Zodiacs, Please Rise!

Lol please don’t curse me out below 😂🫣🤣 I know most of y'all HATE to hear about this zodiac based shit and so y'all go on and on about how fake it is. I’m just discussing this for fun and to pass the time while I’m at work. Please, don’t let this topic ruin your day lol.

I stay wet 🤣
I stay wet 🤣
Zodiacs, Please Rise!


I want to share how things turned out for me based off my experiences with each.
I try not to hold the zodiac against the person during the initial meet/greet but once we’re out of each others lives, I definitely like to think back as to if their sign played a role in why they were the way they were. I just find it fun to associate it with their personality or appearance (even if its total bullshit). So yea just take it as me writing this for anyone whose bored and simply cares to read OR for anyone who actually enjoys zodiac stuff.

Zodiacs, Please Rise!
Zodiacs, Please Rise!
Zodiacs, Please Rise!


So when it comes to dating, I have dated at least one of each and I have noticed that this would be my ranking from FAVORITE TO LEAST FAVE-

1. Cancer

2. Virgo

3. Aquarius

4. Sagittarius

5. Pisces

6. Gemini

7. Libra

8. Aries

Oh yea and those bastards…

9. Leo

10. Taurus

11. Scorpio

12. Capricorn

Zodiacs, Please Rise!
Zodiacs, Please Rise!

I mean I am apart of one of the most hated zodiacs, so it is what it is…

Physical Attraction-

I have realized that those I find myself the most physically attracted to turned out to be Cancer, Virgo, Taurus, Pisces, Sagittarius and Scorpio. I mean wow they are sexy af. Beautiful little creatures 🤣😍👌 (I can’t post my actual exes without consent so I’ll post some celeb examples below lol.) Yet, the men who always seemed to be the most physically attracted to ME (cause attraction is not always a two-way street) happened to be Leo, Gemini, Virgo, and Taurus.

Pisces
Pisces
Virgo
Virgo
Scorpio
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Sagittarius
Virgo #2
Virgo #2
Taurus
Taurus
Cancer
Cancer

Hot damn Harrison actually looks like my ex JP here 😝 and Godfrey looks like my Papi Lu 🫣 If I had exes that looked like the others, I’d still be with them for sure 🤣 But no seriously, I have yet to see an unattractive male belonging to the group of zodiacs above, especially a Cancer male.

Mental Attraction-

The Cancer, Virgo, Aquarius, Sagittarius and Gemini always understood me best because we shared similar mindsets and sense of humors.

  • I still find it interesting that the Cancer could always finish my sentence or easily read my mind and vice versa. It was scary cool. But damn you can’t lie to one another for shit 😭 Leo somehow reads me easily too since they understand me emotionally well but I’m not the biggest fan of them.
  • I think the Virgo and I just shared that similarly judgmental and overly loving thing.
  • Sagittarius and I definitely meshed well when it came to music, humor, and the both of us being territorial.
  • Gemini really just made the best of friends rather than partners. Leo males make good friends too but again THIS IS NOT ABOUT y'all (attention hoes)!!
  • And Aquarius simply matched all of the above because they are such great creatures until they’re not. The end.
Me and Cancers be like
Me and Cancers be like
I dont know who made this shit up but its so left field
I don't know who made this shit up but its so left field


Sexxxual Attraction-

The Cancer, Taurus, Scorpio, Leo, Pisces, Libra, and Aries really just get my XxX rated side.

  • Cancer, Pisces and Leo stimulate me emotionally. We could laugh together, cry together, and make love from sun up til sun down.
  • Taurus, Aries, and Scorpio are the type of freaknasty I need in my life and can get me to “say yes” to the best of No’s lol.
  • Libra was the best of both worlds as being able to match me emotionally and freakishly plus they have the stamina that most don’t.
  • Capricorns and Aries actually do have amazing stamina too and are very creative with the whereabouts but mehh fck them hoes.

