17 Questions I have about penises? sorry for the penis questions, but this is kinda the point of this site, sooooo here it is🤷🏾‍♀️?

1. what does an erection feel like?

2. What happens when you're feeling horny and you're wearing jeans? Where does it go? Does it hurt?

3. Do you feel it dangling off your body or can you feel the weight of it?

4. How often do you worry about your penis size, even if it is large, do you ever wonder if the person you are about to have sex with prefers larger?

5. Do you ever just play around with it, not sexually, but for fun?

6. Do you ever get worried it'll get injured while you sleep and get and erection and roll over on it?

7. Do you ever accidentally sit on it?

8. Have you measured your penis?

9. Does deep-throating really feel that good or are you into it because the thought of someone being able to do it is sexy?

10. Do you ever get sick of holding it while you pee?

11. Does peeing sitting down ever feel relaxing, since ya always gotta stand to pee?

12. Do you have a name for your penis? If so, why?

13. Do you ever make it move without your hands but pretend it's a ghost who is making your penis move?

14. Do you get generally stressed out about the prospect of having a surprise erection in public?

15. How comfy and warm do vaginas feel?

16. Do you ever just squeeze it when it's flaccid?

17. How squishy is it?
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  • 1. what does an erection feel like?

    like a stick just grew in your pants and when the tip rubs against your pants it feels arousing lol

    2. What happens when you're feeling horny and you're wearing jeans? Where does it go? Does it hurt?

    i haven't worn jeans in forever but i remember it not hurting, but did feel uncomfortable

    3. Do you feel it dangling off your body or can you feel the weight of it?

    Sometimes i can feel it dangling. other-times not really

    4. How often do you worry about your penis size, even if it is large, do you ever wonder if the person you are about to have sex with prefers larger?

    I never worried about it. as i said on another question if a woman really cares so much about penis size that she turns you down or dumps you over it she isn't worth it anyways.

    5. Do you ever just play around with it, not sexually, but for fun?

    Yes lol. i adjust it often. and also it just feels comfy and warm down there

    6. Do you ever get worried it'll get injured while you sleep and get and erection and roll over on it?

    Nope, not at all.

    7. Do you ever accidentally sit on it?

    nope, never happened

    8. Have you measured your penis?

    nope, i just assume its average size

    9. Does deep-throating really feel that good or are you into it because the thought of someone being able to do it is sexy?

    Never actually been deep throated, but i would love to have it done someday ;)

    10. Do you ever get sick of holding it while you pee?

    No, but i can do it without holding it sometimes

    11. Does peeing sitting down ever feel relaxing, since ya always gotta stand to pee?

    I dislike peeing while sitting down because the pee sometimes trickles off below my thighs. :/

    12. Do you have a name for your penis? If so, why?

    no lol

    13. Do you ever make it move without your hands but pretend it's a ghost who is making your penis move?

    i can make it move without hands, but never like a ghost lol

    14. Do you get generally stressed out about the prospect of having a surprise erection in public?

    nah i can usually hide it well

    15. How comfy and warm do vaginas feel?

    very comfy ;)

    16. Do you ever just squeeze it when it's flaccid?

    yeah sometimes

    17. How squishy is it?

    Pretty squishy

    • For the most part these are the answers I was expecting. Follow up question. You said you can sometimes pee without holding it, doesn't pee like trickle down you balls?

    • i usually do that when im naked so no it doesn't trickle down thankfully. if i had pants on still i might get some on me

    • Ok, preciate it, cuhh

  • A erection feels hard dont like peringbsittig down when it's hard in Jean's is embarsing cuz it really sits out te buldge a vagina feels warm an wet when iits I'm no name for mine no I dont worry about hirting it in sleep an if a guy gets kicked in crotch it feels like we got kicked in our bladder

    • An I dont like deep throat when the most pleasure is in the tip biscuit squishy when soft

    • An do I ever tocj it when facid ys when I have to pee do I get tired of holding it no an do I measure it my exs have

    • Thanks for the answers

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  • 1. Sometimes it feels nice and other times it's annoying as fuck.
    2. it hurts a lot because jeans don't offer any space as for where it goes, well mine just go straight forward so I have to push it down which makes it hurt worse.
    3. I can feel it when its fully hard.
    4. It's something that most men do unless told otherwise.
    5. yup lol
    6. Honestly no but i am now.
    7. No
    8. No
    9. never had sex
    10. Yes I do
    11. yes it does
    12. No but if I did, i call it happy because it makes girls happy.
    13. sometimes
    14. yes I do and when it happens it's so uncomfortable.
    15. never had sex
    16. yup
    17. when it's soft, very. When hard, only the tip is.

