Broomsticks. Does size matter?

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Personally I think it does. When it comes to broomsticks I like to feel a long thick shaft between my legs. You need the length so it won't slip out on a fast ride. Girth is definitely important to, skinny broomsticks are so uncomfortable, you want to feel something sturdy that won't snap if you lean back or twist a bit.
I know you can get compact versions and salesmen try to convince you size doesn't matter and it's what you do with it that counts. But what can you do with a little one? Not much really.
As for the bristles I know most girls like short versions but I opt for big and bushy. I like to hang my handbag on it when I go for a ride and a good set of bristles stops it slipping off.

MCheetah · Accepted Answer

We all know women shame men for having small penises and despite some women not wanting to look like c*ckwhores or size queens, size definitely matters. Anything under 7" is "no good/inferior/useless" to women. Anything above 8.5" is "too big/painful/hurts the cervix" for petite women (although tall and BBW women do just fine with 8.5 and bigger).

And although some women can get off on their finger, that's only because they know where to rub. A tiny little 5 or 6-incher won't know how to flick the clit-lever, or find the G-spot, unless maybe the woman communicated with him (and let's be honest, women never want to do that and hate talking to a man during sex, because it's like holding his hand through it and would kill the mood for her). Although one chick on this site said Li'l Ones - under 7" - were good for anal sex. Not that I condone anal sex. She also said they were good for oral sex (not that girls care much about BJ's; seems more like men enjoying giving oral more than women do).

So while bigger isn't always "better," a small dick, like 6, 5, or even 4 inches, has a very POOR chance of pleasing a woman. This is why they say only 9 to 18% of women can climax through intercourse and why many women have never had a genuine orgasm before. Most men are simply too small. It's absolutely MESSED UP this is the case, but I'd rather women were just more honest about it. But considering very few dildos under seven inches are made (and the few that are, cost less than $25, according to one ex I had), it's not hard to figure out... No pun intended.

ChrisMaster69 · Accepted Answer

Size is important but you have to remember they are some limitations you have to think about,

girth, yes great for most situations, however if you are after a petite mouse, then if the girth is too much you will have problems getting it in the mouse hole.

you then end up just slamming it i and out of the mouse hole hoping you manage hot the right port. Even then if it’s a small hole, you run the risk of getting it stuck and need to lube it more.

if you are doing stuff in the front, plenty space to get a good movement going with the broom it will go in to most spaces easily.

the problem comes if you are round back and trying to sort out the back passage, you can get lots of cobwebs and there is not much room to easily get in to everything.

can get a bit frustrating not having right room as you do round the front.

Therefore, yeah if you are mainly working out front, only going after large rodents and need that extra girl, the not a problem.

However if also working round the back or smaller holes, then go for less girth, and less length. This will make all back passage work more satisfying and not as frustrating,

Ninani · Accepted Answer

I prefer a previously owned broomstick. A new broomstick is eager to fly, but lacks the finesse of a worn-in one. It's important of course that the previous owner (s) were experienced witches who knew how to break in a broomstick. Would be unfortunate if it comes with bad habits that need altering for my riding pleasure, or goddess forbid, has only ever been ridden one way and can't change it's course from that pattern.
A new broomstick can surprise to easily pick up on flying techniques, but they do sometimes come with a stubbornness and conviction that they know how to fly and don't need a witch, however experienced, to teach them how to fly for her pleasure.

Gwenhwyfar · Accepted Answer

Go fuck your broomstick lol

For real. Have you ever used the bristly end of the hairbrush to masturbate with? It never even occurred to me that anyone would do that. I always used to just fuck myself with the handle.

Ashalia · Answer

It's more about how a man uses it than size either way

SitBackRelax · Answer

I’m all for full on bushy on both ends of the stick 😝

Jessica405 · Answer

ROFLMAO! There's no answer to this!

MTC29 · Answer

I suppose it depends on the type of riding you plan to do. In America, where distances are vast, a long and large diameter broomstick would give a more comfortable ride. In the UK, where flight times aren't going to run into hours, a short and small diameter stick would be more maneuverable in the tight spaces between houses, and would probably easier to bring into a pub!  Purplepoppy coming home late at night

NicoletteXO · Answer

Bahaha best question ever 😂  I personally love a decent size broomstick since I will be riding all night….

molonski2 · Answer

Size and Girth definitely matter , you cannot be satisfied with a skinny stick , thats is short , Its GOT to be a good size. Those pathetic salesmen :)

Daftlad88 · Answer

Women say it doesn't matter one bit but that is full of shit because my wife just before I got with her she had slept with some lad one night and she told me that he had a 10inc dick on him and that was the biggest that she has ever had up to now mine is not fair from that but sometimes I do think if she can take all of that how the hell can I please her haha

ushagomez · Answer

Hermione ….. I knew you lived to ride ….

ohshee · Answer

It really doesn't matter what size it is it's how you ride it that counts

summiter · Answer

Purple... it also depends on how well the broom stick rides.

dustybiker · Answer

Keeping your options open.

DonkeyDan · Answer

You want to watch out for splinters for the wood.

Soremain · Answer

It's all relative, maybe you just have big... "between the legs space where you hold the broom" in order it to feel sturdy.

Bricealan · Answer

I think you are onto something there ! Glad to know that someone DOES know that size does matter in terms of a broomstick. Well thought out !

AviatorTom · Answer

Good question... since Halloween is approaching. The size of the broomstick should be related to the size of the witch riding it during flight. Too small and she'll fall off and hurt herself when she hits the ground. Too big and she won't be able to fly as fast as she'd like.

A big witch needs a big broomstick while a small witch can get away with a smaller one.

t-8900 · Answer

a healthy stick should remain well oiled so it doesn't dry out when it's not in use.

bean2k21 · Answer

I have a broomstick in my pants. In comes in really handy when you're trying to brush some crumbs out of your throat.

FunkyMonkee · Answer

Yes, it does! My aunt keeps buying these cheapo brooms that are nearly made for midgets so, if I want to sweep the porch or what have you, I HAVE to hunch over a bit to use it!!

Nightroads · Answer

We talking Nimbus over here, or Firebolt?

Andres77 · Answer

My wife got rid of all her old brooms and got a Hoover...😉...

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