What's the cringiest thing you've heard said during an intimate moment?

Whats the cringiest thing youve heard said during an intimate moment?
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  • All I can think of is JT dry-humping Cameron Diaz in Bad Teacher…

    https://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/justin-timberlake-cameron-diaz-sex-scene/82005615/
    “Your jeans feel so good against my jeans…”😂😂😂

    I think personally there hasn’t been anything too bad. Although the cringiest MOMENT would be when I hooked up with an old friend from high school in my 20s who had dated one of my good buddies off and on back in the day. Always were kind of into each other but obviously that was a no-go. But by then we were like 24, neither of us had seen the dude in years, and we had all kind of just dispersed into the world as adults.

    So we happened to reconnect and said “fuck it” and just got after it, lmao. She actually said a few things that are still on my highlight reel, opposite of cringey, lmao. But when we first were hooking up, we were in her Jeep at a beach parking lot. She was straddling me in the front seat and we’re making out. The radio is on, I’m not paying any attention, then we just hear 🎶She’s my best friend’s girl…🎶

    https://www.youtube.com/embed/RyFo6p6LGkA

    I had legit never heard that song in my life, I was like “what the FUCK” when I heard it, lmfao. She’s still straddled on me, and she apparently heard it too, because she suddenly leans back and around and SMASHES the radio to turn it off😂😂😂

    I think we were trying to ignore the awkwardness of that aspect of everything, and this dead-on-the-nose song that I had never even heard before starts playing. Freaky, and it was cringy as hell. Not that it stopped us, but 2”we definitely looked at each other like “WHOA…”, it was wicked weird😅

  • I was with a new girlfriend, we decided on a quickie in her bedroom, I took my jeans, boxers n fleece off

    she took off her skirt n knickers, then just as we where about to get it on, she said

    ‘That’s the same as my brothers’ (or words to that effect).

    i froze and looked at her, she stared back, we looked at each other for ages (or so it seemed).
    Then a light went on behind her eyes, and she shouted out ‘T Shirt, T Shirt’ as she realised what I thought she meant.

    That killed the moment for a few days, as she was pissed at me for even thinking it, which to be fair she was right for.

    However when a girl has her cock in your hand and comes out with that,.. well I would jump to conclusions.

    • 🤣🤣🤣 that's hilarious

    • This is too funny 😂😂

    • @mandyfire98 thanks for MHO

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  • I have a client n he is very romantic n into everything but right when things are about to peak he starts telling me about cars n their engines n horse powers... n once he cums he gets back to tht romantic n intimate person once again... he does this every time n once I asked him why he starts talking about things I hav no idea about... I asked him if I wasn't being gud for him but he said super cars turn him on n talking about them keeps him hard n going...

    • Wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • Yea exactly thts what I thought

    • Thanks for the mho honey

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  • The last guy, he's shy and quiet and hadn't had sex for a long time.

    We were in doggy style, and it was feeling great... I was moaning and then I moaned his name, "Kenneth..."

    He literally stopped and pulled out, leaned next to me, moved my hair out of my face and said, "Yes?" with a concerned expression. I had to start laughing lol

    • Hahaha

    • OMG! LOLOLOL

    • 💀💀💀💀💀💀

      I’m choosing to envision this Kenneth, and you can’t stop me😂
      https://i.gifer.com/Y06.gif

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  • Anytime im referred to as chocolate anything

    • oh god that is cringe lol

    • Easter bunny?

    • @bananathunder so cringe. And i ain't even chocolate. I’m all caramel baby!

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  • Long time ago I slept with a guy and we were dirty talking about having sex on a stage, and he decided to add to the fantasy that our elderly theater professor would be watching

  • "Is it in yet?"
    It was.

    • 😬 oof.

  • lol...

    I know my ex did cringe big time this one time... when we were really into mood and onto trying, and exploring a bit, something new, something possibly more exciting, because she always, really loved that and then she went... she just said it while she was REALLY turned on "do you like it daddy..." and, instantly... right after she said it, she goes EWWWwwww...looked away and did shake her head like "no fucking way... " she didn't like it one bit, could physically see her cringe right then and there, lmao, very quickly found out she isn't into that one bit, lol... live and learn, I guess, but... it was hilarious too at the moment, we both laughed for half a second, and the next second and a half we were already into something else... and we sure never tried some of that ever again, lol

    • Hahaha that's funny. She made herself cringe lol.

    • and big time, lol for half a minute... anyway

  • Spontaneous roleplay that I didn't know we were doing, she goes "ouch uncle I don't think it's going to fit I'm so little"

    Instant soft-off

    • Ewwwwww 🤢

  • Shortly after we were married, my then-wife and I were just starting to have sex. It was afternoon, and my parents were coming over for dinner. Suddenly, we heard them ring the doorbell... they were early, very early. My then-wife said, "Just Do it! Do it quick. Let's get it over with." so we could greet my parents.

  • "Yeah like my massive cock?" Like bruh... stop

    • Wasn't even big.

    • Hahaha that false confidence though. I would've rolled straight out of bed onto the floor and then rolled out of the room if I heard that lol.

    • Yeah really lol

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  • Hurry up and cum already that’s what the ex boyfriend said when he was licking me out and it put me off

    • Oh it would have turned me off immediately

    • So I never orgasmed

    • Gawd lol

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  • Tell me how much you love this big black d*%k

    🤮

    • Oh lord hahaha.

    • I know. Ruined the moment

    • Like, I'll tell you. Don't ruin it by begging for the compliment hahaha

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  • hearing the bed break

    • @Date_a_Snob please follow and dm me now.. I want help from u

  • Id rather not say

  • Was having a FMF with the window open to enjoy the fall breeze. Her next door neighbor said “hey you got room for one more” 🤢.

    Needless to say we closed the window

  • A long time ago during sex my wife said she forgot to take her birth control. I freaked out.

    • Uh oh lol. That's definitely a scary situation lol

    • Yes it was. Thank God she didn't get pregnant.

  • Like, when I was fucking my friends wife and we starts taking about our relationships. (I was single at the time, but newly.) Or me and an ex telling each other how much we hated each other while fucking. While her friend watched. Lol

  • Probably "ewwww!" It was my reaction to the first time someone spit on my penis. Lol.

  • "Our body is made for each other"

    • I don’t think it’s cringey

  • Being called the ex boyfriends name that she recently broke up with.

    • To be fair I've accidentally done that before.

    • Haha yeah it’s not much fun

  • We were high talking dirty to each other Got mixed up calling her a little slut and a naughty girl so I ended up calling her a little girl...

    • 😂😂😂

  • “Put a baby in me”

  • one girl I met for a one-night stand kept calling my dick a hog... it weirded me out. She was a lot older than me too.

    • A hog? Haha

    • yeah I was like wtf... who calls it that?

    • I bet you were laughing

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