Guys, what advice would you give to women who are lazy lovers?

[crazymango]

A couple of days ago I realized that there is an abundance of information out there telling guys what to do to their woman in the bedroom, and hardly anything advising women about what they can do. I have talked to guys and have heard the stories about beautiful girls who think they are too good to please a man, females who want every sexual experience to be 100% focused on them, and females who don't take any initiative in the bedroom. It seems there exist guys who put a lot of effort into pleasing a selfish woman or a woman who doesn't devote nearly as much time into pleasing him. With that said, I posed this question to give guys the opportunity to say what they really would like to say to their wife, girlfriend, other women or whoever the lazy lover in their life is.

[brekehan]

There is nothing in the world that will make me more apt to not call you back than looking like your reading a book while having sex. Women today are plain lazy. In my 20s, I met girls that made me feel like I was the star in a p*rn video. In my 30s I am lucky if they show any sign of life at all.

"My knees hurt" - Drink some milk. My knees don't hurt while in more contorted positions than that.

"I am too tired to hold myself up" - Call me after you take a nap, because during sex is not the time to do it.



"I reserve oral sex for special occasions" (But require it from you every time) - I thought sex was a special occasion.

"I don't know how to do that right. I'm no good at it" - Pretend! I'll be happy to give feedback!

Too many of them think they are doing us some kind of favor when they have sex with us. Gee thanks for opening your legs! It's about as difficult as yawning. Get on top, throw us around a bit, give us a seductive smile during, be confident even if you aren't. Ask questions! Most guys I know are dieing to tell you what they like. More than anything else, make us believe we are men!

I know there are scientifically proven statistics about women who just plain can't have an orgasm from intercourse. Most require oral sex and that's fine. I am happy to help. But if you've taken to diddeling yourself while I'm giving it my all, it makes me feel like crap. Take turns instead. Do the things he likes and then have him do the things you like. We like to be in the lead role of the show, not in the audience...at least not when we get down to it (that was for before the main act).

[brekehan]

Just because a guy has an orgasm, doesn't mean he is happy. Don't ever think that.

[dtaylor31906]

if women start figuring out more advanced ways to please us while we are having sex we would never be able to last long enough to give girls an orgasm

the only thing I think girls should work on in bed is giving bj's and riding a guy(some girls have like balance issues or something lol)

all I'm trying to say girls don't have to work that hard during intercourse cause the whole time we are trying to last long enough to make sure your satisfied a whole lot

but if you do want to improve on something in the bed work on bj's that's the only time we don't have to worry about pleasing you and we can just focus on feeling good

[rojas]

advice for women who are lazy lovers..lol..i'd say lie down with legs spread wide apart, knees bent, feet flat on the bed and moan as much and as long as you can..even if you are not enjoying it..lol!

[Anikaj]

I think we have more advice out there for us because women are sooooo much harder to please I think. Like a lot of men think they made their girl orgasm and find out she was faking to not hurt his feelings. But we are extremely easy most times

[Gregs]

Well I have nothing to say since those women don't last in my life very long

[GIntrovert]

Guys won't stay quiet if they are not enjoying themselves. If they want you to do something a certain way, then they will ask you.

A lot of females don't give the save curtsy.