Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health 
Lol please don’t curse me out below 😂🫣🤣 I know most of y'all HATE to hear about this zodiac based shit and so y'all go on and on about how fake it is. I’m just discussing this for fun and to pass the time while I’m at work. Please, don’t let this topic ruin your day lol.
I want to share how things turned out for me based off my experiences with each. I try not to hold the zodiac against the person during the initial meet/greet but once we’re out of each others lives, I definitely like to think back as to if their sign played a role in why they were the way they were. I just find it fun to associate it with their personality or appearance (even if its total bullshit). So yea just take it as me writing this for anyone whose bored and simply cares to read OR for anyone who actually enjoys zodiac stuff.
So when it comes to dating, I have dated at least one of each and I have noticed that this would be my ranking from FAVORITE TO LEAST FAVE-
1. Cancer
2. Virgo
3. Aquarius
4. Sagittarius
5. Pisces
6. Gemini
7. Libra
8. Aries
Oh yea and those bastards…
9. Leo
10. Taurus
11. Scorpio
12. Capricorn
I mean I am apart of one of the most hated zodiacs, so it is what it is…
Physical Attraction-
I have realized that those I find myself the most physically attracted to turned out to be Cancer, Virgo, Taurus, Pisces, Sagittarius and Scorpio. I mean wow they are sexy af. Beautiful little creatures 🤣😍👌 (I can’t post my actual exes without consent so I’ll post some celeb examples below lol.) Yet, the men who always seemed to be the most physically attracted to ME (cause attraction is not always a two-way street) happened to be Leo, Gemini, Virgo, and Taurus.
Hot damn Harrison actually looks like my ex JP here 😝 and Godfrey looks like my Papi Lu 🫣 If I had exes that looked like the others, I’d still be with them for sure 🤣 But no seriously, I have yet to see an unattractive male belonging to the group of zodiacs above, especially a Cancer male.
Mental Attraction-
The Cancer, Virgo, Aquarius, Sagittarius and Gemini always understood me best because we shared similar mindsets and sense of humors.
- I still find it interesting that the Cancer could always finish my sentence or easily read my mind and vice versa. It was scary cool. But damn you can’t lie to one another for shit 😭 Leo somehow reads me easily too since they understand me emotionally well but I’m not the biggest fan of them.
- I think the Virgo and I just shared that similarly judgmental and overly loving thing.
- Sagittarius and I definitely meshed well when it came to music, humor, and the both of us being territorial.
- Gemini really just made the best of friends rather than partners. Leo males make good friends too but again THIS IS NOT ABOUT y'all (attention hoes)!!
- And Aquarius simply matched all of the above because they are such great creatures until they’re not. The end.
Sexxxual Attraction-
The Cancer, Taurus, Scorpio, Leo, Pisces, Libra, and Aries really just get my XxX rated side.
- Cancer, Pisces and Leo stimulate me emotionally. We could laugh together, cry together, and make love from sun up til sun down.
- Taurus, Aries, and Scorpio are the type of freaknasty I need in my life and can get me to “say yes” to the best of No’s lol.
- Libra was the best of both worlds as being able to match me emotionally and freakishly plus they have the stamina that most don’t.
- Capricorns and Aries actually do have amazing stamina too and are very creative with the whereabouts but mehh fck them hoes.
Funny enough, the majority of the above is mainly referring to the sexxxual chemistry involving words and acts of foreplay. The Aries and Capricorn have been the only ones to actually “hit a homerun” in my field. But yea, I won’t linger on this topic for long. Just know all the signs above (minus my ex Aries and Capricorn who had trouble understanding the meaning of NO) could almost do no wrong in the bedroom 👌
The Frenemies and Enemies-
Funny enough, most of the ones I find myself the most sexxxually compatible with turned out to be the ones that I cannot stand outside of getting freaky. I have always butted heads with Capricorn, Taurus, and Scorpio men. We have some of the worst arguments to date. And man its so hard to win an argument against a Leo, Libra, Taurus, or Gemini. If I was ever into ONS (which I’m not), all these signs above would be the way to go because its hard to stay around them for much longer than just wanting to make eachother cum-fortable. 😂 I’m way too sensitive for these rudely blunt bastards.
