in this genre. The monster cock is sometimes the subject of fantasy or tribute. Other times, it is quite literally treated as a monster--frightening and fearsome.

Here is a first-person take on what it's like to have a monster cock, from a straight male point of view.

Growing Up

What It's Really Like To Have A "Monster Cock"

Nobody tells you that you have a monster cock when you're a kid. It's something you discover along the way. Until the first time you see another boy (or man), and another, and another, you think you are just like everyone else. Gradually, you begin to realize you're special. The question is, Is it a good thing or a bad thing?

At certain ages, when we are naturally self-conscious about our bodies, the monster penis can be the subject of guilt and shame. Gym class is a nightmare. Modesty is essential. As one begins to have a sexual awakening and is exposed to pornography where penis size is prized, everything changes. From there, the monster cock leads to a sense of self-confidence that only men with very large penises can understand.

In close-knit communities like sports teams or schools, once the secret of your monster cock is out, it will spread like wildfire. One hookup on campus with an indiscrete girl, and your legend will be made over night. It's not unusual at all to earn nicknames relating to the monster cock. Nor is it unusual for girls you've never met to bluntly ask if it's true that you have a monster cock and can they see it.

Fashion Challenges

What It's Really Like To Have A "Monster Cock"
When you have a monster cock, you must get comfortable with the fact that you are always on display, much like a large-breasted woman. The goal is not to conceal, but to be tasteful and respectful. There are certain clothes that conceal better than others. There are some clothes you just don't wear. The right underwear is important. Boxers are bad because your snake slithers uncomfortably down one leg. Boxer briefs with a good sized pouch are best to keep things in check. Basketball shorts or sweats are bulge factories. On the beach or at the pool, a Speedo can only be worn with your penis slung over to the side at 3 or 9 o'clock, assuming it's not a low-rise, in which case there is not enough material to cover up. Board shorts should be loose with a long inseam to prevent peakaboos. Tight jeans are horribly uncomfortable and revealing. Dress pants require very tight underwear to avoid a VPL (visible penis line). Cotton underwear is usually less effective in concealing the lumps and contours, especially if you have a large penis head.


Glances

What It's Really Like To Have A "Monster Cock"

In public, you can expect to get plenty of glances at your bulge. Most people try to pretend they're not looking, which often makes it even more obvious. Others will flat out stare in amazement. You never know what you'll get. A beautiful young woman might be repulsed. An old woman might linger. Sometimes you'll catch a group of girls talking about you, thinking you can't hear. Occasionally, you'll be the subject of a "secret" cell phone pic. You just get used to it.

In the Locker Room

What It's Really Like To Have A "Monster Cock"

It's an interesting feeling to know that, odds are 1000 to 1, you'll have the biggest meat in the locker room--and that almost every guy wishes they were packing like you. Growing up, it's awkward. Something freakish. Something to hide. At some point, however, you realize you are the way god made you, and you let it all hang out. It doesn't matter what kind of body you have, with 9+ swinging inches, you are lord of the locker room. And make no mistake, guys will look. Even the straightest guys can't help but take a gander.

First Time Sexual Encounters

What It's Really Like To Have A "Monster Cock"

The first time the clothes come off, you can expect a jaw-dropping look followed by any number of comments. The most common is simply "oh my god." Other common phrases are "no way," and variations of "that will rip me apart." Occasionally there are humorous lines like "what are they feeding you" and "are you part horse?" In certain circumstances, it may be best to warn your partner in advance to avoid an uncomfortable situation. However, it is very hard to tell someone you have a monster cock without seeming boastful and arrogant.

Relationships

What It's Really Like To Have A "Monster Cock"

There will be some relationships that are entirely predicated on sex. A partner is so deeply devoted, if not addicted, to the monster cock, that very little else of the relationship will grow. This partner will overlook flaws and generally put up with a lot of crap, as long as she is sexually fulfilled. She may also be a cheater. Other relationships will simply never take root due to sexual incompatibility. Not every woman is physically able to accommodate a monster cock. Some won't even try. Some will give it time and effort and eventually succeed. Some will eventually give up if they find it too painful. They will move on.

Sex

What It's Really Like To Have A "Monster Cock"

Sex with a monster cock is sometimes incredible and sometimes frustrating. If your partner is a size queen, it can be truly mindblowing to be worshipped like some sort of Greek god. If she finds your penis intimidating or scary, you might feel like an actual monster or a freak. Not a good feeling. When you are delivering intense pleasure and know it, it is of course very gratifying. If you can sense that your partner is grinning and bearing the sex for your pleasure, it can be quite difficult to produce a climax.

Perhaps the best part of having a monster cock is the incredible versatility that it creates in sex. There are simply things you can do with a monster cock that would be otherwise impossible. A blow job from behind. A titty fuck while kissing in a face to face position. Use your imagination. An ambitious sex partner will adopt all kinds of interesting techniques to please you.

