Can you give some examples of good vs. bad sexual etiquette. The one thing I make sure of is making my partner cum. I've heard women complain about guys who lose interest after they cum and their lover is hanging there, with a guy who isn't interested. Beyond that, I wasn't aware of many carved in stone manners. There should be an "Emily Post's guide to fucking, giving head etc. Oh, I just saw the guide you posted and all of that sounds reasonable to me.
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MassagemanEditor
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She struck out in the communications dept early on. Now sure about the work "etiquette" for some of these, though.
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Brainsbeforebeauty
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Those memes were a joke lololol 🤣
Andres77Master
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Whoever wrote the "dick appointment rules" is a real dick. And an ass.
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Brainsbeforebeauty
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Yeah that's just a joke! I wouldn't have sex with someone that really adhered to those rules...
Andres77
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But some girls do...😳. It's been a while, I don't remember any etiquette from my wild stupid single days. Just basic respect. I remember one girl started her period that night and we woke up to a murder scene. She was embarrassed and ran to the bathroom. I pulled off the sheets and while she was going pee I started the cold water in the tub and started rinsing off the sheets. She was mortified. She kicked me out of her apartment.
Brainsbeforebeauty
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😂😂😂I think you handled it like a real gentleman! She the one that didn't handle it right!
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loves2learn
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Awwww! Poor girl. You did great. I’ve never had a pussy or dick Appt but a lot of that, except the rude shit, is just common courtesy. Lol. I found what looked like a murder scene in a bathroom stall once. I think a girl dropped her diva cup. Lol
Andres77
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I think she was just so embarrassed. She was a wildcat in bed with the lights off but turn the lights on and she's all prim and proper. And I'd gone down on her that night so she kicked me out with dried blood all over my face and dick. I didn't realize it until I was adjusting the mirror in my truck as I was about to leave her driveway.
Brainsbeforebeauty
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Aww man, people probably thought you either got into a fight or just killed someone 😂😂
loves2learn
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🤣🤣🤣 Omg. That’s a good story. Did you ever see her again?
Andres77
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@loves2learn no.. because her boyfriend was coming back that day. I didn't know she was dating anyone. So a " Friday night to Monday morning marathon" was all I got. Good thing I didn't get pulled over on the way home. I did turn to look at someone at a traffic light though. His eyes got really big and when the lights turned green he just stayed there for a bit
loves2learn
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Lol. Wow. What a crazy story. Karma I guess. Don’t fuck around on your boyfriend. Haha
Andres77
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@loves2learn there's something that happened that weekend that I still find SO bizarre. Most of the time we were at her place but she wanted to see my apartment. I just had bookcases and lots of big floor pillows (priorities). We had sex on the pillows and fell asleep. The next morning we both had soot or some black substance in our noses. The incense was just one stick on the other side of the room. I still can't figure it out. She was freaked out and wondering if I'd done some voodoo shit. Of course not. She said she'd only continue to hang out if we went back to her place. So we did. But I've never figured that out. Sometimes I'd worked with explosives and have to enter a building after detonation and we'd all get a little soot in our nostrils. But I'd not done any explosive work that whole week... and... she had it too. Just bizarre.
Andres77
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@loves2learn or it was actually a murder scene and you got there before the eraser...😳...🤔
loves2learn
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@andres77 it was one or the other. Haha. I love your priorities. When I was younger I used to work at our local renaissance fair and every time I came home I would have to blow my nose 5 times to get all the dirt out. It looked like soot. Maybe a ghost was there that night.
Andres77
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@loves2learn ghost... honestly, that's what I was thinking all this time.
douride2Master
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Your stepping over to the wild side today aren't you?
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Brainsbeforebeauty
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😂😂 not too much seeing I'm here alone lololol
douride2
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Yes but this is 2 in the sexuality section today. LOL
Brainsbeforebeauty
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Is that bad 😞 lololol
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douride2
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We are all adults here your doing great all things considered.
douride2
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you're
Brainsbeforebeauty
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Aww thanks 🙂💜
dovidoExplorer
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“This is a dick appointment, not a DATE”! lol!!
