Whats the Messiest Sex You've ever Had?

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yolo18 · Accepted Answer

Me and my boyfriend are in a long distance relationship since we both were 17. We met online and out parents didn't had a clue we were dating sb from the internet. When I turned 18, I spent my hard worked money to go see him for the first time, but I asked my girlfriends to come with me. (Never go see someone you meet in the internet by yourself, no matter how close you guys are! ) I was a virgin, and I told him that I wanted him to be the one taking it away from me. I told him that I wanted to do raw sex, so I told him to get checked before my arrival, and I did too. (I was on birth control pills for the first time) We both have dreamed and talked about how freaky we were going to be once we finally reunited. All the sex talk, all the freakiest things I told I'd do to him on chat... I DONE IT ALL. Every time we have sex ( whenever we see each other) is just amazing! But our second time doing it was the best sex we ever done! It was in the middle of the day, at my gorgeous hotel room, and we just woke up from a long night of fun, where we made love to each other for the first time. I woke up early to get ready for the day. After that I started doing my hair and makeup, when he pops out of the bathroom telling me to come over and give him a kiss. I stood up and followed him naively. When I reached the bathroom, he took his towel off and exposed his glory (my glory). My sex drive switched on and my body felt magnetic next to his. We french kissed and hopped in the shower together. He started fingering me to check how yet I was. He gasped. I was soo ready for his d! ck to get inside me. We f4cked slow at the beginning, ait was very loving... Then I told him to f4ck me harder. So he did. I, then switched position so that he could hit it from the back. He was grabbing my boobs whilst f4cking me and I put my arms between my legs to reach for his ball and massage them all at the same time. I came so much. And all my lower body felt soo good, and undescribed feeling. I swear I felt his pen! s on my stomach. it was 11 out of 10, it was fantastic.
After that we took an actual shower and I told my friends situated in the room next to mine, that me and my boyfriend would stay in bed for the day. That day, when my mother called to know how the trip was going, the only truth I told her was that I've had lots of fun already. ( she had no idea about my boyfriend, she thought I was in a besties-trip , not a bae-cation😅😁💖)

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I was in a car and we had a threesome it was a mess we were smoking and drinking and i squirted everywhere in the car it was a mess we had lube all over too 💀

Andres77 · Accepted Answer

I used to date a prostitute. One weekend there was a convention in town. Business convention. Her customers for two night were well dressed, cologne wearing, big tippers. It was two nights.
The first night she got a reputation as she went from room to room. The second night they pooled their money and basically gangbanged her without condoms. She said she came a lot. She got back to her apartment (where I'd moved in) and woke me up by sitting on my face about 5 am. Usually she takes a shower before we fucked after working, not tonight. She was sweaty stinky and drenched. She said that was the most she'd cum in one night and she didn't want it to end. She lost track of the guys but based on the money she made (almost $3000) that night alone it must have been near 10 guys. Or else they were just huge tippers.
So we fucked until she came a few more times, I finally came, then she wanted me to eat her pussy again until she came one more time.
That was the messiest.

Gedaria · Accepted Answer

We were on holiday. We had a massage, but instead of oil, it was this good mud.
You lay in this bath of mud. This girl gets in with you to massage your body. I was very nice until she got I my cock. She
started massaging it. It was great, then she laid on top of me and going up and down my body.
How she managed it she got me inside her. I've done in all ways but this was the most unusual sex I have had, considering I thought it was just a massage.

AustinMan · Answer

Period sex. It looked like we'd "sacrificed a small animal," she said with a huge grin on her face as she was completely satisfied. Period sex is amazing. Just put down old towels.

iseekpinetrees · Answer

Um a time I squkrted a lot I guess

FlyGirl95 · Answer

Wet the entire bed from squirting

AGirl_x · Answer

A sex party where I got gang banged and th

AndyOh · Answer

We tried to use honey. Bad idea.
We were in a trailer, which has low ceiling and tight walls.
Honey gets everywhere! All over the bed, on the walls, and even on the ceiling. We had to go shower just to get all the honey off of our bodies.

Sevenpointfive · Answer

this one girls cum or fluid was so sticky, combined with my sticky and spermicide. when she got off of me i didn't have anything to clean up with. i had to use my fleece pullover. a bit awkward. great sex though

Finchie40 · Answer

Whipped cream and chocolate syrup

Yaaten · Answer

It's never been messy, although the sheets get tangled up and often end up on the floor. Does that count?

ChloeDoeTho · Answer

Massive black cock that stretched my pussy open and left it a gaping mess literally with cum leaking from my gaping wide pussy and it was coming out of my pussy in like waves almost just when I thought I had pushed it all out

JosyJosy · Answer

Squirting without being prepared

Massageman · Answer

Chocolate had something to do with it - - - -

KatherineJ · Answer

I’m not sure if we have ever had clean sex.

Jessyonfire · Answer

Dnt even ask about it tbh

Sara247 · Answer

Food play that turned into rough sex

Titanic1912 · Answer

The messiest was when I was fingering my girlfriend. When I pulled my fingers out after about 30 minutes, she was bleeding. My fingers were drenched with blood. We were immediately turned off. We went to her bathroom, I gave her a sponge bath and we put our clothes back and I haven’t fingered her since.