    • Sorry for the new fear, and thanks for the answers

    • it's fine, life is full of fears. All we can do is work threw and overcome

  • I just read some of the answers and I am still laughing about the hammer and finger. Thank you. Laughter is the best medicine.

  • You should have spaced these out into like 3 at a time.. Anyway, erections can be great or annoying. I do not care about other dicks, but I did measure mine a long time ago. Stanley as a name and warm pussy is a place he wants to go but leave and go back while the female creature surrounding latches on and wants much more.

    • Nope i hate sexual questions and wanted over with in a 1 stop shot

  • 1. nothing really, just feels like when your arm goes numb, only, not "floppy" and not really "tingly". i guess this really wasn't a good explanation but, that's what i thought of right away
    2. it depends
    3. uh, sort of?
    4. always
    5. no
    6. sort of
    7. no
    8. yeah
    9. yeah
    10. i don't hold it while i pee, lol, who does that
    11. I've never sat to pee. im not a girl
    12. no
    13. sure
    14. yeah, but, it depends on where i am. if it's a strip club, it's expected, right?
    15. take a sponge, thats wet, and wring it out so all the excess water is out, fold it over, so that the soft side is touching each other, take your finger, and slide it in and out of the hole created by the sponge when folded over. that's essentially what sex feels like (if you're a virgin), but im sure you're not, so im assuming you already know
    16. no
    17. not very

  • 1. what does an erection feel like?

    An election feels kinda like your penis flexing, like you would your arm in a sense, if that makes sense? Lmao kinda hard to explain.

    2. What happens when you're feeling horny and you're wearing jeans? Where does it go? Does it hurt?

    Depends on how hard you are, sometimes it just a half chub and there is no problem, but full boner can hurt cuz it's trapped in the pant leg

    3. Do you feel it dangling off your body or can you feel the weight of it?

    Sometimes, when you aren't thinking about it... I don't notice it.

    4. How often do you worry about your penis size, even if it is large, do you ever wonder if the person you are about to have sex with prefers larger?

    I used to, I don't really care tho I'm incredibly average and that is what it is so imma embrace it.

    5. Do you ever just play around with it, not sexually, but for fun?

    Uhhh not typically cuz it will turn sexual

    6. Do you ever get worried it'll get injured while you sleep and get and erection and roll over on it?

    No not really, I haven't had it hurt while I was sleeping

    7. Do you ever accidentally sit on it?

    I've accidentally sat on my balls but not my penis


    8. Have you measured your penis?

    Every dude has, even if they say they haven't they are lying

    9. Does deep-throating really feel that good or are you into it because the thought of someone being able to do it is sexy?

    I think it feels good, and I also think that it's kinda sexy

    10. Do you ever get sick of holding it while you pee?

    Sometimes you don't have to, but no it's not a big deal

    11. Does peeing sitting down ever feel relaxing, since ya always gotta stand to pee?

    When taking a shit, I will pee sitting down, but it's more convenient to stand peeing

    12. Do you have a name for your penis? If so, why?

    No... should I have one

    13. Do you ever make it move without your hands but pretend it's a ghost who is making your penis move?

    I don't pretend it's a ghost but yeah. Just gotta clench your ass and you can make your penis move

    14. Do you get generally stressed out about the prospect of having a surprise erection in public?

    I don't really care all that much, they tend to go away pretty quickly

    15. How comfy and warm do vaginas feel?

    You know when its cold outside and you are taking a nice warm shower... it's like that

    16. Do you ever just squeeze it when it's flaccid?

    I don't, I have but it's not a everyday thing lmao

    17. How squishy is it?

    When flaccid... it's pretty squishy

  • 1 hard or throbbing if you are really horny

    • 2 wear jeans tuck it up in standing pull down top or jump so people can't see it as much

    • 3 ya you know it's there especially if play sports can feel it flopping around

    • 4 when you are teen mostly insecure so you worry about that

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  • That's a lot to answer. PM me with your top 3 question if you want and I'll answer.

    • I'm good 38 people answered 1 more isn't that serious. But thanks


  • 1. what does an erection feel like?
    - like a bone


    2. What happens when you're feeling horny and you're wearing jeans? Where does it go? Does it hurt?
    - to one of the sides, might hurt a little.


