Would this make you happy or sad?

Question

You really like a girl at work and manage to get a date. Things develop and eventually turn sexual. After a night of passion she tells you that you've got the biggest dick at work. Would it make you happy or sad?

Chazmatazz269 · Accepted Answer

HAHAHA!!! I did NOT see that coming! Kudos!
In all reality, i’d probably laugh out loud just like i did when i read the question. Laughter is generally a sign of happiness more than sadness, so i guess that’s the answer. I don’t tend to worry about the size of my weiner much, and i’d like to think i wouldn’t fall for the office trollop. She’d have to have psychic powers or something. Ell oh ell!

Lliam · Accepted Answer

I'd feel complimented. Although if wouldn't make me happy to know that everyone at work had taken a shot at her. It would feel weird. I guess I wouldn't think of her as committed romantic material, especially if she goes around measuring dicks. Is she going to keep seeking a bigger one?

Gent207 · Answer

I'd be too in the moment to care 🤣

Guffrus · Answer

Could be worse; everyone else says I am the biggest dick at work and thats very different.

mrmonogamous · Answer

Unless she’s been in serious monogamous relationships with every other guy at work over a corse of time, she’s be too promiscuous for me.

Bricealan · Answer

AND I don't' care if she fucked all the guys at work.

Sixgunsound · Answer

I feel sorry for her that she’s at a point in life where she knows the answer to that.

Fireguy17 · Answer

I would say A, but not really believe her. But take it as a compliment.

Slartybartfast · Answer

Don't date at work or wiz on the electric fence..

AviatorTom · Answer

I wouldn't be sad because I'd probably laugh if she said that. So, given that there are only two choices, Happy it is! 😀

Smoothing · Answer

There is no telling how I would feel, but the feeling would be a bad one. It is very clear she ficked every guy at work. That is literally community service.

bean2k21 · Answer

It wouldn't surprise me. My dick is so big it has its own office. One day, a girl brought a ladder to work. When I asked her what it was for, she said "So I can blow you."

exitseven · Answer

I would think it was awesome.

Kreneman · Answer

Lol, I would be flattered but it's not deal breaker for me, especially if she's very hot woman. As long as I don't catch anything, I'm straight but for me, I would not do that anymore. Lol

Makeushiver · Answer

Neither, though I guess the opposite would not be pleasant. I want to know what turns her on, what little places on her body react best to a tongue or caress. I'd much rather hear, "I've never cum that hard/so many times before. I wouldn't want a micro dick but keeping her turned on and increasing her arousal and orgasms are what i'd like to accomplish

ArtemisSilver · Answer

Haha I'd have mixed feelings but whatever. I'd probably think she's lying as I've seen a few trouser pythons at the office.

Andres77 · Answer

I’d want to hear every story…

Smallboobsgotohell · Answer

Stfu u whore u spent the night with everyone in the office u fucking whore and i would spank her ass then take off my condom and creampie her and transfer my job