Funny enough, the majority of the above is mainly referring to the sexxxual chemistry involving words and acts of foreplay. The Aries and Capricorn have been the only ones to actually “hit a homerun” in my field. But yea, I won’t linger on this topic for long. Just know all the signs above (minus my ex Aries and Capricorn who had trouble understanding the meaning of NO) could almost do no wrong in the bedroom 👌

Zodiacs, Please Rise!


The Frenemies and Enemies-

Funny enough, most of the ones I find myself the most sexxxually compatible with turned out to be the ones that I cannot stand outside of getting freaky. I have always butted heads with Capricorn, Taurus, and Scorpio men. We have some of the worst arguments to date. And man its so hard to win an argument against a Leo, Libra, Taurus, or Gemini. If I was ever into ONS (which I’m not), all these signs above would be the way to go because its hard to stay around them for much longer than just wanting to make eachother cum-fortable. 😂 I’m way too sensitive for these rudely blunt bastards.

Now Leo and Gemini men actually make good friends. HOWEVER, I often find myself not being able to stand being around Leo/Taurus/Scorpio/Capricorn women. I’m not sexxxually attracted to women, but I wanted to emphasize on what that frenemy label above stood for lol. They are the ultimate backstabbers and oddly enough, 99% of the women I have befriended were Leos. So that is why I’m talking shit because of how awful they turned out to be. Hell, my own parents are both Leos. Can’t stand those unlovely mfs 🤣

Zodiacs, Please Rise!

My cousins are Leo too. Ugh lol. The struggle is real rn since I am currently dating a Leo guy on the cusp of being a Virgo (so he’s like double judgmental) because I see qualities in him already that I also dislike about my family, friends, and enemies. *I can only think of one Leo I know who isn’t a pain in the ass and he happens to be on here.*

Now don’t get me started on Aquarius. I adore them for the most part, even the women. But get on that bad side and your ass is grass lol! However Aquarius get each other together pretty well. I’m the only one who can get through to my grandpa. If anyone else tries to tell an Aquarius how to go about shit, they’ll shut you down real quick.

Pet Peeves—

The common things I noticed and disliked about my exes that belonged to each sign below…

  • Aries had that temper and constantly desired to fit in with others. THEY WERE THE FIGHTERS. But I wish they could be content with being a lonewolf.
  • Taurus was too dang cocky, stubborn, high maintenance, and always lying for no reason. THEY WERE THE MODELS. Yet they go for a relationship with people below their league and then get mad that you don’t want to go glam girl all the time.
  • Gemini was way too angry, indecisive, and insecure. I would actually love to see an Aries and Gemini fight because I’m not sure who’d win. And I’d hate to wait for a Gemini to order something off a menu. THEY WERE THE UNPREDICTABLES.
  • Cancer was able to emotionally connect sooo well yet they struggled to commit. Ain’t that some shit? They didn’t cheat but they just were not as available as they seem. Sexy mfs tho… THEY WERE THE MISLEADERS.
  • Leo would just bully anyone they felt that stood out more than them. Either they shine or you shine together. But never outshine them. THEY WERE THE POSERS. Or should I have said attention seekers?
  • Virgo was less of a bully but still way too judgy and overly clingy. I haaaate ghosting people but its almost okay to ghost a Virgo. They don’t want you to look better than them. They don’t want you to love harder than them. But they also won’t let you leave them. THEY WERE THE STALKERS.

  • Scorpio was honestly just evil in my opinion. The male exes and females friends were literally like Eve tempting Adam, intriguing but disastrous. THEY WERE THE SIRENS. That word can have two meanings… seductive but stay alert.
  • Libra was always being such a know it all yet they love to play dumb when they get caught up. Not only are they the ultimate heartbreakers… THEY WERE THE SMARTASSES.
  • Sagittarius was so sweet until they were so jealous. A virgo may stalk you but Cap and Sag seem to believe that the grave is the only way you’re going to leave them. I’m truly lucky to still be alive after dealing with them. THEY WERE THE SOCIOPATHS.
  • Aquarius was too stubborn, too ditzy, too much of a loner, and always a walking talking contradiction. THEY WERE THE PARADOXES.
  • Pisces was way too sensitive yet sneaky. THEY WERE THE MANIPULATORS.
  • Capricorn was simply nearly the death of me. Worst of the bunch. THEY ARE THE SADISTS.

