Why do guys like to cum on themselves when they jerk off alone? Why not in a paper like in the old days? Is it because its whats thought in porn?

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  • I don’t know many guys who LIKES to sperm themselves.. :p I sure hate it when it happens. But sometimes we have no choice or it’s an unwanted civilian casualty. :p
    And from time to time it’s just so amazing that we just don’t care.. toilets and sinks are often used if we manage to get there. 😂

  • Sometimes, when you're just about to blow your load, the last thing you want to do is have to pause long enough to get a Kleenex in hand so you don't sploog all over the floor, etc. It's just way easier to blow it all over your chest and either wipe it off or jump in the shower and wash it off.

Most Helpful Girl

  • Um, an increase in the availability of water perhaps?

    • It's not easy to control the situation.

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  • I've never purposely cum on myself in my life. Not once.

    If that's something that other guys enjoy doing, then I have no idea why.

  • Just shoot it across the room and none gets on your. But you have to clean the walls every few weeks. :-)

  • It depends on the guy. Personally, I don't cum on myself. I wouldn't like the clean-up.

  • Na I don't do this if I have a wank it's going to be in the bath, shower, in the toilet, a posh wank or with something like a fleshlight.
    Only time I might cum on myself is if a woman is wanking me off.

  • I don't, so I can't imagine a reason.

  • Ew. I don't think guys actually like doing this. I'll cum just about anywhere other than on me.

  • I like to cum on my hard cock when I masturbate sometimes! I will use a sock or tissue or I will cum on the floor or anywhere I can! I do sometimes feel like I am about to cum and I am too late and I blow my load!
    I shave my pubic hair off so when do I can clean up better. Sometimes I will rub it all over my cock and stomach! I masturbate in the shower a lot so no clean up!

  • If never gone out off my way to cum on myself lol

    • But if you do, why do you? If you dont, simply ignore my reply.

  • When you're lying down on your back masturbating the semen spurts out and lands on your belly or even higher. It's not a porn thing. It's just what happens. And then I take a washcloth and wipe it up.

  • I don't! I ALWAYS have a towel to come on.
    Not just masturbating either.
    Even if I pull out and come all over her belly, there's a towel there to clean it up ASAP

  • Thats nasty

    I came on myself b4 it's disgusting

  • never heard of guys that do that.

  • I dont like a space in particular but where it is, its own own cum so doesn tbother most of us

  • Paper towels are expensive. Besides when it dries you can just wash it off in the shower.

  • Oh I never cum on myself on purpose lol

    • I know. But is it because thats what porn thought you over the years? Or is there a reason? Like you feel sexier when you do it and cum hard?

    • Oh sorry lol

    • I misread.

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  • I don't, that's what showers, toilet bowls and handfuls of TP or tissues are for. Who wants a mess to clean up?

  • Asked some friends a similar question I don't like my stuff getting anywhere in me but thats just me

  • Why stop just as you’re about to cum and get a paper towel? Just cum and enjoy the orgasm then clean up later.

  • Laziness. LOL!

  • I guess some guys like the feeling of hot cum landing on their stomach and chest. Maybe they're fantasizing about their. liver doing it to them. Who knows. I'd rather cum somewhere for easy clean up.

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