Where do you cum?

Guys, when you masturbate, where do you cum?
like on yourself or in a tissue or what?
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  • To be honest with you it really depends on where I'm at what I'm doing and if I'm doing it with somebody like through role play or phone sex but I have done it everywhere I don't like to be messy Marvin but there are times where I am and then there's times where having phone sex and it gets so free and intense and build up after buildup after buildup I can go from laying on my back to standing up and if timings right I mean I'm going to shoot it all the way across my bed and keep going and still want to shoot another load because she's just had an orgasm and she wants to keep going everybody gets that intense you're not going to stop and think about the mess you're just going to let it fly

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  • Depends how horny I am. And also depends if I took viagra. Viagra ain't just for ED. I have a prescription for a minor heart condition, and that stuff works amazingly. I have shot it across the room before. And I have cum so much and so hard, my wife had me shoot on her face one time when we were insanely going at it and horny, and I shot down her mouth so hard that she actually pushed it out her nose, pushed my penis out of the way, and I was still cumming and shot her in her eye and she couldn't see well for about 20 minutes. Of course I felt bad as it was an accident. But she was a great sport, thought it was somewhat funny, and sucked me about an hour later because I was still hard. She ensured she deepthroated and swallowed deep because she wanted it straight down her throat. She said it was by far the hardest and most cum I have ever done with her and that she could feel it slide down into her belly, but never felt it in her mouth or throat. What an experience for the both of us!

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  • It depends on the situation.
    If I'm on the bathroom I prefer doing it down the toilet.
    But sometimes a tissue solves a lot of issues and keeps the mess at a minimum.
    On myself isn't uncommon either, but mainly if I'm not well prepared enough for whatever reason.
    Inside a girl is of course preferable.

  • It really depends on where I am.

    I cum a LOT (I have a condition), so cleanup is always a bitch. I've found that it's much easier just to masturbate in the shower, so I don't have to worry about it.

    If that's not an option, then the next best thing is to just shoot it in a towel, if there's one handy.

    • Do you have hyperspermia? I shot LOADS up to my early 40s,,,

    • @Pete671 Yes, I do. I have the exact same issue. The volume is insane.

    • Used to watch "cumblast" videos. obviously fake but a real good laugh, but been to parties where guys with your condition would squirt buckets of the stuff lol,,,

  • Depends where and how I feel.

    often it’s in shower, however can also be over stomach, chest etc.

    there is invariably a load and I avoid doing it in toilet as goes all over.

    Nice over boobs though.

  • Kerry as you know 99% of all younger guys masturbate frequently but most will never admit it. When I do it is usually on my stomach (which I clean off with a tissue) or on a towel. What have you noticed on guys when you give them a handjob?

  • A paper towel is much better than a tissue. It doesn’t stick to you as easily.

  • If you haven't been circumcised, you can just cum with your fingers pinching the end of your foreskin shut, so you can just dump it somewhere when you're done. Pretty practical if you don't feel like making a mess

    • But that makes a big mess inside, between your foreskin and the head. You'll have to properly wash afterwards...

    • @Tellme If you have a handheld bidet, it's not a big deal.

    • I see, you're well equipped. ;)

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  • When I masturbate I usually lie down on my bed. I ejaculate on my belly, or even higher up if it's a super strong orgasm. Then I wipe myself with a hand towel I have ready.

  • If I'm in bed I usually cum either back on myself or it goes on the bedsheets and just dries up anyway. I use a tissue when I masturbate during the day though.

  • I cum too much for a tissue to take it all do I just let it pump out all over my chest and belly and then wipe it up with several tissues or if I make a real mess I jump in the shower for a rinse off.

  • On a hand towel

  • Usually on myself and then I clean it up with a rag

  • I usually cum on my belly, then clean up with a cloth or paper towel

  • Yea or into a toilet or sink

  • It depends... sometimes I will lay some paper towel on a desk and shoot onto it while standing... sometimes I'll shoot it on myself... sometimes I will shoot into my mouth (getting on my back, throw my legs overhead so the tip is hovering right over my mouth)... and sometimes I'll edge for awhile and then my wife joins me for the finale and I cum in her

  • In shower , down the drain

  • On myself.
    I am thinking about buying a Venus 2000 male milking machine.
    That should be interesting.

  • Tissue

  • I masturbate laying down and I cum on my stomach. Sometimes it comes all the way to my face, which is really hot. Then I clean with paper and go shower

  • In the shower or I'll lay out boxers on the bed and shoot on those.

  • Why do you care?

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