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Brainsbeforebeauty
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😂😂😂
collie22Guru
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i think i do
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Jamie05rhsMaster
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Most of the "dick appointment rules" are extremely rude. Especially number 2 and number 5. I think that if a guy acts like that then he doesn't deserve to have sex.
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Brainsbeforebeauty
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The fuck and pussy memes were meant as joke for comic effect
Jamie05rhs
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Okay.
MeghanL
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Never fear. If a guy acts like that he won't have sex. No woman would come into the same ZIP code as him!
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Jamie05rhs
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@MeghanL Okay! Good to know! 😅
TonyMetal___86Guru
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WTH! 😂😂 Miss brains muffins back again with thundering naughtiness 🤣🤣
Sucked and f*cked... SUCKED AND F*CKED 😅😅
Miss brains uses etiquette for sex, you hear that you little piece of sh*t, say after me: "ETIQUETTE"...😁
I'm wondering why the guy in the photo is heavily dressed while the girl is only wearing a bra 🤔
By the way this guy in the car is like miss brains muffins who got a cigarette holding on her ear and always ready to be smoked! 😂😂
Brainsbeforebeauty
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And whiskey in my coffee
TonyMetal___86
+1 y
Your going to get a shot bite on your spongy forehead miss brains muffins 😬
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Brainsbeforebeauty
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Long distance bites aren't affective 🤣
TonyMetal___86
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Well played naughty brains muffins, one day i'm going to appear from underneath the ground and snatch the spongy forehead like a zombie 🧟♂️
Brainsbeforebeauty
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Except just might not be there anymore
TonyMetal___86
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Don't say that miss brains muffins, it bothers me cause miss brain's age will exceed 100 😁
Brainsbeforebeauty
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No and I wouldn't even want it too
TonyMetal___86
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Miss brains is refusing to be 100... We will see what her answer will be after i bite her spongy forehead 😬
Brainsbeforebeauty
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Sure my answer would be the same... Gramaw tired
TonyMetal___86
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You won't be tired when the caveman snatch you miss brains muffins and i surely would enjoy your naughty games and stories... Miss brains is anti boredom and anti sadness! 😊 The only way to make miss brains return from. the dead is to whisper in her ear that it's snowing a lot 😁
Brainsbeforebeauty
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Nah it's sunny 40 today 🙂
TonyMetal___86
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Really? 😒 I'll send you some snow 🌨⛄☻
Brainsbeforebeauty
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No thanks I'll pass, but I'll send you some turkey... Here alone but making a 20 lb turkey 🤷🏼♀️ lololol
TonyMetal___86
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Yummm yummmm, send all the turkey miss brains, the pepsi is ready, send yourself with the turkey, with each 5 bites to the turkey, one bite for the spongy forehead, 😋😋 I'm very hungry now miss brains, don't play such dangerous games with me, i'll chew your little organs if i had too, a delicious miss brains muffins and a turkey plus pepsi and muffins, what a family combo 🤪
Brainsbeforebeauty
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🤣🤣🦃
TonyMetal___86
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🤤🍗🍖🍟🥤🧁 I'll make miss brains muffins the queen of the muffin planet as long as she serve me eith delicious meals like that, hail the queen 👸🏼
Brainsbeforebeauty
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I'm no queen 🤷🏼♀️
TonyMetal___86
+1 y
I'll make you one miss brains muffins 😌
Brainsbeforebeauty
+1 y
Not necessary, I'm simple
TonyMetal___86
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Nope your complex miss brains 😂 Make a naughty game or some dirty jokes spongy forehead, i missed your weird meme's and funny texts 🤣
Brainsbeforebeauty
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Aww I'm busy cooking and picking up... Dirty Jokes gonna have to wait
TonyMetal___86
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Cook for your king miss brains, i'm waiting! I need a kiss to be able to eat and a kiss won't be enough if i don't bute your spongy forehead 😬
TonyMetal___86
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*bite
Brainsbeforebeauty
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House does smell good! But then, so do I😁 I'm cooking a 20lb bird and no appetite 🤷🏼♀️
TonyMetal___86
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20lb bird? 🤔 that's not a turkey miss brains muffins, that's a turkesauros 🤣🤣 from the jurassic era!