Now Leo and Gemini men actually make good friends. HOWEVER, I often find myself not being able to stand being around Leo/Taurus/Scorpio/Capricorn women. I’m not sexxxually attracted to women, but I wanted to emphasize on what that frenemy label above stood for lol. They are the ultimate backstabbers and oddly enough, 99% of the women I have befriended were Leos. So that is why I’m talking shit because of how awful they turned out to be. Hell, my own parents are both Leos. Can’t stand those unlovely mfs 🤣
My cousins are Leo too. Ugh lol. The struggle is real rn since I am currently dating a Leo guy on the cusp of being a Virgo (so he’s like double judgmental) because I see qualities in him already that I also dislike about my family, friends, and enemies. *I can only think of one Leo I know who isn’t a pain in the ass and he happens to be on here.*
Now don’t get me started on Aquarius. I adore them for the most part, even the women. But get on that bad side and your ass is grass lol! However Aquarius get each other together pretty well. I’m the only one who can get through to my grandpa. If anyone else tries to tell an Aquarius how to go about shit, they’ll shut you down real quick.
Pet Peeves—
The common things I noticed and disliked about my exes that belonged to each sign below…
- Aries had that temper and constantly desired to fit in with others. THEY WERE THE FIGHTERS. But I wish they could be content with being a lonewolf.
- Taurus was too dang cocky, stubborn, high maintenance, and always lying for no reason. THEY WERE THE MODELS. Yet they go for a relationship with people below their league and then get mad that you don’t want to go glam girl all the time.
- Gemini was way too angry, indecisive, and insecure. I would actually love to see an Aries and Gemini fight because I’m not sure who’d win. And I’d hate to wait for a Gemini to order something off a menu. THEY WERE THE UNPREDICTABLES.
- Cancer was able to emotionally connect sooo well yet they struggled to commit. Ain’t that some shit? They didn’t cheat but they just were not as available as they seem. Sexy mfs tho… THEY WERE THE MISLEADERS.
- Leo would just bully anyone they felt that stood out more than them. Either they shine or you shine together. But never outshine them. THEY WERE THE POSERS. Or should I have said attention seekers?
- Virgo was less of a bully but still way too judgy and overly clingy. I haaaate ghosting people but its almost okay to ghost a Virgo. They don’t want you to look better than them. They don’t want you to love harder than them. But they also won’t let you leave them. THEY WERE THE STALKERS.
- Scorpio was honestly just evil in my opinion. The male exes and females friends were literally like Eve tempting Adam, intriguing but disastrous. THEY WERE THE SIRENS. That word can have two meanings… seductive but stay alert.
- Libra was always being such a know it all yet they love to play dumb when they get caught up. Not only are they the ultimate heartbreakers… THEY WERE THE SMARTASSES.
- Sagittarius was so sweet until they were so jealous. A virgo may stalk you but Cap and Sag seem to believe that the grave is the only way you’re going to leave them. I’m truly lucky to still be alive after dealing with them. THEY WERE THE SOCIOPATHS.
- Aquarius was too stubborn, too ditzy, too much of a loner, and always a walking talking contradiction. THEY WERE THE PARADOXES.
- Pisces was way too sensitive yet sneaky. THEY WERE THE MANIPULATORS.
- Capricorn was simply nearly the death of me. Worst of the bunch. THEY ARE THE SADISTS.
Again, I’m not trying to offend, just speaking from personal experience.
Cusps—
For those who take an interest in the zodiacs, do you believe in cusps? Or do you think each person can only be one zodiac (not referring to moon/ascendant/rising)? Based off my dob, I’m a cusp and I see why certain sides of myself is attracted to some of every sign. Again, I’m not trying to base my actions and attractions off of the initial meet/greet. I don’t ask on day one if a person is this or that. 😂 But once I find out their birthday, it just becomes a given, a bad habit. And then once we don’t get along, I like to joke around and be like AHHH ITS BECAUSE YOU’RE A (insert zodiac here).
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