Of course, there is the challenge of squeezing all that meat into your partner. Lots of lube is required, whether natural or man made. You need to go slow before you go deep. Bottoming out and hitting the cervix is almost always a very uncomfortable feeling for your partner, although you may find a partner now and the who loves that feeling of fullness. Almost all partners like to feel stretched ... to a point.

Many will assume that because you have such a large penis, you must also produce a prodigious load of cum. This may add to the excitement of climax, particularly if your partner enjoys being splashed with cum rather than an internal orgasm.

Oral sex is a challenge, and blow jobs are more mentally stimulating than physical. The truth is, not much more than an apple-sized head is getting into your partner's mouth. So the rest of the stimulation usually comes from hands or running the tongue up and down the shaft. Still, there are many women who love the challenge of gagging on a monster cock.

Almost all women seem to enjoy hand jobs with a monster cock. Whatever natural fascination with the penis is multiplied several times by the size. The feeling in one's hand. The throbbing of the veins. The warmth. Watching it grow. The length of the strokes. When it comes to hand jobs, a monster cock is much like a lump of clay on a potter's wheel, and a partner will thoroughly enjoy rendering a work of art.

Self Sucking

What It's Really Like To Have A "Monster Cock"

You get this question all the time, and the answer is: Yes, you can suck your own cock. But that doesn't mean that you want to. Of course, at some point curiosity kicks in, so you see if you can do it. Then you realize that A) you're straight and you're sucking cock, and B) you're sucking your own cock, which is definitely not a turn on

Aesthetics

A monster cock is just like any other sized cock, except that it isn't any other sized cock. Due to its size, there are certain attributes that are usually present. For one, it's not unusual at all for a monster cock to have a curve to it. This is the natural outcome of years of stuffing the long shaft into tight underwear. Consistently dressing to one side or the other will gradually lead to a curve in that direction. Another common monster cock quality is veins. The ample blood supply required to create a fully tumescent monster cock usually means the presence of many, very thick, very visible veins. These may add to the intimidating and "monsterish" appearance. Monster cocks tend to be very large even when flaccid as gravity tends to pull the flesh downward and blood with it. They are particularly floppy and pendulous due to the weight. Running and jumping naked with a monster cock is not advisable and usually results in unwanted whipping or accidental tugging between the legs.

Good thing or bad thing?

What It's Really Like To Have A "Monster Cock"

No doubt, there are pros and cons to having a monster cock. I believe that the net effect is a positive, and that the cons--while challenging--are far outweighed by the pros. A monster cock is rare and wonderous, and can be the source of great joy and pleasure.

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  • good. :)

    • You think?

  • If it sucks soo much there are reduction surgeries.
    www.nydailynews.com/.../...rgery-article-1.2120188

    Don't worry about relationships, I know chicks who dumped their 'monster cock' bfs, because that's all he had to him.
    You are cool.

  • Right, well my dick is bigger than average, but definitely not as big as a "monster cock".

    I've had plenty of people ask me about it and all my ex gfs have complained about it hurting, so I end up only going half way into them...

  • can't necessarily say I have a monster cock, it is around 10.5" long and a little thinner than a toilet roll when it is fully erect, so not too sure. I do know that when I had my pants down in front of a girlfriend at a stage she commented ' shit that thing is big!' so on presumption I suppose it is semi monster. it feels great when fucking and it hits against the back wall of the vagina.

  • I'm under 7", and have to warm girls up before going balls deep. Can't imagine what it's like for those guys you see on the internet that measure their things to like 8 or 9 inches.

  • its true finding that girl that can take a big dick is hard to find

  • Good piece. I agree with the complications it can have to be well above average. But as I cannot change who I am, I've learned to live with it and embrace it. There will always be some things that other people have an easier time with (and if you ask most people, this might qualify as a "first world problem").

  • Well, I'm 8in and like 6in in girth. When I wake up in the morning my dick is bigger than my average erection. Like way longer and fatter. I really wanna try morning wood fucking.

  • in a few words it sucks.
    -its impracical and you can get hurt easily
    -you are objectified and become a living sex toy
    -you can't be sure if in a relationship she loves you for you
    -many girls won't be able to fuck you
    -you are being stalked
    -you get unwanted attention
    -you base your confidence in false things (although that mostly depends on the person)

  • being a man sucks being born suck unless you have everything you wanted in life. like a lot of happy people do

  • Here's the thing... Length after a certain point doesn't matter... Now girth and true thickness is what will drive a lady crazy IF AND ONLY IF she likes that kind of stuff. I've not had it good at finding women, for the most part, who like thick like I am. It can be downright depressing to be told "no way"

  • I've always had an abnormally large cock, both length and circumference from as far back as I can remember, so have got used to growing up into adulthood with many experiences. It has been called and refferd to as many things, including 'monster'. I can never recall a time when it wasn't dangling down nearby my knee caps, and it grew following a steady growth curve. Pubery probably came on around the age of 11, but in terms of cock size I'd already got a good head start.