Brainsbeforebeauty
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🤣🤣 right I would a rather cooked it in slow cooker but they wasn't gonna fit in there
TonyMetal___86
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No one knows from where miss brains is getting these extincted animals 😂
Brainsbeforebeauty
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Turkeys are extinct? Lol since when? Lol my neighbor gave it to me, cuz they were giving them away at a church and they gave her two
Dennisjf12Xper 5
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There more here that needs to been done more than just what is listed. The guy wants a blow job, but what about the woman? I believe she should get her oral sex first. Then the woman has a good idea of how good a blow job to give her man, say he only did a half halfhearted job of pleasing her. Then that's the kind of blow job he should get.
I am so upset all the time about the woman getting used, and this the only to even things up.
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monkeynuttsGuru
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No, I want to get off, it’s every man for himself.
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Brainsbeforebeauty
+1 y
You have sex with men 🤔😂😂😂
monkeynutts
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Who said that?
Brainsbeforebeauty
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Every "man" for himself, lololol 🤪🤣
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monkeynutts
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“Wo-man” just a different kind of man.
Brainsbeforebeauty
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Lololol okay
GedariaMaster
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Yes as best as we can.
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MeldrumXper 7
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Yep, if I was going to ejaculate, either while getting a blowjob or was in a pussy, I would tell her. I love cunnilingus and a nice clean care pussy is wonderful. I'd love to have my lady straddle my face.
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Brainsbeforebeauty
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👍👍👍
Meldrum
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care = bare
Brainsbeforebeauty
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LOL😂
COMMODOREIIMaster
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Im single
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Brainsbeforebeauty
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So am I but still know what good Sexual Etiquette is 😂😂
COMMODOREII
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So do i but how can i practice it without a srxy woman? 😎
Brainsbeforebeauty
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🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
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SHREYASH007
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are you asking her to have sex with you?
ManHaterYoda
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She is a sex fiend and there is no safe space to hide from her. She will smell me out drag me from under the bed as I scream and tear at the carpet. Throwing me on the bed looking at me with vile intent as she rapes me with her eyes... Meh, She rides me it's great I just take it and go to work with a few scratches on my back. I mean like she rides me like she's on top not like she has a strap on and rides me no... not like that I don't think I could do that.
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Brainsbeforebeauty
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🤣🤣🤣
legalboxersEditor
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what the actual...
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Brainsbeforebeauty
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😂😂😂
mr2inchesXper 5
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What's good sexual etiquette
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bklynbadboy1Guru
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Sexual Etiquette?
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Brainsbeforebeauty
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🤣🤣
OddBeMeMaster
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Forks on the right, napkins in the lap, and I start eating.
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Brainsbeforebeauty
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
JerreMaster
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Yes, both me and my partners have good sex etiquette!
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11 49Can you give some examples of good vs. bad sexual etiquette. The one thing I make sure of is making my partner cum. I've heard women complain about guys who lose interest after they cum and their lover is hanging there, with a guy who isn't interested. Beyond that, I wasn't aware of many carved in stone manners. There should be an "Emily Post's guide to fucking, giving head etc. Oh, I just saw the guide you posted and all of that sounds reasonable to me.
She struck out in the communications dept early on. Now sure about the work "etiquette" for some of these, though.
Those memes were a joke lololol 🤣
Whoever wrote the "dick appointment rules" is a real dick. And an ass.
Yeah that's just a joke! I wouldn't have sex with someone that really adhered to those rules...