Again, I’m not trying to offend, just speaking from personal experience.

I know this a mf lie lol
I know this a mf lie lol


Cusps—

For those who take an interest in the zodiacs, do you believe in cusps? Or do you think each person can only be one zodiac (not referring to moon/ascendant/rising)? Based off my dob, I’m a cusp and I see why certain sides of myself is attracted to some of every sign. Again, I’m not trying to base my actions and attractions off of the initial meet/greet. I don’t ask on day one if a person is this or that. 😂 But once I find out their birthday, it just becomes a given, a bad habit. And then once we don’t get along, I like to joke around and be like AHHH ITS BECAUSE YOU’RE A (insert zodiac here).

Zodiacs, Please Rise!

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Most Helpful Girl

  • LOL I also look into it once I find out their birthday, not that I fully believe in it.
    I'm Sagittarius I only dated a Cancer, an Aries and 2 Pisces.
    Cancer was a long term relationship he always knew what to say to me and we got along okay but he was way too controlling and always had to be right.
    Aries was the "love of my life" but a major PRICK he broke my heart into pieces. I still haven't fully recovered. We were too similar and would hurt each others feeling constantly. I guess we were both broken from life.
    Pisces #1 was very sweet and charming and we meshed really well and he had lots of money but he lied about so much stuff even just little things like how he felt for me, but would get jealous of me really easily. A fuckboy but I never slept with him. He still messages me from time to time.
    Pisces #2 was HOT he had a nice body, cute face, soft plump lips, big guy in his pants lol. He was basically just a fuckboy. I liked him and he never lied to me but he wasn't ready to settle down or maybe he wanted me to do more for him than he was willing to do for me, so I didn't find it worth it to keep it going. He was basically a rebound to try to forget the Aries guy but that didn't work.

    • Yes cancers always have to be right!! Sounds like the aries will be the answer to the question i just posted after this take. My pisces ex was a lying ass fckboy too. They never seem ready to settle down

    • Cancers lol I guess I am gonna have to check out you question :) That is true! they are never ready to settle down but they act so sweet lol

Most Helpful Guy

  • I'm Capricorn
    I don't believe the way you do but I think there is something in it..
    I get on well with Virgo , Taurus , Cancer..

    Acquaries are just in spaceland

    Have big trouble with Libra , Gemini , Scorpio

    Leo , just talking large - full of shit generally.

    • Lmao i admit we are in spaceland. I think Gemini Scorpio Libra give a lot of people issues. I learned the hard way about Leos. And im dating one 🤦‍♀️

    • Leos are full of shit , one of the highest rates of bankruptcies , because are never honest , even to themselves , and they always come to me too ( male and female ) , Capricorn are realistic , great with money , Leo try's to rip us off.. Nutcases.

    • Capricorns may be great with money but it depends on how they go about getting it. My Cap ex was secretly drugdealing… so yea no. He was the biggest nutcase but i dont disagree with leos

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  • Love this yeah my cousin married a drug dealer cause Thier signs matched on tinder!

    I nearly slapped her but he had already beat her that night!

    • Was he a capricorn… cause my cap ex had an abusive side and turned out to be dealing drugs

    • I'm sorry 😔 How did you find it all out?

    • He never understood that no means no. But also i caught him selling something one day. I told him we were done and tried to get away from him. He and his friends held knives to my throats and my friends and shoved the bag of stuff in our face and made us sniff it

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  • I'm bastard Leo :D it resonates as hell!

    • Omg all these leos showing up on this post. I AM CRYING 😭 its the pussy half pisces in me

    • If I recall correctly @nathandavis is also Leo :D

    • Lol i gave him an indirect shoutout in the post when i said there was one leo who wasn't a pain in the ass 🤣

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  • Woo hoo! Nice to know Virgo rates well with yours truly.