    Its true you dont particularly realise you are that different or anything unique or special at first. I could notice I was significantly larger than others my age when young but that didn't really mean much. Perhaps others notice, but didn't bring it up to me. Not until I got into my teens, starting secondary school (combined middle and high shcool grades 6-11 for US viewers). Conversations starting to get racier, girls in school up to the age of 16 and always some guy that got hold of some porn (usually from an older sibling). That I really became awakened to the fact, I was seriously well more endowed than not just my peers but older men too. Google and the internet was still in its infancy, so I couldnt just look up how i compared to everyone else in general. However, based on how girls were talking about 'porno' dicks and how i hung against others in urinals, I began to think I've got something special.

    The best part I feel, the ego strokes, glances, stares, general widespread attention it gets, the way word spreads around about it, notority. Even if many dont want to do anything with it, everyone would like to gawk at it. Also the lack of insecurity probably and laid back because I don’t feel the need to prove my masculinity.

    The worst part, people's assumptions about you, maybe. By that I mean if I discuss it openly or pre-warn people, it’s seen as egotistical. Otherwise just a few daily clothing chores and issues sitting on toliets. The other always been asked why you dont do porn with it? This is gernerally the most tiersome question I get, I'm happy to talk about my giant cock all day long, exept when I have to answer this for the millon time. I'd never consider it for myself mostly because I’m doubtful I could 'perform' under the conditions. Raising and maintaining and errection for my size is an organised effort. Lot of stimulation is required and once I get there, I don’t like to waste time putting it to good use. In front of a camera, cast and crew watching, on a time schedule, inpatient for their 'shot' then, cut stop, let’s move things around, bring in the fluffers, ok get hard and go again. Sorry it just wouldn’t work for me. Then of course, how many top stars would be willing to work with me? Relatively speaking I envisage my 'career' would be very brief. I’m also pretty sure I’ve heard on good authority, the gals make way more than the guys in the pro industry. Yeah of course size has an awe and sell value but all being told, it would be like asking a strongman to rep the deadlift record, several times on a bench and hold it there for a minute between reps.

    All in all the positives outweight the negatives, in my opinion and id never wish to reduce or loose an inch. I went through a period in my life where I had a string of knock backs from women telling me it was 'too big' and couldnt fit. For a time I got conerned I was getting too big. However, I begun to meet some ladies who appreciated size and could take it, then I discovered women into extreme insertions and figired really, I didn't have to worry. There would always be someone out there to take it.

  • wowzie!

  • I have a thick 10". I love it that the women love it. But some women just aren't built to take it all. So sometimes I can't put it all in and have to pull back to screw. And I hate not getting in all the way and bumping the ugly. I'm a solid 10' maybe a little more.

    • show me 😂

    • I bet gay guys love it too.

  • It can be difficult. I was in love with a good friend who had a big penis, and though everyone was fascinated by it and he could get laid because he was attractive and fun, sex was frequently difficult for him. We slept together for a few years and although I was so hot for him and crazy about him, it never did get physically comfortable.

    (For the record, one of his pals with an unusually small penis also pulled tons of chicks, so the D wasn't the key to party dropping like guys seem to think).

  • Very proud to say I'm able to take 9" VERY comfortably. ;) [Dildo From a toy store].

  • I don't know what is considered big. But I'm 7" and I've heard that's big for my age (17). It's not easy. It doesn't have a lot of dating pull and I can't wear a lot of clothing. My current girl will point it out when she sees it through my jeans.

  • As a man with a very large penis, I have made my own list somewhat similar to this.

    PROS -
    Bragging rights.

    CONS -
    90% of sex is foreplay
    no quickies
    briefs are a no-no
    great, toilet water on my dick
    tight fitting pants are uncomfortable as hell
    bottoming out when you're only 60% in
    condoms hurt (thanks a lot FDA)
    lube lube lube lube lube
    girlfriend WILL tell her friends about it
    people staring at my crotch
    stereotype that everyone with a big penis is not only bad at sex, but a selfish lover

    • "girlfriend WILL tell her friends about it" how is that a con? In general, the more a girl cares about you, the less of that kind of gory detail she'll tell her friends. With boys we love, we keep that shit close to the chest. But, yeah, how is that a bad thing exactly? LOL

    • @redeyemindtricks Because it then casts doubt on whether other girls are really interested in you or just want to try a ride on your cock.

  • I wish I had one...
    I'm 16 and 6 inches but it's not very thick..

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