But some girls do...😳. It's been a while, I don't remember any etiquette from my wild stupid single days. Just basic respect. I remember one girl started her period that night and we woke up to a murder scene. She was embarrassed and ran to the bathroom. I pulled off the sheets and while she was going pee I started the cold water in the tub and started rinsing off the sheets. She was mortified. She kicked me out of her apartment.
😂😂😂I think you handled it like a real gentleman! She the one that didn't handle it right!
Awwww! Poor girl. You did great. I’ve never had a pussy or dick Appt but a lot of that, except the rude shit, is just common courtesy. Lol. I found what looked like a murder scene in a bathroom stall once. I think a girl dropped her diva cup. Lol
I think she was just so embarrassed. She was a wildcat in bed with the lights off but turn the lights on and she's all prim and proper. And I'd gone down on her that night so she kicked me out with dried blood all over my face and dick. I didn't realize it until I was adjusting the mirror in my truck as I was about to leave her driveway.
Aww man, people probably thought you either got into a fight or just killed someone 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 Omg. That’s a good story. Did you ever see her again?
@loves2learn no.. because her boyfriend was coming back that day. I didn't know she was dating anyone. So a " Friday night to Monday morning marathon" was all I got. Good thing I didn't get pulled over on the way home. I did turn to look at someone at a traffic light though. His eyes got really big and when the lights turned green he just stayed there for a bit
Lol. Wow. What a crazy story. Karma I guess. Don’t fuck around on your boyfriend. Haha
@loves2learn there's something that happened that weekend that I still find SO bizarre. Most of the time we were at her place but she wanted to see my apartment. I just had bookcases and lots of big floor pillows (priorities). We had sex on the pillows and fell asleep. The next morning we both had soot or some black substance in our noses. The incense was just one stick on the other side of the room. I still can't figure it out. She was freaked out and wondering if I'd done some voodoo shit. Of course not. She said she'd only continue to hang out if we went back to her place. So we did. But I've never figured that out. Sometimes I'd worked with explosives and have to enter a building after detonation and we'd all get a little soot in our nostrils. But I'd not done any explosive work that whole week... and... she had it too. Just bizarre.
@loves2learn or it was actually a murder scene and you got there before the eraser...😳...🤔
@andres77 it was one or the other. Haha. I love your priorities. When I was younger I used to work at our local renaissance fair and every time I came home I would have to blow my nose 5 times to get all the dirt out. It looked like soot. Maybe a ghost was there that night.
@loves2learn ghost... honestly, that's what I was thinking all this time.
Your stepping over to the wild side today aren't you?
😂😂 not too much seeing I'm here alone lololol
Yes but this is 2 in the sexuality section today. LOL
Is that bad 😞 lololol
We are all adults here your doing great all things considered.
you're
Aww thanks 🙂💜
“This is a dick appointment, not a DATE”! lol!!
😂😂😂
i think i do
Most of the "dick appointment rules" are extremely rude. Especially number 2 and number 5. I think that if a guy acts like that then he doesn't deserve to have sex.
The fuck and pussy memes were meant as joke for comic effect
Okay.
Never fear. If a guy acts like that he won't have sex. No woman would come into the same ZIP code as him!