    3. Do you feel it dangling off your body or can you feel the weight of it?
    - no I don't


    4. How often do you worry about your penis size, even if it is large, do you ever wonder if the person you are about to have sex with prefers larger?
    - yes I often do


    5. Do you ever just play around with it, not sexually, but for fun?
    - sonetimes


    6. Do you ever get worried it'll get injured while you sleep and get and erection and roll over on it?
    - no I don't


    7. Do you ever accidentally sit on it?
    - 😂 no


    8. Have you measured your penis?
    - million of times


    9. Does deep-throating really feel that good or are you into it because the thought of someone being able to do it is sexy?
    - it's not that big of deal for me


    10. Do you ever get sick of holding it while you pee?
    - nope never, that's fun


    11. Does peeing sitting down ever feel relaxing, since ya always gotta stand to pee?
    - I don't sit down when peeing


    12. Do you have a name for your penis? If so, why?
    - no I don't, just my little friend 🙂


    13. Do you ever make it move without your hands but pretend it's a ghost who is making your penis move?
    - I do but I don't pretend that


    14. Do you get generally stressed out about the prospect of having a surprise erection in public?
    - no, thankfully I don't make a BIG scene 🙂


    15. How comfy and warm do vaginas feel?
    - very warm and comfy


    16. Do you ever just squeeze it when it's flaccid?
    - sometimes


    17. How squishy is it?
    - not squishy

  • 1. what does an erection feel like?, it cause my heart to beat faster and I get excited

    2. What happens when you're feeling horny and you're wearing jeans? Where does it go? Does it hurt? I get very hard and I have to "adjust" it so that it is aimed at my "belly button", it NEVER hurts

    3. Do you feel it dangling off your body or can you feel the weight of it? it's always there so I do not notice it, unless I am aroused

    4. How often do you worry about your penis size, even if it is large, do you ever wonder if the person you are about to have sex with prefers larger? I am over 8" hard, so I am not worried

    5. Do you ever just play around with it, not sexually, but for fun? mmm playing with it makes it Hard, that quickly becomes sexual

    6. Do you ever get worried it'll get injured while you sleep and get and erection and roll over on it? No... when sleeping I think an erection is normal and I just rollover and never know it.

    7. Do you ever accidentally sit on it? Never...

    8. Have you measured your penis? I thnk every guy has... I am 8.25 inches hard.

    9. Does deep-throating really feel that good or are you into it because the thought of someone being able to do it is sexy? It does not feel that good, the is better than the reality...

    10. Do you ever get sick of holding it while you pee? no, I've been holding it for over 65 years, I never think about it, if I don't aim it... there will be "Hell to pay"

    11. Does peeing sitting down ever feel relaxing, since ya always gotta stand to pee? Sometimes I sit to pee, like at 4am when I wake up and NEED to pee... but I am too sleepy to stand and aim...

    12. Do you have a name for your penis? If so, why? no I have not named it, would you like to?

    13. Do you ever make it move without your hands but pretend it's a ghost who is making your penis move? lol... it moves on it's own... but I know its not a ghost, it's always arousal... lol

    14. Do you get generally stressed out about the prospect of having a surprise erection in public? Nope, I ignore it, and I am not worried if others notice, no shame in my game...

    15. How comfy and warm do vaginas feel? it is the BEST feeling in the universe... of course I am biased

    16. Do you ever just squeeze it when it's flaccid? yes I do, probably more than I should, but it gives me a twinge of arousal... and I love that twinge

    17. How squishy is it? lol... wanna feel it?

    • MEN LOVE TO TALK ABOUT THEIR COCKS... LOL

    • I noticed🥴


  • 1. what does an erection feel like? Pressure and hyper sensitivity


    2. What happens when you're feeling horny and you're wearing jeans? Where does it go? Does it hurt? It bunches up and can sometimes hurt


    3. Do you feel it dangling off your body or can you feel the weight of it? Only when itā€™s not properly supported or I jump down too hard


    4. How often do you worry about your penis size, even if it is large, do you ever wonder if the person you are about to have sex with prefers larger? Iā€™m confident about itā€™s size and more apt to worry itā€™s too big


    5. Do you ever just play around with it, not sexually, but for fun?
    Yes, but it usually turns sexualā€¦ lol
    6. Do you ever get worried it'll get injured while you sleep and get and erection and roll over on it? Nah, itā€™s too flexible for that