    • Haha

  • Sagittarius. At least I'm not the worst XD

    • Far from the worst. Just a little crazy

  • I'm an aquarius and my mother is one too and I've always observed the contradicting side of my mother and understood that I probably have the tendency to do the same as she does... So I try my best to have strong moral values to stand by when I decide to speak. The thing is it's passing thoughts that we willingly believe and then speak of... When we don't need to.

    The ditzy part is... Hard to swallow but some of the greatest aquarius kinds are ones who have acknowledged and embraced this side of their personally and are able to laugh at it or use to their charming advantage...

    • I’m an Aquarius Pisces so i get it. Thats why im able to go in above because I’ve embraced my ditziness lol

  • I'm a virgo ♍️ 😊

    • One of the few good ones lol

  • Haha I'm a cancer. I'm your favorite, yay!!!

    • Lol i honestly wouldn’t have guessed 😂 You definitely gave Scorpio with your kinky side haha

    • Nope, I'm a cancer

  • I don’t faq with people that faq with zodiac signs. 😆

    you did a whole group assignment on this. What I can say is my partner is a Libra like me and well one day kill each other.

    • Oh gawsh

  • now, now... if you would just let met, to let you see... what a true man, Leo can be

    not only I'd be reading your mind, and completing your sentences... I even answer your questions before you ask, sometimes no word needed at all...

    a true Leo, well any true man for that matter... will go not just after the flesh but your mind, and your soul too... oh wait, or are those vampires...

    • Oh the vampire hypnosis is reeeeal with this one 😭 I blame the italics

  • Pisces myself, my best experience has been with a Leos.

    • Im an Aquarius Pisces lol

  • Dang I’m a Capricorn lol

    • Damn

  • A fine dissertation. For your entertainment and mine; I have the Aquarius sign.

    • Aww same :)

    • Acknowledged :)

  • So I don't believe in following the rules... 🤔
    And I have a temper...🤔
    And I can't be a lonewolf?🤔🤔

    See, this is why I look to the one who made the stars instead of the stars themselves...

    Although I'm not exactly level headed and I'm reasonably sure rules are just there for people who lack imagination, I've spent most of my life as a lone wolf. Mainly I'm glad because the pack tended to be assholes...

    😉

    • Lol Aries. And i’m with you. I trust in God, not zodiacs. I just still like to see what was predicted as true. Im happily a lonewolf but my aries exes struggled being that. They always wanted to fit in

    • Fitting in is just so boring. I have no desire to be just like everyone else. There's an "old boy's club" at my highschool that I joined age 18 but I've never actually used it as a networking tool. Who wants to be a tool?

  • I'm an atypical Capricorn who thinks it is all crap.

    • Lol it is crap but its still fun sometimes. I can't believe you’re a capricorn. You seem so sweet at times 🤣 I was definitely thinking Taurus if anything

    • Nah, I'm a nasty pure cap who can fake sweet :)

    • Well you said it, not me 🤣

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  • This is one long post. I managed to read most of it, but I gave up. 😅 My experiences were a little bit different, but some do seem similar. The thing was, when there were two with the same sign, they were totally different from one another.

    • Lol im sorry I’m a talker 😂 Thank you for the attempt at least haha. I know i wrote too much when not even you read it all 😭

    • It's good. I managed to read it in two parts. 🤣

    • Haha yay

  • Aw man I'm a bastard ☹

    • Lmao another Leo?

    • No I'm a Taurus lol

    • Ahhh… the model

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  • You need me to get you to "say yes” to the best of No’s.

    • Oh my gawsh which are you?

  • I always figured that astrology was a mixture of self fulfilling prophesy and P. T. Barnum.

    • I don't know i dont take it too seriously.

    • me neither.

  • I don't know really anything about that but I looked it up and I'm an Aries I guess which basically translates into a passionate hot blooded asshole. And I'm ok with that.

    • Lol was that translation based off my description above? 😂

    • Nah just what I read online in the last few minutes.

  • Calling us Scorpios evil just hurts. Accurate, but ouch. That's ok. We know our red flags and we fly them high. You might get stung by us but you'll have fun for a while

    • Lmao not you saying ACCURATE 😂 y'all are sexy and kinky but dassit

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