@MeghanL Okay! Good to know! 😅
WTH! 😂😂
https://www.youtube.com/embed/UclcGxMyDYkMiss brains muffins back again with thundering naughtiness 🤣🤣
Sucked and f*cked... SUCKED AND F*CKED 😅😅
Miss brains uses etiquette for sex, you hear that you little piece of sh*t, say after me: "ETIQUETTE"...😁
I'm wondering why the guy in the photo is heavily dressed while the girl is only wearing a bra 🤔
Here's some etiquette miss brains muffins:
By the way this guy in the car is like miss brains muffins who got a cigarette holding on her ear and always ready to be smoked! 😂😂
And whiskey in my coffee
Your going to get a shot bite on your spongy forehead miss brains muffins 😬
Long distance bites aren't affective 🤣
Well played naughty brains muffins, one day i'm going to appear from underneath the ground and snatch the spongy forehead like a zombie 🧟♂️
Except just might not be there anymore
Don't say that miss brains muffins, it bothers me cause miss brain's age will exceed 100 😁
No and I wouldn't even want it too
Miss brains is refusing to be 100... We will see what her answer will be after i bite her spongy forehead 😬
Sure my answer would be the same... Gramaw tired
You won't be tired when the caveman snatch you miss brains muffins and i surely would enjoy your naughty games and stories... Miss brains is anti boredom and anti sadness! 😊 The only way to make miss brains return from. the dead is to whisper in her ear that it's snowing a lot 😁
Nah it's sunny 40 today 🙂
Really? 😒 I'll send you some snow 🌨⛄☻
No thanks I'll pass, but I'll send you some turkey... Here alone but making a 20 lb turkey 🤷🏼♀️ lololol
Yummm yummmm, send all the turkey miss brains, the pepsi is ready, send yourself with the turkey, with each 5 bites to the turkey, one bite for the spongy forehead, 😋😋 I'm very hungry now miss brains, don't play such dangerous games with me, i'll chew your little organs if i had too, a delicious miss brains muffins and a turkey plus pepsi and muffins, what a family combo 🤪
🤣🤣🦃
🤤🍗🍖🍟🥤🧁 I'll make miss brains muffins the queen of the muffin planet as long as she serve me eith delicious meals like that, hail the queen 👸🏼
I'm no queen 🤷🏼♀️
I'll make you one miss brains muffins 😌
Not necessary, I'm simple
Nope your complex miss brains 😂 Make a naughty game or some dirty jokes spongy forehead, i missed your weird meme's and funny texts 🤣
Aww I'm busy cooking and picking up... Dirty Jokes gonna have to wait
Cook for your king miss brains, i'm waiting! I need a kiss to be able to eat and a kiss won't be enough if i don't bute your spongy forehead 😬
*bite
House does smell good! But then, so do I😁 I'm cooking a 20lb bird and no appetite 🤷🏼♀️
20lb bird? 🤔 that's not a turkey miss brains muffins, that's a turkesauros 🤣🤣 from the jurassic era!
🤣🤣 right I would a rather cooked it in slow cooker but they wasn't gonna fit in there
No one knows from where miss brains is getting these extincted animals 😂
Turkeys are extinct? Lol since when? Lol my neighbor gave it to me, cuz they were giving them away at a church and they gave her two
There more here that needs to been done more than just what is listed. The guy wants a blow job, but what about the woman? I believe she should get her oral sex first. Then the woman has a good idea of how good a blow job to give her man, say he only did a half halfhearted job of pleasing her. Then that's the kind of blow job he should get.
I am so upset all the time about the woman getting used, and this the only to even things up.
No, I want to get off, it’s every man for himself.
You have sex with men 🤔😂😂😂
Who said that?
Every "man" for himself, lololol 🤪🤣
“Wo-man” just a different kind of man.
Lololol okay
Yes as best as we can.
Yep, if I was going to ejaculate, either while getting a blowjob or was in a pussy, I would tell her. I love cunnilingus and a nice clean care pussy is wonderful. I'd love to have my lady straddle my face.
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care = bare
LOL😂
Im single
So am I but still know what good Sexual Etiquette is 😂😂
So do i but how can i practice it without a srxy woman? 😎
🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
are you asking her to have sex with you?
She is a sex fiend and there is no safe space to hide from her. She will smell me out drag me from under the bed as I scream and tear at the carpet. Throwing me on the bed looking at me with vile intent as she rapes me with her eyes... Meh, She rides me it's great I just take it and go to work with a few scratches on my back. I mean like she rides me like she's on top not like she has a strap on and rides me no... not like that I don't think I could do that.
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what the actual...
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What's good sexual etiquette
Sexual Etiquette?
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Forks on the right, napkins in the lap, and I start eating.
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Yes, both me and my partners have good sex etiquette!
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I think I have.
That's good 👍🏻🙂