    7. Do you ever accidentally sit on it?
    Rarely lol
    8. Have you measured your penis?
    Yes
    9. Does deep-throating really feel that good or are you into it because the thought of someone being able to do it is sexy?
    Sometimes, but itā€™s better if they just focus on the sensitive parts
    10. Do you ever get sick of holding it while you pee? Never thought about thatā€¦


    11. Does peeing sitting down ever feel relaxing, since ya always gotta stand to pee? Peeing standing up is more productive but on super tired days I might sit


    12. Do you have a name for your penis? If so, why? Nah lol


    13. Do you ever make it move without your hands but pretend it's a ghost who is making your penis move? Umm, nah I pretend itā€™s a girl lol


    14. Do you get generally stressed out about the prospect of having a surprise erection in public?
    Only if Iā€™m nude
    15. How comfy and warm do vaginas feel?
    They are the best thing on the planet. Itā€™s like a hot tub after a long cold winters day
    16. Do you ever just squeeze it when it's flaccid?
    Yep! Of course lol
    17. How squishy is it?
    Super duper squishy until it misbehaves and gets all hard

  • 1. Punishment, until used ir taken care if!
    2. It swells. Wherever it wants. Well, it doesn't feel great!
    3. if naked it swings. How do boobs feel?
    4. Irrelevant
    5. Even if I did it STIL would end up a sexual thing!
    6. never (?)
    7. No! Balls? Yes and let me add OUCH!!
    8. YES
    9. Yes and yes
    10. Hold it?
    11. Ima man, therefore I stand!!
    12. Him. I don't know!
    13. WTF?
    14. NO! I welcome it!
    15. From the first one I had to the last one, they all felt FUCKING GREAT!!
    16. NO
    17. LOL... LOL... LOL...

  • 1. what does an erection feel like? Flex your forearm, like that
    2. What happens when you're feeling horny Where does it go? Does it hurt? Goes up. Depends on the intensity and length of erection, it can get a bit uncomfortable. Like having to pee really bad
    3. Do you feel it dangling off your body or can you feel the weight of it? Like your breast, do feel them hanging
    4. How often do you worry about your penis size, even if it is large, do you ever wonder if the person you are about to have sex with prefers larger? Men fret all the time about this
    5. Do you ever just play around with it, not sexually, but for fun? Its very sensitive, once played it goes sexual, like your clit.
    6. Do you ever get worried it'll get injured while you sleep and get and erection and roll over on it? Nope. Its quite stiff and sturdy.
    7. Do you ever accidentally sit on it? Never
    8. Have you measured your penis? 6 inches, average
    9. Does deep-throating really feel that good or are you into it because the thought of someone being able to do it is sexy? Never had
    10. Do you ever get sick of holding it while you pee? Sick? Nope
    11. Does peeing sitting down ever feel relaxing, since ya always gotta stand to pee? Don't have to stand to pee, just convenient. I sit often
    12. Do you have a name for your penis? If so, why? Nope
    13. Do you ever make it move without your hands? Sometimes, make it bounce
    14. Do you get generally stressed out about the prospect of having a surprise erection in public? Never
    15. How comfy and warm do vaginas feel? Oh, very. Wet, too. Like having to pee really bad, but the feeling is good and not urgent.
    16. Do you ever just squeeze it when it's flaccid? Yup. Make it turtle too, push it inside
    17. How squishy is it? Like your boobs

  • Erections feel amazing
    peeing seated sucks
    I feel the weight of my penis
    no name penis lol
    oral and vagina feels amazing
    measured yes
    i donā€™t sit on it
    I have thought Iā€™d like a bigger penis even though Iā€™m above average
    erections are fun
    men often play with their penis
    most men are secretly afraid of having their penis cut off
    Vagina feels amazing

  • 1-It's a nice feeling. indescribable in words
    2-It doesn't hurt, but it forces the pants. standing upright in pants
    3-yeah i feel
    4-I'm not worried. girls who want to enjoy don't care about size
    5-i play and fun
    6-never
    7-you can't accidentally sit on it
    8-yeah
    9-realy feel good
    10-never
    11-It is healthier to pee sitting down, but it is more practical to pee standing up in rush situations.
    12-junoir erron :D
    13-yeah its fun :D
    14-sometimes. because the pants are puffing up
    15-so hot and delicious
    16-sometimes
    17- normal squishy

  • 1. what does an erection feel like?

    Just an erection is like having hard nipples and not touching them.

