Do guys really compare dick sizes?

Question

I'm 17 and I heard from my friends that boys my age compare their penis sizes. True or false? 
How do they compare? Like do they just ask each other how big they are or do they take their pants off and compare it directly/visually?

JSmuve · Accepted Answer

Ya, we just strip down in the washroom and compare. But we need to be hard first, so we stand in a circle and tug on each other until we're hard, then we take turns measuring each other. Afterwards we have sword fights with our erect penises because we're guys, so why not. Then, since we're not going to waste a good erection, we rub one out. Sometimes on each other, sometimes not. Depends on how squirrely we're feeling. Then we high five each other and leave, never to speak of it again. Because that shit ain't gay at all. Nope. Not. At. All.

Let's be honest, that's pretty fucking gay.

Frost_Byte · Accepted Answer

No they dont show eachother. But tbh there's no point in doing it because if its too small, your gonna get made fun of, and if its too big, nobodys gonna believe u. I'm 14 and my penis is 7 in, but none of my freinds believ me. I also hav a friend who is about half an inch bigger than me (or so he says) but I'm the only one who believes it. So yes, we do compare sizes, but there is really no point.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I have a couple of guy friends that started the bdc (big dick crew) .___. I don't know (dont want to know) if they actually compare it directly lol

Illusive_Man · Answer

Not since highschool lol

pharaoh_lover48118 · Answer

lol No ma'am I don't think so... at least the guys I know don't unless of course it's a teasing thing among friends and it's only in words nothing more

HorrorFan · Answer

I don't know. I've never been inclined to talk about my penis to other dudes.

ScaryCool · Answer

Yeah they press their hard ons against each other to see, while saying no homo of course.

Virtuous · Answer

We have sword fights.

Misterjay02 · Answer

Usually no... we will jokingly claim that a friend or someone has a small penis and can't do anything with it to poke fun.

Hephaestus · Answer

I can happily say I have never even measured my noodle let alone compare it o_O Seems pointless, what is there to gain from knowing ya bigger/smaller than your friend? Lol

Klaatu51 · Answer

personally i don't gie a shit about other guys' size. and i doubt that happens to people above 16 yo

KHaskins · Answer

Only really insecure/immature ones.

marksmith108 · Answer

No we don't. Well stereotype tho like well tease the Asian and say he's small and never make fun of the black guy lol

GingerGuy · Answer

I never have with anyone. Doesn't even cross my mind to. Not important to me. I am what I am.

TGbiguy · Answer

Guys may see glimpses of other penises in locker rooms or at the urinals so

NerdInDenial · Answer

Dick measuring competitions occur all of the time. Eventually, the dick is replaced by other things like money or power. Men always are in competition.

ScruffyNerfHerder · Answer

Metaphorically.

malachimccoy824 · Answer

Well, in the 10th grade, I had spent the night at my friend's house. In the morning we both looked at each other's penis's after we showered. We were basically the same length.

KleinTeef · Answer

Holy shit... I hope my GF isn't comparing my dick size with her friends lol.  Well she kind of is, she kept going on that I've got a huge penis to her mates at this party - pretty flattering lol.

Tokana · Answer

I've done it with my friends. I lost once tho.

countrydude · Answer

not usually. But may brag or compete as to how many girls we can sleep with. So dont sllep wuth ir foil around till your at least 30. We are dogs when we are young.