    2. What happens when you're feeling horny and you're wearing jeans? Where does it go? Does it hurt?

    Yes, you have to let the head come out and hid it with your belt.

    3. Do you feel it dangling off your body or can you feel the weight of it?
    I feel the balls moving they are heavier

    4. How often do you worry about your penis size, even if it is large, do you ever wonder if the person you are about to have sex with prefers larger?

    I Never think about it or talk about, it gets brought up by others after I was give the nickname BDWB, big d*** white boy. Have you seen one to big for you?

    5. Do you ever just play around with it, not sexually, but for fun?

    Itā€™s happens but not on a regular basis

    6. Do you ever get worried it'll get injured while you sleep and get and erection and roll over on it?

    lmfao!! No I havenā€™t, but I have worried it will hurt a girl during sex

    7. Do you ever accidentally sit on it?

    Not my penis bus I have sat on one of my balls more then once, so painful

    8. Have you measured your penis?

    Personally no, I have had 2 girls measure it

    9. Does deep-throating really feel that good or are you into it because the thought of someone being able to do it is sexy?

    Donā€™t really care for head, doesnā€™t do much for me, and deep throatomg hurts when itā€™s larger

    10. Do you ever get sick of holding it while you pee?

    i donā€™t, it sits nicely on the balls and only need hands to shake

    11. Does peeing sitting down ever feel relaxing, since ya always gotta stand to pee? Absolutely!

    12. Do you have a name for your penis? If so, why? WhiteMamba

    13. Do you ever make it move without your hands but pretend it's a ghost who is making your penis move? Itā€™s fun to make it move, but no ghost lingo

    14. Do you get generally stressed out about the prospect of having a surprise erection in public? Haha, used to, but it isnā€™t a bad thing and i get ā€œlongā€ looks

    15. How comfy and warm do vaginas feel? 7/10 other hole 9/10

    16. Do you ever just squeeze it when it's flaccid? Yes pressure is stimulating like squeezing nipples

    17. How squishy is it?

    only you can answer that one

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  • 1. I don't know. It feels like an extra muscle, and it kind of feels tight and tingly
    2. I don't wear jeans for that very reason
    3. I've never really thought about it to be honest, but I will say NO
    4. Not as much as before, but I still wouldn't mind being a little larger
    5. Yes, all the time
    6. Yes
    7. I don't even know how that's possible
    8. Yes, many times
    9. Never tried it
    10. OMG, yes! Sometimes I'll piss sitting down for that very reason
    11. I would say, yes
    12. Not really
    13. WTF? No lol
    14. Yes, I get aroused easily
    15. Still a virgin
    16. Not really
    17. I don't know, maybe the consistency of a thick spongue


  • 1. what does an erection feel like? Like something is trying to burst out my skin with a surge of power coursing through it.


    2. What happens when you're feeling horny and you're wearing jeans? Where does it go? Does it hurt? It depends, if I am wearing it pointed down it gets stuck and starts to hurt as it tries to work it's way up. If I wear it pointed up it just gets erect, no problem.


    3. Do you feel it dangling off your body or can you feel the weight of it? Typically not.


    4. How often do you worry about your penis size, even if it is large, do you ever wonder if the person you are about to have sex with prefers larger? Generally not. I am aware of female anatomy.


    5. Do you ever just play around with it, not sexually, but for fun? Yes.


    6. Do you ever get worried it'll get injured while you sleep and get and erection and roll over on it? Nope.


    7. Do you ever accidentally sit on it? Not often.


    8. Have you measured your penis? Yes. Both length and girth.


    9. Does deep-throating really feel that good or are you into it because the thought of someone being able to do it is sexy? Haven't experienced it yet. But it seems like it is one of those things better in porn than in reality.


    10. Do you ever get sick of holding it while you pee? Nope.


    11. Does peeing sitting down ever feel relaxing, since ya always gotta stand to pee? Yes.


    12. Do you have a name for your penis? If so, why? Yes I do. Why not?


    13. Do you ever make it move without your hands but pretend it's a ghost who is making your penis move? Without hands, yes; pretending it is a ghost, nope.


    14. Do you get generally stressed out about the prospect of having a surprise erection in public? Not as much now. I have gotten used to having frequent erections.


    15. How comfy and warm do vaginas feel? I haven't experienced this yet.


    16. Do you ever just squeeze it when it's flaccid? Yep


    17. How squishy is it? Very when flaccid; not at all when fully erect.

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